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  • ThatZenoGuy
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    Are you related to the Hydrals by any chance?
    ThatZenoGuy
    If even a normally dense motherfucker like me
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    How can someone with such cute feet be a dense motherfucker! Impossible!
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    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Haha.
    I'm good at pattern recognition when there are signs, but discovering those signs is hard for me. My brain is just wired oddly.
    You know it took me years to realize that the Crypt Fiends in Warcraft 3 were Undead Nerubians? Yeah. I can be that bloody dense, hah.
    ThatZenoGuy
    You know, I better stop talking about how shit starcraft/blizzard writing is on the thread. Some dicksucker who has no taste might throw a bitchfit!
    ThatZenoGuy
    *Sneak Hug*
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    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Okay, now that is interesting! Never knew this existed.
    In OldWho, I can see it: Back then, the Daleks and Cybermen were kinda equal if you go by the old episodes. I mean, you had Daleks being defeated by being pushed out of windows or pushed into "molten ice", haha.
    And Cybermen? Golden arrows to the chest. 'nuff said.
    However, that all went out the window when nuWho was made and the Daleks were made into a pan-universal threat (Last Great Time War, et cetera).
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    The "fanboyism" I was talking about came during the last few years of Moffat's era (mid-late '10's), where he suddenly went on a "Cyberman stronk!" kick and pushed writers under him to do the same thing to often hilarious and nonsensical degrees -- Even retconning the Battle of Canary Warf to have Dalek casualities as the "Cybermen ripped them open on the streets"; all to make said Cybermen not look pathetic.
    Note: These were the same Time War Daleks which had force shields and were in the air hundreds of feet above the Cybermen.
    Yeah. :ROFLMAO:
    DarthOne
    DarthOne
    moving this discussion to a conversation
    ThatZenoGuy
    Someone seems to like my disdain for modern subhuman reddit-culture! ;PPP
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    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Yeah, but things have gotten worse over the last ten years or so. sigh
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    They used to say the sun never set on the Empire. Nowadays rather comically the sun never sets on the nations that immigrate en-masse into Britain!
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Yeah, we're pretty much fucked.
    And it's gotten the point that if you even complain, people have been so brainwashed that they automatically label you a White supremacist or such rot.
    In a darkly amusing irony, the only real way to basically unfuck outselves would be if we actually had an ultra-Right government like what the average Lefty fears when something is one step Right of Stalin.
    But for all the good and ills, that'd realistically never happen. shrug
    ThatZenoGuy
    *Sneakily take picture of feet*
    ...Wait...I don't even want this! D:<
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    You want a picture of hairy man-feet? :ROFLMAO:
    ...Well, one of my cats would probably want it. He has a fixation on trying to sleep on my feet, heh.
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    Well, I did specify I DIDN'T want it! XDDDD

    My cat tends to sleep on my hands as I sleep, at least she is warm!
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Trouble is I have like ten cats, and they get jealous of each other very easily... :ROFLMAO:
    ThatZenoGuy
    *Hug the Wyrm*
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    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Yeah, the game's dead already. There are less than one hundred people playing it at any time.
    I get the feeling that's going to be the only DLC they'll release from the road map before the game is completely abandoned.
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    I love seeing my favorite series burn to ash before my eyes. <;3
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Been a fan since the original in 1999. And the finale of the series is a complete abomination worse than the Beast on crack. sigh
    ThatZenoGuy
    Favorite Homeworld unit?
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    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Homeworld 1? Kushan Heavy Corvette.
    Catcalysm? Somtaaw Acolyte.
    Homeworld 2? Torn between Hiigaran Flak Frigate and Hiigaran Battlecruiser, though the Vaygr have some badass designs.
    Homeworld Mobile's designs are pretty much just modified 2's.
    3 isn't even worth mentioning.
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    Mmmm interesting selection of ships you have there! All very nice choices. ;D

    For me, personally?
    HW1: Kadeshi Multibeam Frigate, cos it rolls like a crocodile when it fires
    HW:C: Kun Laan, you start with it, end with it, and she's such a useful ship. Dat siege cannon.
    HW2: Eughhhhhh uhhh they're all so laaaaaaaaaaaame...The Dreadnought? I like how it looks and it has a decent selection of guns?
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Oh, the Kadeshi Multibeam was amazing. I remember hearing about "Multibeam Frigates" in Cataclysm and was like "oh, fucking sweet!"...
    And then I built them in-game.
    Yeah, it was a bit of a disappointment to young me, after remembering the Kadeshi ones, lol.
    At least the Bentusi Super Acolyte made up for it. o_O
    I did like the Beast more, since you had access to older Homeworld ships, like the Turanic Bandits and Brigands. And the Heavy Corvettes, heh.
    In the files, apparently they had an unused Kushan Ion Frigate and Missile Destroyer, too. You can see the Ion Frigate on the back of the jewel case, but the Missile Destroyer is buried deep in the code.
    While the Hiigarans had some sweet designs, they weren't as iconic as their Homeworld 1 counterparts; the Vaygr's off-axis design was far more interesting, since they felt.. cruder, I guess?
    And as for 3... Yeah, 3's shit. The Incarnate ships are nothing but blocks. Like a lot of the game, the design behind it all failed miserably.
    ThatZenoGuy

    "Trespassing!" A Jurassic Park: Trespasser AAR/Runthrough

    Making this thread for a fun AAR/runthrough of the game Trespasser. It'll also serve somewhat as a prototype for a later project I'd like to do. But the most important part is I hope it entertains and informs people of the obscure and absolutely janky yet adorable game. Posts for the first level...
    www.the-sietch.com
    If you like Jurassic Park, I did make a playthrough thread!
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    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    Eughhhhhhhhhhhhhh HW3...

    Lets turn a space opera into a story about three sad lesbian space-witches!
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Apparently there were tons of rewrites and changes, and it's said that Karan was originally meant to be the Incarnate Queen.
    Given that the story of Homeworld: Mobile had a throwaway line about her calling for unity between the Hiigarans, I'm wondering if that was meant to be the origins of her villain arc.
    Instead, we got giant talking heads, a "lonely lesbian" story arc, and gameplay so bland that it makes the ET game on Atari look fun.
    Oh, and eyebrow scrunching and "Sands and Sinners". Fucking hell.
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    At least the woman growing huge was neato.
    ThatZenoGuy
    *Takes snapshot of feets*
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    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Haven't found a tool dedicated to feet pics, strangely enough.

    Given the Internet is the Internet, I thought one would be out in the wild by now...
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    Find any AI model that does realistic/photorealistic pictures. Input feet pics as template. Input prompts like 'girly'. Presto!

    Probably need a beefy GPU though and running it on your own hardware.
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Well, that excludes me, then: I'm using a HD 5450 at the moment, and my upgrade Is a Vega 64 OC waiting in a nearby box. :ROFLMAO:
    ThatZenoGuy
    "The threshold of my tolerance for people's utter stupidity has been broken."
    That makes two of us!
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    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Ya know, I still could probably market my feet. :p Having visible, natural gaps between the toes is a highly desired trait [according to the quick Google search I did], and I've got that between my big toes and the next.
    Given I spend almost all my time walking around barefoot [housebound, so I really only go out into the garden] and have been for over 18 years now, maybe I could market my man feet as being "au naturale" from shoes and socks, lol.
    ...Actually, it wouldn't surprise me if people did pay for pics for feet like that.
    Huh. :unsure:
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    100% Natural Wyrm Feets.
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    If I ever become a feet pic millionaire, the beers are on me, haha.
    ThatZenoGuy
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    How big is you?
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    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    D:> Damn, that's a big wyrm.

    Eat the chinese fishing boats!
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Yeah, but I'd be hungry again in thirty minutes.

    I'd be doing the world a favour though. Fucking Chinese and their "ancient territorial claims" to other people's maritime borders. sigh
    ThatZenoGuy
    ThatZenoGuy
    We are in agreement of the 'chinese menace' it would appear...
    SoliFortissimi
    You wouldn't know where I could get the Nyaruko novels, would you?
    Jormungandr
    Jormungandr
    Unfortunately, they haven't been officially translated into English -- the anime and OVA covers 1--7 and 11, though.
    Someone posted a Chinese translation online, but apparently it wasn't a good one, and I can't find the link for it.
    It might be on the subreddit somewhere, though. https://www.reddit.com/r/NyarkoSan/
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