Quest Deep Periphery Quest (Battletech Sandbox Empire Builder)

ShadowArxxy - Non-Canon Omake - The Sound Of Music
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    Omake, omake, omake!

    Governess class JumpShip HMS Sound of Music

    "We really do have to go serenade the wonderful voting public who decided to name our first JumpShip this. But at least it's not something really dumb, like 'Jumpy McJumperson'."

    As the Powers That Be had felt that the newest and most critical piece of space infrastructure in the entire Empire -- the brand-new JumpShip yard -- absolutely must be placed well inside the jump limit and far away from all stable pirate points, launching a brand-new JumpShip meant an agonizingly delayed process of being physically towed at 1G by a dozen specialized DropShips, while being escorted by eight combat Droppers "just in case".

    The Sound of Music's maiden voyage would be a brief test jump that didn't even exit the system, instead merely flitting from one point outside the system's jump limit to another point outside the jump limit. A second team of tow ships was already waiting near the planned exit point, and would bring them all the way back in-system for a comprehensive recheck of all ship systems, especially the drive core. It was probably the most excitingly boring thing in Captain Davis' entire naval career; having their own JumpShip capacity was a massive strategic. . . but given their world's history with K-F catastrophe, they were being painfully careful with the test protocols.

    "The hills are aliiiiiiiive, with the sound of musiiiiiiic...."

    "I said serenade the idiots who voted the name onto my poor ship, not your fellow crew, Lieutenant!"
     
    ShadowArxxy - Non-Canon Omake - JUMP
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    "Captain, Kearny-Fuchida drive is fully charged and ready for our last jump. All systems green." The lieutenant at the helm was not doing a particularly good job of concealing his nervousness. They had never quite figured out who these 'Griffons' actually were, but they had proven absolutely *lethal* in the defense of their probable home world, fielding far greater numbers of far more capable AeroSpace Fighters than a Deep Periphery backwater should have ever had.

    "Proceed with jump."

    As the sensors stabilized from jump disruption, the lieutenant's blood ran cold. "Four, no, five incoming drive signatures at four Gs!"

    "Verify that our communications links are transmitting in the clear." ordered the captain calmly. "Is it an ASF patrol?"

    "Negative, drive signatures are DropShip-class. And *close* -- if they hold this acceleration, they'll intercept us in less than ten hours." True to her name, the plucky little Scout-class JumpShip boasted an exceptionally good sensor suite, which in this case was neatly displaying her complete and total lack of escape options against high-accelleration sublight combatants at such close range.

    "Classes?"

    "Unknown, sir; the computer is not finding any type matches. All we're getting is one fifty thousand ton spheroid and four two thousand ton aerodynes." The lieutenant stared at the readouts, stunned. "A fifty thousand ton DropShip at four gees!"

    "Don't worry, Lieutenant. They wouldn't fire on a JumpShip."

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    [X] "Attention, unidentified JumpShip. You are violating Griffon territorial space. Fold your sails and do not attempt to power weapons or drives."
     
    ShadowArxxy - Canon Omake - Citations Cites For Citationing Under The Influence Of Citations
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    Omake: The Last Citation

    Michelle had found this entire business of academic citations in government paperwork to be obnoxiously pedantic even before they got to the case of duelling citation standards, but it really was the last straw.

    To even her own surprise, the historical records backed her up. A similar issue of academic slapfights invading government paperwork had surfaced during your grandfather's reign, and he had responded to it in typically decisive manner: the Royal Staff were directed to write up a new citation standard which would be enforced by law. Not that His Majesty cared one whit for academic picky-points, but if they were going to let their absurd minutiae interfere with his government and force him to intervene, he was going to intervene in a way that decisively shut them up.

    Unfortunately, he never got around to signing it into law due to a series of more important crises. This was a great pity, she reflected, because several members of the Royal Staff of the time were academically inclined enough to put serious effort into the the new-and-improved citation standard. It incorporated the best elements of the historical APA and MLA styles with significant modern refinements, and notably had a "canonical" short form so that no one could demand a full bibliography on routine paperwork.

    At that point, Michelle got a terrible, awful, evil, and very very satisfying idea. Which is to say, she got Jackie to sign an amended version of the old 'pending' executive order enacting the new citations as the sole standard for all government business and all educational and research efforts funded by the government, and then gleefully crashed an academic conference to officially inaugurate the Griffon Universal Citation Heuristic System.
     
    ShadowArxxy - Canon Omake - Presentation
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    Omake: Presentation

    To the Queen's dismay, several rounds of internal reorganizations and promotions had led to the appointment of a new palace liason for Majeure Electrique, who declared that the company was cutting back on "wasteful and extravagant product demonstrations" and would henceforth be using "virtual presentations only". Of course, decades of practice made it easy to summon up the Official Public Relations Royal Smile And Nod no matter how personally irritated she might actually feel about something, but really, she got enough PowerPoint from her advisors as it was.

    Personal disappointment aside, the company's newest unsolicited proposal -- essentially taking Majeure Electrique's proposal for the Navy's "PT boat" lightweight subcapital missile boat and scaling it up to fit a new stretch variant of the Velociraptor class hull -- promised an incredibly lethal combination of speed, agility, and firepower at a modest cost and without using any double heatsinks. Now if only she could stay awake. . . if only to set a good example for Willis. . .

    . . . the PowerPoint was interrupted by an incredibly loud set of sonic booms and an exasperated facepalm from the liason, as not one but three low-rate initial production testbed DropShips made a high-speed pass over the Palace in all their shark-toothed, dino-roaring glory.

    "They missed their cue!" grumbled the liason under her breath. "However am I supposed to 'raise the bar' on these things when no one listens to me?"

    The Queen cleared her throat loudly. "Young lady, has anyone ever told you the first rule about 'pranking The Queen'?"

    "Ahhhhh..."

    "You can have a ten-second head start from the Royal Grifftigers."


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    ShadowArxxy - Canon Omake - Volcano Protest GO!
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    Omake!

    It appears that some geologists got wind of DOME's proposal to bombard Griffin II with ice comets in order to greatly accelerate the cooling of the planet after the supervolcano cluster eruptions, and they are absolutely enraged at the prospect of losing the opportunity to study "the greatest volcanic event in the history of mankind". In fact, they're so enraged that they're not just engaging in the usual passive-aggressive slapfight via nasty comments on each other's peer reviews in academic journals; they've taken to the streets in what is probably the first academic mass protest in Griffin's Roost history that doesn't have to do with Periphery Studies.

    Of course, Periphery Studies promptly joined the protests just because, with all the usual substitution of extreme enthusiasm for any actual comprehension of the issues. As far as anyone can tell, the Periphery Studies take on this is, "VOLCANO-COMET RIGHTS!" The enlarged protest has surrounded the Royal Palace and appear to be building a giant papier-mache volcano in the public square; duelling stockpiles of Diet Coke + Mentos and vinegar + baking soda suggest that they're still arguing about how best to make it erupt.

    The quadrupedal elements of the Royal Grifftiger Mounted Police are giving those stockpiles a very dirty look. You probably would too if you had fur; as it is, you don't have fur and the prospect of a twenty-foot-high version of the classic science fair volcano going off in your front yard is actually quite amusing.

    "VOLCANO-COMETS FOR THE GOD EMPRESS!"

    "JANE, STOP ENCOURAGING THEM!!!!!"
     
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    It turns out you were wrong about thinking the double stockpile meant that the protesters were arguing about the volcanic eruption. Rather, it seems that the geologists decided to throw their hands up and just go with the volcano-comet flow, so the Great Protest Volcano was rigged to launch a massive cluster burst of iceball "comets" into the air.

    Said comets were promptly melted as the air-defense lasers on the Palace roof activated, which revealed that they weren't actually ice, but artfully crafted balls of frozen Diet Coke with Mentos embedded in them. A well-known chemical reaction promptly ensued, absolutely drenching the public square and the palace with dramatic amounts of foamy blast goodness. The protestors roared with triumph; the Royal Grifftiger Mounted Police stood their ground in decidedly soggy condition.

    "VOLCANO-COMETS FOR THE GOD EMPRESS!"

    "JAAAAAAANE!"
     
    ShadowArxxy - Canon Omake - Look at the size of that thing!
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    [X] Refit now

    Also, OMAKE!

    As deadly and effective as the entire series of new refits is, improved versions of existing craft just doesn't have the spectacle of a new ship reveal, especially Majeure Electrique's dinosaur-themed showcases. Unfortunately, the trend towards larger and larger DropShips strongly favors spheroid pattern vessels over aerodynes, and this shift seems to have left the company on the back foot. They've stayed afloat by collaborating with the Imperial Griffin Works on the Devastation class and the entire series of new combat transports, but they haven't introduced anything new in several years.

    "Palace Control, this is private DropShip Shamu One-One on Special Flight Permit ST-321. We are approaching your controlled airspace, transmitting security codes."

    "Shamu One-One, we have confirmation of your code transmission. You are clear to proceed." The Palace spaceport controller switched to the guard channel with the smoothness of several decades of experience. "Palace Control to Ajax Lead. We have a DropShip authorized to land at the Palace, proceed with standard intercept and escort."

    Two of the four brand-new Eagles of the security air patrol broke away from the standby racetrack and went to full throttle, accelerating sharply into the clear blue sky to meet the incoming vector. Seconds later, they broke through the cloud layer.

    "Ajax Lead to Palace Control, we have visual contact with the incoming DropShip." There was a slight hitch in the ASF pilot's radio voice. "Please confirm landing authorization for superheavy class assault DropShip."

    "Landing authorization is confirmed." echoed the space controller smoothly. "Majeure Electrique brought a shiny new breakfast treat for the Queen."

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    Renown-class Parasite Battleship/Imperial Yacht
    Type: Military Spheriod
    Mass: 100,000 tons
    Battle Value: 103,826
    Cost: 11,420,332,000 C-bills
    
    Armor
        Nose: 1322
        Sides: 1127/1127
        Aft: 934
    
    Cargo
        Bay 1:  Fighter (12)            4 Doors  
        Bay 2:  Small Craft (2)         1 Door   
        Bay 3:  BattleArmor (CS) (12)   1 Door   
        Bay 4:  Cargo (1024.0 tons)     1 Door
    
    Specials:
        Armored 22
        Capital 2 456
        Capital 3 218
        Command 3

    (Note: the Renown is a special flagship variant of Majeure Electrique's new Godzilla-class parasite battleship. This one-off vessel was jointly developed by Majeure Electrique and the Imperial Griffin Works, with Lee Aerospace handling interior fitment.)
     
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    ShadowArxxy - Canon Omake - Now For Something Completely Different
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    Omake: In Another Direction

    The royal liaison for Majeure Electrique was apparently waiting for Her Majesty to come home before sending out the invitations for their latest product pitch. The proposed Dunkleosteus class DropShip is a departure from both the company's usual dinosaur naming theme and the historical trend towards ever-bigger combat DropShips; at only 3000 tons, it's the smallest DropShip the company has ever made, although not quite as small as the Defiant class. The sleek, compact bird packs twice the composite battle value rating of even the latest Defiant upgrades for substantially less than twice the cost.

    The smaller size also makes it much more "fighter-like", enough so that both Willis and Thanh are instantly infatuated. Needless to say, Her Majesty is not tempted at all, since she is a sensible infantryman and not a crazy, adrenaline junkie fighter pilot. Oh wait, it also carries its own parasite Small Craft and battle armor racks, complete with ejection doors for mid-air deployment of jump capable Battle Armor variants? That is totally not the sound of Her Majesty's excited squeeing being poorly covered up by the presentation soundtrack. Really, one shouldn't spread such terrible rumors. Willis-the-perpetually-immature and Thanh-the-totally-not-grown-up were absolutely the only ones squeeing.

    For some reason, S.A.R.A.H. seems to have dug up some really bizarre, old Terra pop culture thing with dancing vegetables. You are mystified, but the grandbabies seem to really love it, and at least it's not the infamous purple dinosaur monstrosity.

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    Dunkleosteus Parasite Corvette
    Type: Military Aerodyne
    Mass: 3,000 tons
    Technology Base: Mixed (Experimental)
    Introduced: 3145
    Mass: 3,000
    Battle Value: 31,118
    Tech Rating/Availability: F/X-X-X-X
    Cost: 705,326,400 C-bills
    
    Fuel: 100 tons (3,000)
    Safe Thrust: 7
    Maximum Thrust: 11
    Heat Sinks: 68 (136)
    Structural Integrity: 24
    
    Armor
        Nose: 604
        Sides: 508/508
        Aft: 411
    
    Cargo
        Bay 1:  Small Craft (1)         1 Door   
        Bay 2:  BattleArmor (CS) (1)    1 Doors  
        Bay 3:  Cargo (55.0 tons)       1 Door   
    
    Ammunition:
        432 rounds of Anti-Missile System [Clan] ammunition (12 tons),
        480 rounds of Improved LRM 20 ammunition (3 tons),
        40 rounds of LB 20-X Cluster ammunition (1 tons),
        1,280 rounds of Gauss Rifle [Clan] ammunition (160 tons)
    
    Escape Pods: 3
    Life Boats: 0
    Crew:  3 officers, 2 enlisted/non-rated, 6 gunners, 11 bay personnel, 5 passengers, 6 BA marines       
    
    Notes: Mounts 108 tons of ferro-aluminum armor.
    
    Weapons:                                         Capital Attack Values (Standard)
    Arc (Heat)                                   Heat  SRV     MRV     LRV     ERV   Class      
    Nose (31 Heat)
    1 Enhanced PPC                               15   1(12)   1(12)   1(12)    0(0)  PPC        
    8 Gauss Rifle                                 8   12(120) 12(120) 12(120)  0(0)  AC         
        Gauss Rifle Ammo [Clan] (512 shots)
    1 LB 20-X AC                                  6   2(20)   2(20)    0(0)    0(0)  LBX AC     
        LB 20-X Cluster Ammo (40 shots)
    2 Anti-Missile System                         2    1(6)    0(0)    0(0)    0(0)  AMS        
        Anti-Missile System Ammo [Clan] (72 shots)
    RW/LW (41 Heat)
    1 Enhanced PPC                               15   1(12)   1(12)   1(12)    0(0)  PPC        
    6 Gauss Rifle                                 6   9(90)   9(90)   9(90)    0(0)  AC         
        Gauss Rifle Ammo [Clan] (384 shots)
    3 Improved LRM 20                            18   4(36)   4(36)   4(36)    0(0)  LRM        
        Improved LRM 20 Ammo (144 shots)
    2 Anti-Missile System                         2    1(6)    0(0)    0(0)    0(0)  AMS        
        Anti-Missile System Ammo [Clan] (72 shots)
    Aft (60 Heat)
    2 Enhanced PPC                               30   2(24)   2(24)   2(24)    0(0)  PPC        
    4 Improved LRM 20                            24   5(48)   5(48)   5(48)    0(0)  LRM        
        Improved LRM 20 Ammo (192 shots)
    6 Anti-Missile System                         6   2(18)    0(0)    0(0)    0(0)  AMS        
        Anti-Missile System Ammo [Clan] (216 shots)
     
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    ShadowArxxy - Omake - We Come Bearing Wonderful Headaches (Pt I)
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    Omake: We Come Bearing Wonderful Headaches, Part 1

    System Defense Command, New Avalon System, Federated Commonwealth

    “We have an unscheduled incoming jump signature at the zenith jump point!”

    The general alert sounded automatically as the on-duty sensor technician made the verbal announcement and punched the sensor data onto the main screen.

    “Tonnage is in the two hundred fifty thousand ton range -- probable Star Lord or Tramp class, but the jump signature is a little off. Might be damaged or heavily modified. Zenith stations have been alerted, secondary sensors are coming online.”

    “Very well, maintain a yellow alert until we have positive identification of the JumpShip.”

    While the short-range optics on the actual Zenith station would technically see the new arrival first, overall responsibility for traffic management fell to the central command with its nearly Star League grade sensor suite. An unscheduled jump to New Avalon likely meant a JumpShip with a poorly maintained drive limping to the nearest inhabited system, an event which never made anyone happy given how difficult it was to actually fix K-F drives.

    “Unscheduled JumpShip has completed transit, standing by for emergence signal and visual acquisition. Transit lag confirms JumpShip tonnage of two hundred forty thousand tons, DropShip tonnage of five hundred thousand tons.” The technician whistled, then frowned. “Two hundred forty thousand doesn’t match any known JumpShip class, and that much DropShip weight means five Behemoths.”

    Several increasingly tense minutes later, the mystery JumpShip could finally be seen on the station’s exquisitely sensitive telescope array.

    “Oh shit. Look at those transit drives -- that’s not a JumpShip, it’s a WarShip. And those aren’t Behemoths either.” The five massive parasites had much longer ellipsoid hulls dotted with oversized weapon emplacements visible even at this range. “Those have to be some kind of stupidly huge Assault DropShip.”

    “Red alert.” Ordered the watch lieutenant, grimly aware that the situation was now greatly exceeding his humble pay grade. “And, ah, wake the First Prince.”
     
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    ShadowArxxy - Omake - We Come Bearing Wonderful Headaches (Part II)
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    Omake: We Come Bearing Wonderful Headaches, Part 2

    Less than ten minutes later, the watch Lieutenant‘s secure communications terminal lit up.

    A surging panic overtook the young officer as he realized he was talking to the First Prince of the Federated Suns and he hadn’t even remembered to button his uniform, which was also... somewhat rumpled and oh God, were those food stains from the other day visible? The First Prince, for his part, was wearing an AFFS uniform undershirt but otherwise showed absolutely no sign of being even slightly disturbed or discomfited by being woken up in the dead of the night.

    “Easy there, Lieutenant.” The First Prince’s tone was steady and measured, with perhaps a tiny hint of wry amusement. “Give me a sitrep.”

    “Sir, at 0237 hours we picked up an unscheduled incoming jump signature at the zenith jump point, magnitude indicated a JumpShip in the two hundred fifty thousand ton range, but with significant signature discrepancies from a Star Lord or Tramp class. Upon emergence, the duration of jump confirmed the unknown JumpShip at two hundred forty thousand tons with five hundred thousand tons of DropShips. After light-speed lag elapsed, we established visual and sensor contact and were able to observe that the vessel was in fact a WarShip carrying five heavily armed military DropShips.

    The unknown vessels took no hostile action towards the JumpShips and stations at the jump point, but did not transmit any IFF signal or respond to hailing on standard frequencies. The DropShips deployed into an escort formation around the WarShip, and the entire group is now burning in-system at a sustained 1.5Gs.”

    The Lieutenant paused until Hanse nodded for him to continue.

    “Sir, what concerns us the most at this point is that our warbooks do not contain even approximate matches for these vessels. The only recorded WarShip of that tonnage is the Terran Hegemony’s old Bonaventure class, which had no Drop Collars and a completely different hull configuration, and no known power has ever built military DropShips this large.”

    Hanse looked thoughtfully at the terminal, manipulating a hand control to rotate and zoom in on the holographic image. This looks quite close to our own RX-78 project, actually. Almost identical tonnage, similar layout,and it looks like they copied the Maxell 45 Series naval lasers and Barracuda capital missiles just like we did. But none of the other Great Houses could put something like this into service without our intelligence services getting at least a hint of it, and none of the Periphery powers have the necessary resources. Who else is out there?

    “Try hailing them on the old SLDF frequencies and encodings.” The First Prince ordered with a calculated calm he wasn’t particularly feeling. “They might not be using up to date protocols.”

    Several lightspeed-lag cycles later, successful semi-automatic handshakes were followed by an audiovisual feed.

    “Greetings, Federated Suns! This is Captain Eiko Nguyen of the HMS Endymion. We come in peace.”
     
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    ShadowArxxy - Omake - We Come Bearing Wonderful Headaches (Part III)
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    Omake: We Come Bearing Wonderful Headaches, Part 3

    Several days later, First Prince Hanse Davion and Archon Melissa Steiner both stared at the shipping container which Captain Nguyen had brought to NAIS in such profound astonishment that it almost showed on their faces.

    That’s an HPG?

    "Yes, this is a Star League era, civilian-grade ground mobile HPG unit. Although civilian is a bit of a historical misnomer -- it doesn't have the full feature set of the "military grade" sets used on SLDF ships, but it can be slotted into a command vehicle or a large Battlemech. Slightly more specifically, this is the Type 3a submodel, which will fit in a Battlemaster assault 'Mech after weight reduction modifications." Captain Nguyen smiled. "This one is yours to keep as a gift from the Empire, and I have ten more on my DropShip to sell, as well as ten of the shipborne model. Those are considerably bulkier, but also considerably more cost effective."

    "..."

    "Now, obviously, these units do not connect to ComStar’s HPG network; they connect to our own HPG relays. For fairly self-evident reasons, we’ve laid a chain of those relays through deep space as we came; with your agreement, we would be willing to lay that network throughout Federated Commonwealth space and provide your worlds with access to it. This would require placing endpoint stations in planetary orbit; we provide the uplink and downlink specifications to connect to them, and the ground stations are entirely yours."

    “A HPG communications network independent of ComStar would be a priceless capability,” agreed Hanse shrewdly, “But also one which ComStar would vehemently object to.”

    “We have a plan -- or more accurately, a proposal for the both of you -- to handle that. You see…”

    -----

    Several weeks later, a visibly shaken Primus assembled an emergency meeting of the First Circuit.

    “I’m afraid we now face the greatest crisis in the history of ComStar.” he declared bluntly. “Twenty days ago, a ‘lost’ colony world made contact with the Federated Commonwealth using a WarShip of advanced design.

    “Impossible!” shouted Myndo Waverly. “Even the Great Houses were unable to construct new WarShips without being provided with jump cores and engineering knowledge from ComStar; you seriously expect us to believe that a rabble of Periphery neobarbs were able to do so?”

    “This ‘Griffin’s Roost’ claims to be a multi-system polity centered on a Terran Hegemony ark world in the Deep Periphery.” replied Tiepolo levelly. “In any case, their origins are almost irrelevant because of what happened next: they sold HPGs to the Commonwealth.”

    “THEY SOLD WHAT?!”

    “They sold ten fifty-ton mobile HPG units and ten twelve-ton ground-mobile HPG units to the First Prince and the Archon. Units which are linked to their own independent relay network.”

    The room exploded into absolute pandemonium, which did not end until Myndo Waverly collapsed in a screaming apoplectic fit and had to be carried out. Tiepolo allowed himself a small smile; even in disaster, one had to enjoy the silver linings.
     
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    Omake: We Come Bearing Wonderful Headaches, Part IV

    ---

    System Defense Command, Hilton Head, Terra

    “Incoming! Precentors, we have incoming jump signatures at the nadir jump point! Six incoming signatures -- one in the four hundred thousand ton range, two in the seven hundred thousand ton range, two in the seven hundred fifty thousand ton range, and one in the eight hundred twenty five thousand ton range!”

    The Comstar adept manning the system defense console murmured a quick prayer to Blake. “Jumps completed, and we have positive warbook recognition on all six incoming WarShips. They are SLNS Mars, SLNS Darius, SLNS Nelson, SLNS Beowulf, SLNS Alexander, and SLNS Athena -- all Star League Defense Force ships known to have been among Kerensky’s exodus. Their IFF transponder signatures are in accordance, but have been changed from SLDF to Wolf’s Dragoons.”

    “Wolf’s Dragoons? The mercenaries have WarShips?” The First Circuit was remotely ‘sitting in’ on the system defense, and Myndo Waverly’s tone was even more acidic than usual.

    “This confirms certain long standing suspicions.” mused Precentor ROM out loud. “The Dragoons are connected to Kerensky.”

    “Suspicions which you saw fit to hide from the First Circuit?!”

    “Suspicions which we were unable to confirm being anything more than rumors and which were irrelevant to our actual work.”

    “Enough bickering.” growled the Primus. “Given that none of the Com Guard reserves will be able to reach us in time, having any friendly WarShips available to meet these ‘Griffons’ in space is the only good news we’ve had in weeks. And six large SLDF WarShips should considerably overmatch the single Griffon WarShip seen at New Avalon.”

    “Unless the Griffons have more WarShips in reserve, as they implied.”

    “Obviously a bluff.” sneered Myndo. “A Periphery world couldn’t possibly support large-scale WarShip production. Two or three at the very most.”

    “And yet a month ago we would have all agreed that a Periphery world couldn’t possibly have any WarShips.”

    “That was YOUR failing!”

    Tiepolo signed and turned his attention to the system defense console just as it began to chime with fresh jump signature warnings.

    “Incoming!” The adept gasped. “Multiple jump signatures at danger-close separation; we will not be able to identify individual ships until they emerge. The...the collective tonnage is in the millions of tons.”

    “The same tactic Kerensky used to take the jump point defenses.” pondered Tiepolo, his inner historian fascinated. “They don’t know if we have the SDS online.”

    “Jumps completed....fifteen WarShips, all of unrecognized class.”

    “FIFTEEN!?!??!”

    “Six WarShips of seven hundred fifty thousand tons, six WarShips of one million tons, and three WarShips of two and a half million tons." reported the adept faithfully. "The large three are of two types, two of one and one of the other, while the two sets of six are of a single type each. Collar count is three hundred thirty -- fifty each on the 2.5-million ton classes, eighteen each on the million tonners, twelve each on the three-quarters. The DropShips are all of one hundred thousand tons, three different models identified, two of which are a broad match for the sensor data obtained from New Avalon. They are maneuvering out of the jump point at a base acceleration of two Gs.”

    At least Myndo Waverly wasn't saying anything now, thought Tiepolo in despair.

    ----

    Despite the gross mismatch in tonnage and firepower between his six ships and the fifteen which the Imperial Griffon Navy had brought to Terra, the Captain of the Athena was absolutely exultant. With the total lack of WarShips among the forces of the Inner Sphere, it had seemed that the entire naval Warrior contingent assigned to Wolf’s Dragoons was doomed to fade away without the slightest opportunity to earn even the last morsel of glory. But today, they would die as Clan Warriors should!

    “Ah, Wolf’s Dragoons. We were wondering if you would answer Comstar’s call for aid. . . I suppose you couldn’t resist the prospect of an actual naval battle.” There was something deeply disturbing about the Griffon admiral’s tone and posture on the video screen. “Tell me, what brought Clan Wolf all the way back to Terra -- in Clan Widowmaker ships, no less? Little Nicky Kerensky forgot his binky, quiaff?”

    Jaime and Joshua Wolf very nearly fell out of their command chairs. “What!?!?!?”

    “I am Admiral Patricia McEvedy, of Griffon’s Roost and of Clan Wolverine. If you are Wolves, Widowmakers, or any other of Little Nicky's dezgra fools, we have a Trial of Annihilation to finish!”

    “Neg!” Jaime Wolf surged to his feet. “Clan Widowmaker’s treachery against Clan Wolverine was uncovered, and Clan Widowmaker was subjected to a Trial of Absorption by Clan Wolf! There is no need for . . .”

    “Clan Widowmaker’s treachery was known during the Trial of Annihilation, Wolf.” purred Admiral McEvedy with mock sweetness. “Your admission merely confirms how utterly dezgra your precious Kerensky was. But be good dogs and run! Crawl back to Strana Mechty and tell the Grand Council that Clan Wolverine waits for them on Terra, if they dare come!”
     
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    Omake: Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies Missiles

    “Dear, we have a disaster on our hands!” cried Willis as he rushed into the royal quarters, eyes wide with panic and arms waving frantically. “Thanh has fallen to the Dark Side and it’s all YOUR fault!”

    “Oh really now?”

    “Yes! You keep putting her in command of big ships, and now she’s gone and betrayed fighter pilots forever!!!” Willis sank into the very comfortable couch and thrust a data slate at the Empress. “Just look at this!”

    “What am I looking at here?”

    “It’s an unholy abomination of anti-fighter-ness that Thanh cooked up with S.A.R.A.H.!”

    “Dad is just all sour grapes because he can’t come up with a way to beat Project Typhon with ASFs.” declared Thanh with distinct smugness as she entered the room. “It’s a long term answer to large-scale swarm attacks like the Dracs just threw at us, albeit one based on Star League naval weapons that we haven’t actually redeveloped yet.”

    “It’s evil and cheating.” grumbled Willis. “Nobody should ever have that many missiles in one place.”

    Jackie raised an eyebrow at the ship specs. “Logistics is going to have griffkittens supplying this monster. One hundred forty-four LRM-20 racks, forty-eight launchers for the new Swordfish subcapital point-defense missiles that haven’t even made it out of the lab yet, and how many Star League capital missiles?”

    “Ninety-six launchers -- twelve in each firing arc, with two hundred forty missiles in the ready magazines.” expounded the naval officer cheerfully. “And they’re Killer Whales as opposed to Barracudas -- the very heaviest capital missiles in the Star League arsenal, which makes them the most effective at punching through massed anti-missile fire.”

    “See!” Willis pointed his finger in grand accusation. “This is all your fault!”

    “In all seriousness, this looks like an excellent idea.” said the Empress approvingly. “While I'm cautiously optimistic that the Dracs will be a resolved matter by the time we could actually put these vessels into production, an anti-fighter WarShip along these lines would be an excellent counter to the large numbers of drone fighters operated by the Amaris pirates. You totally have my approval to push it to actual design work.”

    “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!”
     
    ShadowArxxy - Come to the Dark Side, We Have Cookies II
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    Omake: Come To The Dark Side, We Have Cookies Missiles, Part V

    “Now things are even worse,” declared Willis, waving a water bottle and swaying in a not very good imitation of drunkenness.

    “I take it the official design work on Thanh’s anti-fighter idea is completed, then?” replied Jackie wryly.

    “They completely fail to recognize the evawfulness of this concept!”

    “Evawfulness is not a word, dear.”

    “Abominality, then!”

    “Abominality is not a word either.”

    “Well, they both ought to be.” Despite his advancing years, Willis still managed to produce a sulk that was equal parts comically childish and cheerfully roguish. “The Admiralty not only fleshed out Thanh’s anti-fighter WarShip concept as the ‘Ticonderoga class Heavy Cruiser’, but also came up with a DropShip version that they’re calling the Kirov class Aviation Cruiser.”

    Jackie skimmed the secure datapad with professional interest. “Hmmm. This is really quite clever; it uses the Barracuda missiles off the Morristown for extended-range capital punch without having to wait for Killer Whales, with massed LRM-20s and a few Gauss Rifles for support. We could actually have this in production within the next five or six years.”

    “It’s an evil one-trick pony with bonus evil.” grumbled Willis mock-sullenly, “Also slow, fragile, and nearly as expensive as a Royal Sovereign for a lot less total firepower.”

    “And the fact that ASF pilots find it rather difficult to dodge four dozen capital missiles and almost three thousand LRMs per volley?”

    “Like I said, pure evil.”

    At that moment, Thanh entered the room with another datapad. “I regret everything. System Defense Command got in on the massed capital missile concept, and . . . ”

    “I’m guessing a space station can carry even more extreme numbers of Barracuda launchers?” Jackie gave her daughter an amused grin.

    “Their initial design draft had over two hundred Barracuda launchers, Mom, and they only gave up when S.A.R.A.H. pointed out that while it technically all fit, a 150,000 ton battle station with literally 95% of its mass devoted to missile stores would explode if you looked at it funny. The revised proposal carries more sensible numbers of capital missiles, but they made up for it by mounting LRM-20 racks in batteries of fifty-eight.

    Willis made a strangled wheezing sound that appeared to be equal parts shock, amusement, and schadenfreude. “Good God, the fire control required for that many…”

    “Can be brute-forced for surprisingly little tonnage as long as only a modest number of larger weapons are mounted alongside them.” Thanh handed over the datapad. “Given how inherently vulnerable the stations are to being swarmed, System Defense Command feels that saturation fire from a network of relatively small auxiliary stations is actually a viable concept.”
     
    ShadowArxxy - When The Hammer Drops
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    Omake: When The Hammer Drops.

    "My client would like to negotiate a plea."

    Unfortunately for the oligarchs, having one of the biggest and most prominent law firms in Griffon's Roost "inside" their conspiracy meant that they were now all being defended by a ramshackle arrangement of painfully junior associates and legal interns, since every single named partner and senior associate of the firm was currently sitting in prison under indictment as one of many, many co-conspirators. But since the firm itself had not been indicted in its corporate identity, it was still the counsel of record -- on top of which, no other firm had expressed any willingness to take these cases.

    "I'm sure he would. Unfortunately, the Crown is not going to bargain today."

    "W...what?"

    "Simply that, Mr. Kessner. The Crown has more than sufficient evidence against your client and all indicted co-conspirators. Your client cannot tell us anything we do not already know."

    "Even for a plea of nolo contendere?"

    "The Crown will not accept a plea of nolo contendere."

    "WHAT?"


    "Nolo contendere may only be pled at the discretion of the court, and Her Majesty has personally decreed that no such pleas shall be accepted for these cases. The only plea we will accept is 'guilty' to all charges."

    "And if my client so pleads?"

    "Then your client will be hung from the neck until dead for high treason."

    "As opposed to?"

    "As opposed to being drawn and quartered for high treason in time of war."

    "T...that's outrageous!"

    "Your client's offenses are outrageous, Mr. Kessner, and The Crown wishes for all cases in this matter to be prosecuted to the full extent of the law."
     
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    ShadowArxxy - The Quality of Mercy
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    Omake: The Quality of Mercy

    “My client pleads guilty to all charges, and begs the Empress’ mercy. In lieu of a personal statement, he begs Her Majesty to consider an ancient wisdom:

    ‘The quality of mercy is not strained.​
    It droppeth as the gentle rain from heaven​
    Upon the place beneath. It is twice blest:​
    It blesseth him that gives and him that takes.​
    'Tis mightiest in the mightiest; it becomes​
    The throned monarch better than his crown.​
    His scepter shows the force of temporal power,​
    The attribute to awe and majesty​
    Wherein doth sit the dread and fear of kings;​
    But mercy is above this sceptered sway.​
    It is enthroned in the hearts of kings;​
    It is an attribute to God Himself;​
    And earthly power doth then show likest God's​
    When mercy seasons justice.’ ”​

    There was a small stir in the court at this; while almost all of the oligarchs and their corrupt cronies had tried to negotiate some form of plea bargain, this was the first to straight up plead guilty. The Empress had already read through the case file, but motioned for a hard copy.

    “Mister Reese.” Her voice was cold and precisely formal. “Had you begged Our mercy at any point before you were actually arrested, We would have granted it. Perhaps even during the six weeks when you were free on bail. But you did not. Indeed, you spent the majority of those six weeks trying to arrange the murders of the subordinates you believed to be the key witnesses against you. At no point up until you entered this Court have you displayed the slightest hint of remorse, much less repentance.

    “Therefore, Our answer to you is an older and higher piece of ancient wisdom: ‘So speak ye, and so do, as being to be judged by the law of liberty. Judgement without mercy to him that hath not done mercy’. Our judgement is that you will be hung by the neck until dead, and you will be buried unshriven, and you will not be remembered.
     
    ShadowArxxy - OMFG - Part I
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    Omake: OMFG, Part One

    Griffin’s Roost University, Department of Historical Studies


    Griffin’s Roost University had never actually had a department of paleontology, which was deemed just too narrow and specialized of a sub-field to justify its own department. However, Griffin’s Roost University did have two history professors with a profound personal obsession with paleontology, who had founded a student paleontology “club” before they were even tenured.

    The ten-odd members of that club were now gathered in a conference room at the University library, along with their professors and a quietly intimidating young woman in a completely unadorned black business suit, black tie, dark glasses, and radio earpiece.

    “I think my arm is going to fall off.”

    “I think both my arms are going to fall off.”

    “My arm already fell off, and now my prosthetic is going.”

    “There, that’s the last form. Now can you please tell us what the heck we’re signing forms for?”

    “No.” said the intimidating young woman flatly and with no apparent sense of humor. “This is not a secure location. You will be transported to a secure location for briefing.”

    “Callie, how exactly does someone menacingly pronounce transport?” whispered one student to another. “Because I definitely feel menaced.”

    "Shhh, she can hear you!”

    The sense of menace became even more distinct as they were matter-of-factly led to a pair of unmarked black groundcars with dark-tinted windows, which proceeded to the starport by a precisely efficient route at precisely the legal speed limit.

    “We haven’t hit a single stop light.” wondered a student out loud. “Either their timing is that good, or they’ve got access to the priority overrides for the traffic light system.”

    The intimidating young woman’s her head might have turned very slightly towards that student, who audibly eeped and said no more.

    There was a certain absurdity to the sheer amount of “cloak and dagger” was being generated by entirely mundane actions done in stony silence by a dark suit, but no one would dare actually voice that observation until they were safely away from her tacitly ominous presence.

    “And she’s probably still listening to us.”

    ----

    At the starport, the black cars proceeded through the security gates to the secure military section of the facility. After a brief wait, several more sets arrived with the same ominously precise driving, and the students were ushered at a fast walk through several security checkpoints, a maze of plain walled corridors with doors marked in terse acronyms, and then a second maze of industrial corridors punctuated by handgrips and steel pressure doors.

    They ultimately arrived in a small, windowless lounge lined with acceleration couches. Here, they finally caught enough breath to vaguely recognize the other groups as being from the Department of Biology, the Department of Geology, and the Department of Geography. The various professors nodded politely to each other and took their seats, followed loosely by their respective gaggles of students. All in all, there were about ten faculty and fifteen or so students, but the paleontology students seemed to be the only undergraduates; the others were clearly grad students.

    The very ominous young woman, who had disappeared at some point in this process -- no one could say when -- abruptly reappeared from a different corridor and began handing out small folios containing military-style ID cards, dog tags, and security bracelets. The sense of foreboding increased as they realized the way she was doing it showed that she not only already knew everyone’s name but had their faces memorized.

    “We will be lifting in ten minutes. For operational security reasons, you are not authorized to exit this area of the ship until further notice. Briefing will commence when we reach orbit.” A slight pause. “Your baggage has already been obtained and brought on board. Quarters are through the corridor to my left.”

    And then she was gone again. Several of the students exchanged nervous glances at each other.

    “Wow. That chick really, really scares me. Where does the government dig up that kind of crazy spook?”

    “Classified.”

    “Okay, so. . . uh. . . I guess we’d better get strapped in.”

    ------

    “Oh yes, briefing will commence when we reach orbit. For the tenured faculty only, you students will find out what’s going on ‘at a later time’.”

    “So, what do you think is going on?”

    Callie rolled her eyes. “Isn’t it obvious? The government literally sent a freaking secret agent to get us to sign a ridiculously comprehensive set of NDAs, then escorted us to a top secret military base, loaded us onto a DropShip, and is sending us out at crushing acceleration. It’s only the start of, like, every single monster movie ever.”

    “One. Dark sunglasses and an earpiece do not make that chick a secret agent. Two. That was Griffin’s Roost Starport, which is in no way a top secret military base. Three. This is maybe two Gs. Definitely much faster than a normal passenger liner goes, but hardly ‘crushing’.”

    “You are no fun at all” grumbled the redheaded girl. “So what’s your theory?”

    “Ancient aliens!”

    “And you said my theory was over the top?” spluttered Callie indignantly.

    “Seriously. Geology, geography, and biology plus the fact that we’re on a DropShip says planetary survey on one of the out-system worlds. But the rest of us are history, so they must have found evidence of a long-lost alien civilization!”

    “As opposed to a human settlement?”

    “No, because they didn’t bring anyone from sociology, psychology, economics, or linguistics. It’s gotta be aliens!”

    The student debate continued as the DropShip continued to accelerate out-system, attracting smiles of amused tolerance from the professors. Naturally, the students attributed the unwillingness of even the more “cool” and friendly younger professors to drop any hints to the fearful influence of Scary Agent Lady.

    ------

    Griffon’s Roost System, Zenith Point, Several Days Later. . .

    “Captain Nguyen feels that your adequate compliance with onboard security and safety requirements is somehow exemplary,“ declared Scary Agent Lady, in a tone which clearly communicated that she felt the Captain was being unreasonably generous, “And therefore has decided that you will be permitted to observe our docking procedures.”

    The students were subsequently escorted through the maze of minimally labelled corridors to a larger observation lounge with windows. Judging by the parts of the ship visible around them, they were now somewhere on the outer hull of a distinctly elongated spheroid-type DropShip. A second DropShip was flying in formation, its hull barely visible at this distance but the brilliant fusion flare of its transit drives unmistakeable.
    A faint speck in the distance slowly resolved into the form of a third DropShip waiting ahead of them. . .

    . . . wait, that wasn’t a DropShip. None of the students had ever seen that hull shape outside of a textbook before, but it was absolutely unmistakeable.

    “HOLY SHIT, THAT’S A JUMPSHIP!”

    Looks of wide-eyed wonder were universal as the JumpShip continued to become visible, and even more so when it became evident that the huge interstellar craft was painted in AFGR colors, and already had a single massive military DropShip already docked to it.

    “So that’s what the NDAs” were for, whispered Callie softly.

    “It’s definitely, definitely aliens.”

    The two DropShips smoothly slid into place and clamped to the JumpShip’s Kearny-Fuchida collars with a series of reassuringly solid metallic THUNKS! A piercing high-low-high whistle sounded, followed by a loud klaxon alarm.

    “This is not a drill. This is not a drill. General Quarters, General Quarters. All hands man your transit stations. The route of travel is forward and up to starboard, down and aft to port. Set material condition 'Zebra' throughout the ship. FTL jump imminent!”
     
    LordMcDeath - Have I Got News For You
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    Omake : News For You

    Jacob York was the host for “News for You”, the most popular of IBC’s humor-based news shows. There was another that focused around six comedians competing to mock the news of the week, but this was done in the pattern of an actual news show.

    Word had come down from on high to not pull any punches and while the regular news shows hadn’t been kind it was time to show what he and his people could do. As they came back from the break he turned on the smile and started the segway.

    “And while the dirigible can be repaired, the mime will never walk again. And speaking of bodies filled with hot air. We go now to our Political Correspondent, Pam Wisen, who is covering the latest brilliant idea from the Chamber of Delegates.”

    Pam was standing in front of a green screen of the Chamber. And just waiting for her cue, as she steps up, she is holding a prop copy of the new bill.

    “Another banner day for the Chamber of Delegates, as they continue to create jobs...for the legal profession. The Improving Farming and Animal Husbandry Act is perhaps the most...legally impenetrable document ever devised by man, and given that includes centuries of EULA and used car purchasing agreements that is saying something.

    Fortunately for us, we have our team of trained attack lawyers to help us understand. What this actually means. For a summary for the rest of us, we’ve got their handler Sir Adam Paterson.”

    A rather stiff-looking man in an animal trainer enters the screen with an artfully torn sleeve. He looks every bit the gentleman despite the rather ridiculous costume, combined with a decidedly posh accent.

    “Thank you Pam. I have to say, they did not enjoy this one. One of the paralegals nearly had my arm off. But I was able to get the summary out of there while they were sleeping off their three martini lunch.” He pulls up a ragged bunch of pages that look like it's been chewed on. Flipping out a pair of glasses from a pocket, he affects reading.

    “Apparently, once you translate it into a properly civilized tongue, this bill intends to either return us to our hunter gatherer roots or force us to rely entirely on synthetic food sources.“ said Sir Adam, before handing it over to Pam, whose exaggerated surprise was comical but she still was mildly in disbelieve.

    “Banning any weeding, harvesting grains, most forms of raising livestock and certainly any type of meat production. Yeah, it’s all here. If I’m not wrong, this would ban any food that wasn’t born entirely in a lab.” replied, her own exaggerated surprising turning to mock horror only adding to the effect.

    “Now that we know what it does. We have to ask why? Certainly the fact that one of bill’s sponsors is entirely owned and operated by Yum foods, who produce a huge variety of snacks and other food like products who don’t use the banned products would lead one to conclude evil. But given that one of the others comes from a majority agricultural sector whose constituents would be gutted by this bill, leads one to assume stupidity.” Pam was now facing the camera, and indulging in a bit of a rant. It hadn’t even been hard to find either.

    “I think we will have to ask you at home. Message us at #stupidestbill with either stupid or evil, and we will be reading the best responses tomorrow on air. “
     
    ShadowArxxy - All The Time - Part I
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    Omake: All The Time, Part 1

    Private Mining Vessel Ranma Maru, Deep Space Near Zenith Point, Griffon’s Roost System

    “Holy shit! What the hell is that thing?”

    “This,” declared Grace cheerfully, “is a Nollak FC-1 flechette rifle. It’s a recoilless semi-automatic manpack derivative of an LB-X autocannon, specifically designed for space boarding.”

    “That gun is almost as big as you are, Grace, and we are ‘boarding’ an abandoned derelict with no detectable life signs. This is a simple salvage job.”

    The tall redhead glared at her brother-in-law. “Matt, I have a bad feeling about this one.”

    “Grace, you have a ‘bad feeling’ about every single salvage contract we take.”

    “That’s because ever since you talked Julie into adding salvage hardware to the Ranma, you insist on jumping on every single half-ass recovery contract they post. Most of which barely pay for the fuel it takes to get out there and back.”

    “This one’s different!” insisted Matt, thumping the long-range sensor console for emphasis. “We have absolutely hit the jackpot this time -- that’s a freaking Monolith class JumpShip and there’s no other salvage rated vessels within half a day’s burn. She’s too big for us to tow single-hand, but we’ll have undivided first salvage shares on her.”

    “That’s one of the fucking Combine ships from the invasion, which means she’s out here because she misjumped. Misjumped ships are bad, bad shit.”

    Julie floated through the hatch to join her twin and husband. “That’s just spacer superstition. All of our sensor reads say she’s derelict but totally intact.”

    Grace sighed. “I still say I have a bad feeling about this, and I’m not going without Sasha.”

    "You NAMED IT?"

    “Naming guns is totally traditional!”

    -----

    Fortunately for the Ranma Maru, it appeared that the Combine used Star League standard docking collars and tug connections. Their salvage-and-recovery variant of the docking collar was structurally reinforced so that it could be used under limited thrust, which greatly simplified the delicate job of matching the movements of the slowly tumbling JumpShip, latching on, and then slowly zeroing out its movements relative to the system primary so that additional tugs could safely come alongside.

    Actually getting inside the ship was a considerably more time-consuming challenge. The salvage collar had integrated cutting torches, but they were only civilian ones and it took a painfully long time to sear through the JumpShip’s capital-grade hatch plating.

    “Okay, we’re just about through. We’ll want to head aft to the engineering compartment first to verify the status of the reactor and the K-F core, then head forward to the hab areas and bridge. Suit checks, everyone?”

    “Sealed and green.”

    “Sealed and green.”

    “Sealed and green for me too.”

    “Ah, Grace, you go first.”

    “I thought I was ‘just being crazy and superstitious’?”

    “You’re the one with the giant cannon!”

    You’re the one who insists there’s nothing to worry about, you go first!”

    Julie rolled her eyes and preempted further argument by deftly gliding ahead to the front of the airlock. “You two bicker so much that anyone else would think you’re the married ones.”

    "Sorry, dear."

    "Sorry, sis."

    -----

    Given that the JumpShip had apparently drifted for months before SARAH’s long distance sensors found her at the outer edges of the system, the three salvagers were unsurprised to find the interior cold, dark, and eerily quiet. Their shoulder-mounted lights provided more than enough light to safely proceed through the docking area, gliding from hand-hold to hand-hold in the zero-G environment.

    The layout of the ship did not diverge significantly from the standard Monolith blueprints provided by SARAH, although they did note the presence of anti-boarding security points consisting of prefabricated machine gun emplacements clamped to the deck. Those could have swept the entire entry area with a lethal cross-fire, so it was rather a relief to find them abandoned. A careful double-check verified that the emplaced weapons were in battle ready condition, loaded and cocked but with safeties engaged.

    Their initial assumption from the abandoned security stations had been that the unfortunate crew had at least initially survived the misjump and then retreated to the habitation section to conserve life support resources, but things began to look different as they began making their way towards the engineering section. The docking area of the ship had been almost too clean, with the showroom sharpness of a ship that was not just perfectly maintained but brand new. The spoke corridors leading inwards to the core of the ship swiftly lost that newness, and the central corridor along the spine of the ship was weathered in the way of a ship that had seen many decades of service.

    They found the remains of most of the crew at the far end of the central corridor, a collection of ship suits in Draconis Combine military colors free-floating in a loosely drifting pile near the far bulkhead. All of them were not just deceased, but visibly long dead, their suits impossibly age-worn and faces withered and dessicated like those of ancient mummies.

    Although they would forever deny it afterwards, the sudden transition from creepy silence to graphic horror made all three salvagers panic. Matt screamed like a little girl and threw himself backwards, colliding with an equally-terrified Julie. Grace shrieked and whipped Sasha up, but overbalanced as she fired, sending a blast of flechettes past the drifting mummies to rake down the side of the corridor like great metallic claws while she somersaulted helplessly in midair.

    The only reason they didn’t flee the ship entirely at this point was that by the time all three of them managed to physically stabilize themselves, it was clear that the mummies were simply dead and not any sort of undead. They had to pick their way past the bodies to reach the hatch into the engineering section, but fortunately did not have to actually touch them.

    ----

    Unlike the docking section of the ship, the engineering section actually did still have power. The dim red emergency lighting would have felt completely mundane under any other circumstances, but in the wake of the mummy encounter it couldn’t be taken as anything but sinister. But no actual threat materialized, and they made their way to the reactor without further incident.

    They found two more dead crew members in the reactor room, seated at the control stations. These appeared to be even more terribly aged than those in the access shaft, their suits decayed to fragments to reveal skeletal remains. Unwilling to come any closer than they had to, the salvagers made only a hasty examination of the control panels, which appeared to indicate that the reactor had been automatically shut down after the misjump and had not been restarted.

    There was an immediate, silent agreement that since restarting the reactor would require moving the bodies and a JumpShip didn’t have much in the way of transit drives anyway, they were going to leave this alone. All they needed to know was that the reactor was in a safe and stable configuration, and “shut down” certainly qualified. And if that conclusion was a little rushed, who could blame them?

    ----

    Despite the pucker factor of having to squeeze past the floating pile of corpses again, the trio were able to make their way back to the Ranma Maru without further incident. Their trip through the aft section of the ship had taken much longer than they expected, so they needed to rest and recharge their life support before proceeding forward.

    No one argued with Grace when she insisted on stopping to unclamp the two closest security hardpoints and turn them around to cover the corridor leading up to the docking collar. They still had no idea what had actually happened to the JumpShip’s crew, after all.

    Once safely back on board their own ship (and glad as never before to be in their lovingly maintained but slightly run down, well-used home in the stars), they took the time to replay their video logs. The sight of the dead Combine crew was almost as horrific as it had been in person, but what caught their attention now that they had more time to examine was the reactor shutdown.

    "I hate to say this,” commented Grace in a tone that was entirely too tense to contain even a hint of her usual I told you so, “but there’s even more disturbing shit going on. I grabbed a copy of the reactor logs while we were down there, and they’re saying the reactor didn’t shut down from the misjump because all of the safety systems were manually overridden. The reactor shut down because it ran out of fuel."

    “A JumpShip fusion reactor ran out of fuel?!?!?!?”

    “Like I said, more disturbing shit. The log shows that they disengaged the safeties in order to force a fast charge of the Kearny-Fuchida core, and they triggered a jump as soon as the core reached minimum adequate charge. But the reactor never spooled down after that -- it just kept running at emergency maximum output until fuel exhaustion.”

    “On a reactor design that regenerates its fuel?”

    “Hydrogen fuel regeneration is 'only' about 99.99% efficient. At least in theory, a reactor *does* slowly run down its core bunkerage even if you're not bleeding off plasma for the transit drive or main maneuvering thrusters. It would just take a really, really long time. Like, hundreds of years even running flat out.”

    “Hundreds of years on a ship that’s been out here for three months?”

    Grace gave a helpless shrug. “It's probably a glitch in the sensors, but all the bodies we found didn’t look three months old either. The ship’s main logs might tell us more; we should look for them when we’re on the bridge. Unless you want to check the reactor directly?”

    "Ah, no. Definitely not, unless we've checked the main logs and it's still an issue."

    “I don’t know if I want to go back out there at all.” sighed Julie. “I am definitely all of the creeped out.”

    “Oh come on! We lose our first salvage rights if we can’t confirm that the ship is cleared and safe.” complained Matt, who was perhaps a little too eager to make up for (totally not) losing his nerve earlier. “The bridge is a lot closer than engineering was, anyway. What could...”

    “Don’t you DARE say it!” snapped Grace. “That damn phrase is challenging Murphy and that is the last thing in the universe we need right now!”

    TO BE CONTINUED. . .
     
    ShadowArxxy - OMFG - Part 2
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    Omake: OMFG, Part II

    “I can’t believe they brought us all the way out here to dig latrines.” whined Alex disgustedly.

    Callie rolled her eyes. “Weren’t you just saying yesterday that anything would be better than continuing to sit around on that DropShip?”

    “Okay, but….dammit, they didn’t even give us time to unpack!” Alex flailed his spade theatrically. “And I reiterate, what are we even here for?”

    “Holy shit.”

    “Oh ha ha, very clever.”

    “No. I mean holy fucking shit.” Callie grabbed Alex’s shoulder and levered him around.

    “Hey, ow, what’s with the. . . holy fucking shit!”

    Having been scattered around the perimeter of the encampment to “dig latrines”, the students turned in twos and threes and fell into awed silence, staring poleaxed at the herd of massive sauropods wandering placidly through the area.

    ------

    “Now that you’ve seen the local fauna, you understand the importance of following safety procedures.” declared Scary Agent Lady, whose suit was somehow perfectly immaculate despite the semi-tropical conditions. “First and foremost, no one is to be alone or unaccounted for at any time.

    We are currently expanding the encampment with an outer ring of observation towers, which you will be assigned to in groups of nine, three rotating watches of three. You are to maintain line of sight with each other at all times and to immediately report any unusual behaviors to base.

    You are to be suited and carry an issued sidearm any time you are outside the main palisade, which also means that you are required to pass personal armor and small-arms qualifications before you are permitted in the field.”

    The students collectively gulped -- they couldn’t imagine her being anything but unyieldingly stringent, and somehow that instantly took all the fun out of carrying a gun.

    To my satisfaction.

    -----

    “Pan-pan, pan-pan, pan-pan. This is Tower Five. Alex stepped outside to, ah, relieve himself five minutes ago and he has not come back, nor is he responding to radio calls.”

    “Base to Tower Five, we have his suit beacon. Rapid reaction force is moving out. Remain calm and stand by.”

    Whereas the students and other civilian scientists were fitted with the power armor equivalent of WorkMechs, the site’s protection consisted of actual Griffon Army ‘Mechs augmented by private security guards in light battle armor. The rapid-reaction squad arrived in less than five minutes, their jump-jet equipped armor providing a very literal take on “bounding overwatch”.

    They found the unfortunate Alex flat on his back in the mud with an adorably aggrieved-looking four-foot raptor standing on his back. The little predator hopped off and chirped inquisitively at the incoming battle armor troopers, apparently willing to surrender not-a-meal-anyway without a fight.

    Needless to say, Callie never let Alex hear the end of that.

    After that initial encounter, raptors were often spotted around the outer perimeter towers and stalking -- but never actually attacking -- the transport groups rotating to and from the main encampment, which was quite fascinating because they hadn’t ever been seen in the area at all.

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    “Mayday, mayday, mayday! There’s a T-REX APPROACHING THE TOWER!”

    “Base to Tower Three. Calm down. We have your camera feeds and the T-Rex does not appear to be hostile.”

    “It’s a motherfucking T-Rex and these motherfucking towers are at eat-me height! GET US OUT OF HERE!!!!!!!!”

    Somehow, inch-thick endo-steel armored shutters over the tower’s panoramic windows did not feel so comforting with one of the most iconic superpredators in human history making an appearance right at window level.

    Still, the massive dinosaur wasn’t roaring or charging the tower; it simply ambled out of the surrounding forest with the relaxed ease of something that knew full well it could eat anything that bothered it, regarded the tower with evident curiosity, sniffed intently, and then decided that the external balcony/catwalk around the perimeter of the tower was an ideal backscratcher.

    The camp’s automated aerial surveillance drones were generally able to track the tyrannosaur once they they had been programmed with appropriate recognition profiles. It was soon determined that the encampment happened to lie in a border zone between the territorial ranges of a single large male tyrannosaur and a younger mated pair. All three displayed the same “scratch-themselves-on-the-towers” behavior whenever they happened to wander through.

    No one would admit who first started calling the observation towers “scratching posts”, but it quickly caught on with everyone. Even Scary Agent Lady used it in her reports.

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    The surprisingly non-aggressive behavior of the raptors and rexes stood in dramatic contrast with the next major dinosaur the teams encountered, which was essentially an allosaurus. The appearance of a Jurassic-era theropod on the same world as Cretaceous-era ones cemented the paleontologists’ belief that these were clearly dinosaur analogs and not actual dinosaurs; nonetheless, the name persisted.

    Analog or not, the allosauruses were roughly three-quarters the size of a T-Rex, roamed nomadically in irregular packs of up to a dozen, and were observed to attack everything that wasn’t either a T-Rex or one of the biggest sauropods. . . which they would still attack if they had sufficient numbers massed. They even went after the Battlemech patrols, completely undeterred by the standard measure of lasers set to barely-less-than-lethal. The 'Mechs were forced to actually engage them with flamers and battlefists, and even then the allosauruses only retreated when their numbers were severely depleted.

    While the presence of these aggressive predators was incredibly inconvenient in terms of requiring all movement outside the perimeter to be closely escorted by ‘Mechs, it did provide a major data point in the ongoing observations of the ‘regular’ dinosaurs of the region. It had previously been observed that the raptor pack territories throughout the region roughly corresponded to T-Rex territories, which was highly unusual since smaller predators should normally run in much smaller territories. When the allosaurus threat surfaced, it became evident that the raptor territories matched the T-Rex territories because the packs were actively following the T-Rexes, with closer observation revealing not only co-hunting tactics but also outright mutual defense.

    -----

    As weeks turned into months, the students’ responsibilities expanded from manning the scratching posts to ‘low risk’ field studies. Counting raptor eggs qualified as low risk because the raptors were willing to let suited humans come relatively close to their nests as long as they stopped at warning chirps, and couldn’t easily breach a suit even if they did attack.

    But as it turned out, there was a reason the raptors zealously guarded their nests. . .

    “Mayday, mayday, mayday! This is Count One-Six, a giant snake just grabbed me!” Callie was trying very hard not to panic. She had managed to get her pistol out of its holster before the snake got a coil around her midsection, but she could barely hang on to the weapon with her prosthetic hand as it dragged her through the dense underbrush. Despite being big enough to neatly snatch her battlesuit, it had moved so fast that she hadn’t seen much more than a glimpse of terrifyingly thick loops of snake body tripping and yanking.

    Her reflexive snap shot went uselessly high as four raptors blurred at -- past! -- her with warbling shrieks.

    ------

    “Miss Morgan, what part of no contact with the dinosaurs under any circumstances was too difficult to understand?” demanded Secret Agent Lady icily.

    “The part where I didn’t contact them, they contacted me.” Callie was very tempted to add that a titanoboa was not a dinosaur anyway, except Secret Agent Lady already sounded like she wanted to invent a prison just to throw her in. She probably didn’t look like anything, though. They’d never seen Secret Agent Lady have the slightest hint of an expression under her dark glasses.

    “That is not what I am referring to. You used your antivenin auto-injector on one of the raptors after the snake attack, in direct contravention of policy.” Somehow, ‘direct contravention of policy’ was pronounced as clearly synonymous with ‘high treason’.

    For all that Secret Agent Lady was terrifying-in-calmness, the sheer unfairness of the accusation filled Callie with indignant fervor. “If the raptors hadn’t intervened, that snake would have eaten me! My suit diagnostics says I’ve got multiple cracked ribs right through my midsection armor, and that’s with the raptors forcing the snake to stop clamping down so it could fight! They went after the snake for me, helping the one that got bit bad just made it even!”

    “Be that as it may, Miss Morgan, you do notice that you’re still outside the camp without medical care because there are eight raptors in close proximity to you, they are too close for us to operate the entry locks, they won’t let anyone else get near you without an aggression response, and they show no signs of leaving.

    “Uh, ooops?”
     
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