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Agent23 said:
I reported it and a member of staff called me a retard :ROFLMAO:
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In a non-staff role, you should very well know by now that the rest of the staff members handle reports when they are made against another staff member and whatever Marduk said it was no casus belli for you to further a derail or make this thread even more about your personal spat.

In any case, this is the last post on the subject we will be making in this thread, capisce?
 
Gee, I go away for a short vacation and people just start debating fruitlessly instead of posting dank memes

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While dank meme, the person who made this meme obviously never did butchery or logging. Brick Top could teach them a lot

 
Rusty Shackleford said:
In a non-staff role, you should very well know by now that the rest of the staff members handle reports when they are made against another staff member and whatever Marduk said it was no casus belli for you to further a derail or make this thread even more about your personal spat.

In any case, this is the last post on the subject we will be making in this thread, capisce?
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Gladly!
For the protocol, I say again, It is a joke, dude, indicated by the smiley.

You know, this thread is supposed to be about funny shit.

Also, please do not call what we are doing dick measuring, I see it more as a certain someone trying to dick measure and me basically flashing him my ass, and/or farting in his general direction.I am not in any way shape or form interested into going in contests with the other relevant party, but that party wants to drag me I to them. Should I ask for a restraining order next?

I made one joke, not targeted at anyone, and some people basically had a fit.

Maybe it will be good if you or @LordSunhawk just put on a banner saying "Keep Dumbass in Dumbass" havens know I am sick and tired of the spillover, myself, and try to keep away from it.
 
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Agent23 said:
How big/dangerous is Murikabird, anyway?

I mean, this one doesn't look to be that larger compared to the cat, and they are IIRC primarily eating rodents and pigeons.
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Bald Eagles aren't actually very big. They were chosen for their distinctiveness, not for being a particularly impressive form of Eagle.

Given basically everybody who knows what a Bald Eagle is associates it with America, I'd say it's been pretty effective at its purpose.
 
Cherico said:
Oy vey look we have barely recovered from the murder showers we're not replacing jack shit.
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I don't think the idea would be that the Jews Behind Everything were planning to demographically replace White Americans with Jews, as such.

Rather that they want to demographically replace White Americans with hordes of immigrants from 3rd-world countries. Which is to say, that they want to replace hard-working, productive, civilized people who've largely been brought up to believe that "Anti-Semitism" is a bad, bad thing... which uncivilized, tribalistic people who have no such way of thinking.
Same as they want to flood Europe with Muslims from North Africa.
Exactly why they would want to do this?

The only explanation I've ever seen that makes a flicker of twisted sense is the one offered by the Uncyclopedia.
Or maybe they just flat-out hate White people, or something.
 
Agent23 said:
How big/dangerous is Murikabird, anyway?

I mean, this one doesn't look to be that larger compared to the cat, and they are IIRC primarily eating rodents and pigeons.
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Bald Eagles are among the smallest of eagles, but quite distinctive looking. The scary one in the US is the Golden Eagle, which has been known to snatch and eat entire deer, sheep, goats, coyotes, and even seals.

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Agent23 said:
How big/dangerous is Murikabird, anyway?

I mean, this one doesn't look to be that larger compared to the cat, and they are IIRC primarily eating rodents and pigeons.
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Bald Eagles generally don't eat rodents or other birds, they're a type of fish eagle and thus... eat fish.

That said, they are decently sized. On average they weight in between 6 to 14 lbs (2.7 to 6.3 kg), have a body length between 28 to 38 inches (71 to 97 cm) and have a wingspan of 80 inches (203 cm).

The reason the cat has to be concerned is that the Bald Eagle's talons can be quite long and sharp, and its feathers actually offer it a degree of protection against the cat's claws, plus it's big enough that the cat would have trouble going for a neck break. In general predators of the same size won't fight each other unless backed into a corner or protecting young, as neither side generally has much to gain over the fight and injuries from it could end them even if they win. In fact, that cat and eagle have little to fight over, as they don't actually compete for the same prey.
 
Bear Ribs said:
Bald Eagles are among the smallest of eagles, but quite distinctive looking. The scary one in the US is the Golden Eagle, which has been known to snatch and eat entire deer, sheep, goats, coyotes, and even seals.

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That is one big birb.

So, I'd say that the particular bald eagle on the pic is undersized or youg, since he is not much larger than the cat.
And I have seen small kittens tear up much larger pigeons with ease.

So, I'd say the odds aren't that bad where the cat is concerned.
 
Agent23 said:
That is one big birb.

So, I'd say that the particular bald eagle on the pic is undersized or youg, since he is not much larger than the cat.
And I have seen small kittens tear up much larger pigeons with ease.

So, I'd say the odds aren't that bad where the cat is concerned.
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No, it's full-grown. A bald eagle's head doesn't turn all white until it's reached sexual maturity.

A bald eagle is about two feet long (six-and-a-half-foot wingspan is about average though over 7 feet is on the record). The male averages about 3/4ths the size of the female.
 
S'task said:
Bald Eagles generally don't eat rodents or other birds, they're a type of fish eagle and thus... eat fish.

That said, they are decently sized. On average they weight in between 6 to 14 lbs (2.7 to 6.3 kg), have a body length between 28 to 38 inches (71 to 97 cm) and have a wingspan of 80 inches (203 cm).

The reason the cat has to be concerned is that the Bald Eagle's talons can be quite long and sharp, and its feathers actually offer it a degree of protection against the cat's claws, plus it's big enough that the cat would have trouble going for a neck break. In general predators of the same size won't fight each other unless backed into a corner or protecting young, as neither side generally has much to gain over the fight and injuries from it could end them even if they win. In fact, that cat and eagle have little to fight over, as they don't actually compete for the same prey.
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Put simply, an adult Bald Eagle is a bird with a reasonable chance of being able to outright kill a domestic cat, if it's put in a position where it has to.
As opposed to just... flying away.
 
Hasn't Hungary implemented a program where being married with children is an actually viable career now? Like tax reduction, tax reduction, half a pension, full pension from first to fourth kid?

I mean that seems like the way to increase births and keep the Hungarian culture alive. Certainly better than the welfare states that encourage single motherhood which never seems to actually work out well for anyone but the government,
 
Scottty said:
Put simply, an adult Bald Eagle is a bird with a reasonable chance of being able to outright kill a domestic cat, if it's put in a position where it has to.
As opposed to just... flying away.
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They also don't sound anything like what Hollywood depicts in the movies:



The eagle in the demotivator is looking at the cat with a "We're actually doing this?" expression.
 
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