Armchair General's DonbAss Derailed Discussion Thread (Topics Include History, Traps, and the Ongoing Slavic Civil War plus much much more)

Husky_Khan

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It's funny reading these threads because Agent 23 "ignores" me. He can post points I already addressed before he even thought them up. :ROFLMAO:
 

Agent23

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It is quite more informative if you would add the context.

Patrick Lancaster
Independent (working for Russian state) Journalist
The very fact that people like him are made to be present there and are saying what they are saying has certain extra meaning in light of his... history and connections.
It means Russia is in fact taking the initiative to do some kind of psychological warfare stuff in favor of own interests there, if they are deploying mercenary propagandists specialized in addressing western audiences.
Yeah, yeah, Putler/Evil Ivans are behind everything, even when Sloppy Joe can't lift it when he is abusing another underage girl, we know!
 

Agent23

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He does work for Russian state owned media. If that doesn't make him a propagandist, i don't know how can someone be a propagandist at all.
Yeah, ok, and if a Russian tells you water is a conductor you will probably throw a toaster in your bathtub to prove him wrong...
How convenient of you to bring up my track record, while not speaking a word about your own...
Aren't you a bit old for Dis u but what am I?
The fucking annoying diaspora is an asset that can be exploited, for annoying western countries.
Yeah, well, we should shut them up and just stay on good terms with the Azeris.
Controlling Armenia in general can also help in cloak and dagger ops with the whole Russian idea of driving a wedge between between the West and Turkey with its military,
Turkey is far from the paragon of a western state, but I will be more than happy to have it overstretch.I want it out of NATO and deep inside of Greece.
economical and geographical value, as you said you want, and let's not forget that Azeri energy deals with Europe directly compete with Russian ambitions in that area.
So yeah, all in line with your track record.
Compete is a strong word, they have a small fraction of what Russia has, but still, any port in a storm.
And as I said, I am fine with Turkey and its friends getting emboldened and the west not doing anything for a few years.
After they stick their heads in a beehive of military adventurism they will have to sell more energy to keep themselves afloat.
In light of all the oil/gas extraction and route politics deals Azerbaijan and Turkey are involved in, and also recent close relations between Russia and Iran, there's no way Russia can afford to not take part in this clusterfuck, the only question is where exactly will Russia stand in this clusterfuck.
Or, it can just wait, sit this one out and play all sides against each-other, e.g. a sensible solution.
 

Marduk

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Yeah, ok, and if a Russian tells you water is a conductor you will probably throw a toaster in your bathtub to prove him wrong...
Unfortunately the guy is talking about international politics and spicy stuff in them in particular, rather than making popular science videos for Russian state media.
Aren't you a bit old for Dis u but what am I?
Sorry for stealing your schtick, but you can't deny it.
Yeah, well, we should shut them up and just stay on good terms with the Azeris.

Turkey is far from the paragon of a western state, but I will be more than happy to have it overstretch.I want it out of NATO and deep inside of Greece.

Compete is a strong word, they have a small fraction of what Russia has, but still, any port in a storm.
And as I said, I am fine with Turkey and its friends getting emboldened and the west not doing anything for a few years.
After they stick their heads in a beehive of military adventurism they will have to sell more energy to keep themselves afloat.
Again your own private political preferences show, including Balkan rivalries, no reason for me to share yours.
Or, it can just wait, sit this one out and play all sides against each-other, e.g. a sensible solution.
Playing all sides implies the very opposite of sitting this one out.
 

Agent23

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Unfortunately the guy is talking about international politics and spicy stuff in them in particular, rather than making popular science videos for Russian state media.
He is reporting, not giving an opinion, you can always provide legit proof that what he is reporting is nonsense.
Sorry for stealing your schtick, but you can't deny it.
Holy non-argument, batman.
Again your own private political preferences show, including Balkan rivalries, no reason for me to share yours.
Same can be said about you and your Polish/Baltic political preference.
Pot meet kettle.
Playing all sides implies the very opposite of sitting this one out.
Start off as neutral, then play them off for maximum profits.

As to annoying diasporas, well, here is a story from Bulgaria.

>Be Bulgarian nationalist.
>Sit in class when fatty Armenian girl that is one of those brown nose annoyances, proto-Purple haired *studies student, basically, decided to tell the whole class about muh Armenian genocide and the usual listen to the song of muh people.
>Enjoy class Chad get up and tell her."So what cha bitchin ta me bout it, cunt."
>Burst into laughter.
 
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Marduk

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He is reporting, not giving an opinion, you can always provide legit proof that what he is reporting is nonsense.
Reporting is not opinion free by any means (we both know what so many mainstream reporters do, no need to cut slack for Russia's ones), sod off with the word games, take your burden of proof and stick it into... your effort to "provide legit proof that what he is reporting makes sense."
Holy non-argument, batman.

Same can be said about you and your Polish/Baltic political preference.
Pot meet kettle.
So when are you leaving the dastardly NATO you hate so much?
Start off as neutral, then play them off for maximum profits.
No one (perhaps outside some terminal useful idiots in western countries) is going to believe in Russia "starting off as neutral", there is no year zero bullshit in international politics.
As to annoying diasporas, well, here is a story from Bulgaria.

>Be Bulgarian nationalist.
>Sit in class when fatty Armenian girl that is one of those brown nose annoyances, proto-Purple haired *studies student, basically, decided to tell the whole class about muh Armenian genocide and the usual listen to the song of muh people.
>Enjoy class Chad get up and tell her."So what cha bitchin ta me about it, cunt."
Victim politics 101, doesn't work so well outside of the first world problem zone though.
 

Agent23

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Reporting is not opinion free by any means (we both know what so many mainstream reporters do, no need to cut slack for Russia's ones), sod off with the word games, take your burden of proof and stick it into... your effort to "provide legit proof that what he is reporting makes sense."
Fine provide the "truth" from a NATO/USA paid reporter, then.
So when are you leaving the dastardly NATO you hate so much?
At this point I am in favor in staying in the so called defensive alliance just to spite you, lol.
Besides, we might manage to use it to fuck with the Turks the way you wanna use it to fuck with Dem damned dirty Muskovite Johns.
When are you gonna stop hiding behind it and start fighting your own battles on your own?
No one (perhaps outside some terminal useful idiots in western countries) is going to believe in Russia "starting off as neutral", there is no year zero bullshit in international politics.
Yup, because Ree, Putler is a mustache twirling villain that just randomly decides to do stuff one day cause he could not get it up. :ROFLMAO:
Victim politics 101, doesn't work so well outside of the first world problem zone though.
Sadly, it is spreading, but it must be stomped out completely.
 

Agent23

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State media of Lithuania represent.
Yaay, anti-Russian chiwawa baltostani paid press.
I don't care about their copium and wishful thinking about pulling a small, land locked shithole devoid of anything useful out of Muh Evil Putler's orbit
When Russia stops scheming with Germans behind our backs and you stop hiding behind Russia and start fighting your battles with Turks and Greeks and so on yourself, lawl, nothing's fair in love and war, if you don't like your enemies having alliances, tough luck.
An alliance we are in....

And also, I did say I would be happy to ally with Turkey against Greece earlier in the thread.
The "so called defensive alliance" was made to contain Moscow's imperial ambitions and we don't require of it anything beyond sticking to its traditional goal, it's you who want to sabotage it for the sake of Balkan historical drama and against its main purpose.
Hurr-durr.
Then it was about terrorism...
And it has always advertised itself as a mutual defensive alliance.
But ultimately it is just an ever expending bureaucracy.

Not randomly, maliciously and with some forms of perceived overt or covert self-interest.
And him getting into this mess in the middle now would help him...how...

This is about Armenia vs. Azerbaijan, can you stop spamming the thread with your Russia obsession and NATO fetish and stay on topic, thanks!
 
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Agent23

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While both Turkey and Greece are NATO members...

Unlike other bureaucracies, it's the countries that are not in it that whine the hardest about its expansion :D

>getting into this mess
Implying Russia was not already in it since decades, as i said, aggressive amnesia is not considered the golden standard for foreign policy takes.
All sorts of serious publications consider this.


Choke on your own words. Also quite telling of how much you give a damn about what's relevant to the topic when Russian troops are officially, as peacekeepers, present on territory of both these countries, and one of them is in an alliance with Russia. But nope, don't mention Russia, totally nothing to do with the Armenia-Azerbaijan conflict, are you for real?
To summarize.
>Ree, muh Russia.

You are not providing anything actually useful to this discussion.
Just bitching about Dem evil Russkies.
 

Agent23

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I will grant Marduk argument a pass because of the point I expressed earlier :
The only truth here is that if we back the Armenians we degrade our relations with Azerbaijan, and I for one do not see a real reason why we should do that.
Short-term - we have a nice energy source, long-term Turkey and Azerbaijan overstretch.

The Iranians are another possible alternate source of energy, but with Armenia moving into a position where it is kissing uncle Sam's boots it becomes less likely.
And there is the matter of all the sanctions and the us "Ree, muh evil terrorists..."


So far this indicates to be the case.



I don't think Turkey wants to threaten Iran unless given a good reason :


Turkey is the kinda of bully that threatens those smaller than him such as : Syria, Greece, Cyprus, Iraq, Armenia. But never someone bigger or as big as them like Iran and Russia.
I have mentioned before, Erdogan is basically a village wiseguy, those people can often me better populist politicians than the powdered poodles with the pointless *studies degree and the long pedigrees, but ultimately they can also suffer from the huge fish in a small pond mindset.

He has overstretched himself and most of his adventures, in Syria, in Iraq, in Libya, have ended as stalemates or embarrassments, and the Turkish economy is in the shitter.
Baku is the one more likely just for the shared hatred of Iran by them and their allies Israel. Just like some nutcases want a greater Israel. But very few Iranian Azeris want that or advocate for unification with Iran...because to a degree Baku is more pervasive than Tehran.
To that you can add the centuries-long animosity between Turks and Iranians/Persians and the millennia-long animosity between Shiites and Sunites.

Yeah, any alliance between Iran and Turkey is unlikely, especially since that place is the de facto successor to the Byzantine empire, and because they were fighting the Ottomans for over 500 years.
Not to mention I had met many Azeris from Iran that identify themselves as Iranian first and Azeri second. Most separatism I have seen came from either from the obvious groups : Kurds and Balochis.
If Iran was ran by anything other than an idiot theocracy I would be backing it, hard.
Turns out that for most of our history when we think we were fucking the damned Byzantines we were actually spit roasting them with Iran doing the fucking from below.
There is also some evidnece that the Bulgars were of Indo_iranian origin and a theory that "Bulgar" means warrior tribe in Iranian.
 

Agent23

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Opinion noted and into the trash it goes, did you have anything useful to add to the discussion or was it just you taking an opportunity to whine about me accusing saintly and innocent Russia who never does anything wrong of being involved in a conflict even though it has troops in the countries involved and everyone serious discusses how involved it is?

What the hell are Russian diplomats doing interjecting in the conflict in which they are totally not involved in and only Russia obsessed Polish conspiracy theorists think they have anything to do with?
What are diplomats doing when trying to diffuse a conflict between 2 neighboring countries and trying to keep their country's local neighborhood stable, ZOMG the inhumanity...
Oh, wait, it is called mediation and it is practiced widely.

 
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Agent23

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@Husky_Khan What happened in NK has apparently exploded on the news even here in Italy, a country so far away from the Caucasus and a low Armenian diaspora and Azerbaijani expat community.
It is called a "news cycle" and everyone will forget in a few days. Especially now, when we all have a lot more stuff to worry about and there is no massive, government sponsored push to fan the flames of these news it will die down.
Like maybe we will find out that some Italian deputy has an onlyfans. :ROFLMAO:
If I could share images there tons of news about how the Armenians are leaving already amid fearing the obvious considering it was reported that Azerbaijani troops couldn't even respect corpses of dead civilians.
Matter of fact there is speculation that the reason why a Russian convoy got shot at a few days ago was because they arrived at the site of a massacre and they witnessed what was happening and my speculation is the Azerbaijani soldiers and/or those who commanded understood that if word for out it was better risking killing Russian soldiers than a PR blunder at best.
It is not impossible, I think the dsme scenario happened to some american peace keepers in Afrika, or some idiot Azeri fot overexcited.
Even if the Russians had proof the muh Russia, ree, would just kick in.

In related news:

Azerbaijan and Armenian forces reach cease-fire for breakaway region

While we were whining about muh Russia and talking about turkey, apparently there has been a cease fire.
The Armenians lost Karabach, and hopefully this is the last we will hear of this in a while.
 

Scottty

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Russian state meddling in what it considers its sphere of influence, yeah, sure, i'm the conspiracy theorist here.

As conspiracy ideas go, it's quite a vintage one.
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And it's not as if the West doesn't "meddle" all over the world. But I suppose to you that's different.
 

Marduk

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As conspiracy ideas go, it's quite a vintage one.
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And it's not as if the West doesn't "meddle" all over the world. But I suppose to you that's different.
I didn't claim the West is strictly playing the role of "not touching anything" isolationists anywhere. In fact i said many times that it would be utterly retarded for it to do that, and even Russia is not retarded enough to do it, and yet some people still want to pry the hippy movement's foreign policy sunglasses out of its long rotten face and tell me that's something the West does uniquely, often with spoken or unspoken implication that it shouldn't and its some kind of exceptional evil in comparison to how the rest of the world acts, even in the face of clear evidence that everyone acts like that or worse and always did.
 

Agent23

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Off topic but the leader of the mainstream progressive liberal and "main" opposition party in Italy is a Swiss-born American of Ukranian-Lithuanian ancestry.

I said OnlyFans, not BonerDestruction dot com, lol.

Looks like a whimpy, ugly hypster dude, so probably vegan, pro-Migrant and anti-nuke, too.

And those teeth...
Only reason Mellony and the Brothers would lose the something like that would be terminal idiocy, IMHO.

And how the hell do you let a part-Swiss, swiss born, part-American get elected anything in your country?

EDIT: And of course she is lesbian, and probably the one getting bent over and pegged hard in all holes, too. :ROFLMAO:
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Scottty

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I didn't claim the West is strictly playing the role of "not touching anything" isolationists anywhere. In fact i said many times that it would be utterly retarded for it to do that, and even Russia is not retarded enough to do it, and yet some people still want to pry the hippy movement's foreign policy sunglasses out of its long rotten face and tell me that's something the West does uniquely, often with spoken or unspoken implication that it shouldn't and its some kind of exceptional evil in comparison to how the rest of the world acts, even in the face of clear evidence that everyone acts like that or worse and always did.

And my position is the opposite of what you are reacting against. Yes, one-sided standards like that should be rejected. If we accept that major world powers having their tentacles all over the place is simply the behavior of rational actors - and I think that we do - then don't be like the American Democrats and freak out about Russia doing what they themselves do all the time.
 

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