The Signals Leak just gets worse and worse.
There is a lot of misinformation going around about Signal-Gate, so it's time for someone to present the actual facts:
1. A Grindr chat was set up to discuss war plans
2. Tim Walz's feeble-minded brother mistakenly added a journalist to the chat
3. The journalist was Jeff Goldblum of The Athletic
4. The Secretary of Defense, Pete Heineken, then shared war plans in said Grindr chat
5. The war plans involved plans to attack the Haitis, who are blocking our shipping lanes to South America (specifically Cancun)