Trump Investigations Thread

[DarthOne]

So clown show theatre continues? Is everyone outraged and upset? Calm down if you are because not a damn thing will seriously be done to ''drumphf'' and he's going to become president again, he's also going to keep the insane immigration going(just ''legally'') and give more aid to Israel. You can bet he never does anything too threatening to big tech or esg bullshit or the insane amount of discrimination towards white people(single men in particular).

Only safe establishment friendly talking points with that wacky orange man flavor. No policies that directly benefit his white working class base beyond a handful of economic policies, nothing that will help with birth rates or political representation being lost to various invaders who hate the things that make the country good and prosperous.

Don't bet on Trump to be anything more than an attempt by the establishment to keep western nationalist sentiments sated while millions stream across the borders and institutions are lost/become hostile to indigenous westerners.

And what would you suggest we do?

 

[Iconoclast]

Someone has to make a new edit of Trump as being the God Emperor with that mugshot, just to piss the Lefties off.

Midjourney can do God-Emperor Trump in like, two seconds.

 

[Iconoclast]

On second thought, that one was a little lackluster. The AI does a slightly different expression and posture when using the mugshot as a prompt. You can get much better results by just doing a nameless Space Marine in extremely ornate armor and then photoshopping in the actual head.


Perfect.

 

[Vyor]

Or better yet acquit no matter what the evidence presented to them tells them to do.

You said even if they acquit already.

 

[DarthOne]

 

[The Immortal Watch Dog]

You said even if they acquit already.

They can do one decent thing before serving time

 

[Sir 1000]

And what would you suggest we do?

Work on increasing soft power by starting non establishment ngos/rural orgs and more lobbies than the nra for starters. Form local militias? Private security companies(patriot glowies)? Anything besides just voting(voting for Trump btw) and hoping things are taken care of while they just grill

 

[edgeworthy]

So I’m staring at the carnage in awe.

Orange Man is not only back on twitter, but he’s already merchandised his own mug shot whilst ascending to the status of outlaw/folk hero.

Are you ready to start winning again lads?

Actually if you check his twitter posts nearly everyone seems to be mocking his "Never Surrender" line with variations "You just surrendered!?"

 

[DarthOne]

Actually if you check his twitter posts nearly everyone seems to be mocking his "Never Surrender" line with variations "You just surrendered!?"

If that’s the best they can up with we have nothing to worry about. But I can’t say I’m surprised they have such a brain-dead take.

 

[edgeworthy]

Someone has to make a new edit of Trump as being the God Emperor with that mugshot, just to piss the Lefties off.

You think that's something they care about?

However, it will piss of the 40K fans.
(Expect responses along the lines of "Death to the False Emperor!")

 

[Blasterbot]

You think that's something they care about?

However, it will piss of the 40K fans.
(Expect responses along the lines of "Death to the False Emperor!")

uh dude. Trump people are fans of 40k too. the SJW side of 40k is too busy REEEing about how there aren't female space marines.

 

[Iconoclast]

You think that's something they care about?

However, it will piss of the 40K fans.
(Expect responses along the lines of "Death to the False Emperor!")

Everyone likes GEOM Trump. His supporters and detractors both. To his supporters, it makes him look majestic. To his detractors, it makes him look like a mad despot.

 

[Jormungandr]

uh dude. Trump people are fans of 40k too. the SJW side of 40k is too busy REEEing about how there aren't female space marines.

I actually facepalmed when I heard about this.

I mean, they have the Sisters of fucking Battle, a women-only militancy, and the Imperial Guard doesn't give a flying fuck about a guardsman's gender.

And the augmentations a Space Marine (Firstborn and Primaris) goes through? Yeah, it'd pretty much strip away everything that makes a woman a fucking woman physically and psychologically.

 

[Bear Ribs]

I actually facepalmed when I heard about this.

I mean, they have the Sisters of fucking Battle, a women-only militancy, and the Imperial Guard doesn't give a flying fuck about a guardsman's gender.

And the augmentations a Space Marine (Firstborn and Primaris) goes through? Yeah, it'd pretty much strip away everything that makes a woman a fucking woman physically and psychologically.

So space marines are actually all trans...

 

[Iconoclast]

I actually facepalmed when I heard about this.

I mean, they have the Sisters of fucking Battle, a women-only militancy, and the Imperial Guard doesn't give a flying fuck about a guardsman's gender.

And the augmentations a Space Marine (Firstborn and Primaris) goes through? Yeah, it'd pretty much strip away everything that makes a woman a fucking woman physically and psychologically.

The real reason why we don't have female Space Marines is very simple and doesn't require an in-canon explanation, only an out-of-canon one. The reason is because Space Marines are a parody of the over-the-top machismo in old 2000AD comics, and having female ones would fuck with the intentionally invoked hypermasculine aesthetic. There, I said it.

 

[Jormungandr]

The real reason why we don't have female Space Marines is very simple and doesn't require an in-canon explanation, only an out-of-canon one. The reason is because Space Marines are a parody of the over-the-top machismo in old 2000AD comics, and having female ones would fuck with the intentionally invoked hypermasculinity aesthetic. There, I said it.

Oh, that's one of the creative reasons, yeah.

The Sisters of Battle also lend into a lot of the cheesy "action woman" tropes in the 70's and 80's, too -- possibly with a bit of the likes of Red Sonya and Wonder Woman thrown in.

If a woman went through the augmentations somehow (let's just say by ROB), they'd be biologically superior to a baseline man, yeah... but to other male Firstborns or Primaris that went through the same processes? Yeah, you'd basically have an inferior copy because a man's biology is built for fighting (hearts being larger, denser musculature, et cetera), and that's what the augmentations themselves are built on.

Unless they repurposed these discount female "Space Marines" for another purpose, like making them assassins (but, again, there are already multiple assassin orders in the Imperium) or disposable troops compared to a normal Marine's usefulness (and wouldn't that set the weirdos off? Women being used as suicide troops, haha), but then again you might as well just create a whole slew of new augmentations and shit instead of repurposing the Firstborn and Primaris procedures.

So, yeah. Female Space Marines? Not happening creatively or in-universe, and feminists, soy boys, and transtrenders can whine and cry about it all they want.

Edit: Ironically, a transgender (MtF) would still be a candidate for the Firstborn or Primaris augmentations because they're still biologically male, but I get the feeling that isn't what the weirdos want, haha.

 

[DarthOne]

So space marines are actually all trans...

You fool! Don’t give them any more ideas!

 

[Blasterbot]

You fool! Don’t give them any more ideas!

Slaanesh already exists. and they claim it as queer coded. that said this is a bit of a derail and further discussion should likely go to an appropriate thread as we have 40k threads I believe.

 

[DarthOne]

Slaanesh already exists. and they claim it as queer coded. that said this is a bit of a derail and further discussion should likely go to an appropriate thread as we have 40k threads I believe.

Yeah and boy they aren’t happy about that. At least when they aren’t claiming it’s one of the reasons Chaos is Good.

 

[Bear Ribs]

You fool! Don’t give them any more ideas!

...From now on we shall refer to Norn-Queens as Norn-Birthing-Tyranids.