Media/Journalism Cringe Megathread - Hot off the Presses

Cherico

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Now if only they could purge the entire Human Resources field; which, I'm given to understand, is infested with petty tyrants like her.

HR in many companies is a net negative, I think a lot of HR departments are going to be purged not because of this bullshit but because their too expensive and cause too much trouble.
 

Husky_Khan

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From the Washington Post, way back in November of 2020.

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Washington Post said:
The theory is that the president-elect's coming efforts to wean the United States off oil will nail people's pocketbooks. Conservative corners of Facebook are filled with viral photos of gas station signs with prices above $5 a gallon. “Just a reminder of what things looked like the last time Biden was in the White House,” reads one image.

 

Zyobot

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Husky_Khan

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Sydney Morning Herald is whining that actress Rebel Wilson disclosed the fact she was in a relationship bewitch another woman.

Why?

Because the newspaper "In an abundance of caution and respect" stated they would give Rebel Wilson TWO DAYS to comment on the story of her relationship before publishing a word about it.

But this BITCH decided instead to go on Instagram the next day revealing her relationship and furthermore had her friend who introduced them have a long and revealing and celebratory interview about it on a radio show! 😣😖😫😭

Now the Newspaper Columnist Andrew... Uh... Hornery wispfully mourns that given in the past how Rebel Wilson has successfully sued poor journalism targeting her before that her selfish desire to reveal her personal relationship status to the world, pre-empting this newspaper doing so... Is "underwhelming." After all they were being discrete and HONEST and GENUINE! 😔

 

BlackDragon98

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Sydney Morning Herald is whining that actress Rebel Wilson disclosed the fact she was in a relationship bewitch another woman.

Why?

Because the newspaper "In an abundance of caution and respect" stated they would give Rebel Wilson TWO DAYS to comment on the story of her relationship before publishing a word about it.

But this BITCH decided instead to go on Instagram the next day revealing her relationship and furthermore had her friend who introduced them have a long and revealing and celebratory interview about it on a radio show! 😣😖😫😭

Now the Newspaper Columnist Andrew... Uh... Hornery wispfully mourns that given in the past how Rebel Wilson has successfully sued poor journalism targeting her before that her selfish desire to reveal her personal relationship status to the world, pre-empting this newspaper doing so... Is "underwhelming." After all they were being discrete and HONEST and GENUINE! 😔


she really did a number to the obese movement.

before and after her weight loss is just insane.
 

Bacle

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BlackDragon98

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those pedos and troons can shit themselves to death by shitting rainbows for all I care

its the brahs that keep the world up and running.

and remember: bros before hoes
 

Bear Ribs

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So, as a joke comedian Count Dankula changed his user name to Justice Dankula. He changed his description to "SCOTUS (Supreme Court Of The Uterus Squad) Bullshit Ender. Baby Defender. Trump 2024." and started answering Biden's statements as if he were part of the Supreme court.


Of course nobody would be dumb enough to believe there was actually an unknown supreme court justice Dankula right? Right?



Well okay, okay, that was low-hanging fruit, you can find somebody on the internet who'll bite anything, it's not like a lot of them did though did they?




Holy smokes, there's literally more people falling for it than otherwise in the thread. But still, at least Journalists are informed enough to know which Justice they're responding to, right?


@&%#.
 

Husky_Khan

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Mainstream Media is Being Extremely Reluctant to Mention the anti-Abortion Terrorist/Vandalism Attacks Against Pro-Life and Pro-Pregnancy Centers and Facilities including refusing to name the Terrorist Group 'Jane's Revenge' that has taken responsibility for many of the attacks.

Fox News said:
ABC, CBS, and NBC offered brief coverage of the attack in Madison, Wis., last month, but notably didn't mention Jane's Revenge. ABC News anchor Linsey Davis read out a brief report and noted the attack was considered "targeted arson," adding "someone also spray-painted a message" but not reading out the threat that appeared on the screen: "If abortions aren't safe then you aren't either."

The conservative watchdog Media Research Center calculated 77 seconds of combined network coverage on the story at the time, while MSNBC aired a report of about two-and-a-half minutes, but without naming the group at the center of the threats.

 

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