"Woke" Franchises

CarlManvers2019

Writers Blocked Douchebag
That's the thing I don't get; these guys are pedophiles, right? So why do they insist that the children they're wanking off to are all dolled up like the trashiest whores you've ever seen? You'd think that at least some of them would have some class while indulging in their perversions.

It’s probably partially due to the weird beautiful-is-ugly and ugly-is-beautiful sort of shit they got from associating with the TransTrenders and Political Lesbian types

These guys don’t even make the attempt to look convincing whilst crossdressing, they’re doing it to disturb you more than anything else and look smug
 

Certified_Heterosexual

The Falklands are Serbian, you cowards.
So it's been a few weeks at least since they released a new Call of Duty game, so it's time for another re-skinned cash grab! I wonder what kind of tepid, in-no-way-offensive-to-China wokeshit they'll pump out this ti—wait.

Wait.

What's this?



A game situated in the Cold War, where the trailer is Yuri Bezmenov talking about Communists working to subvert, demoralize, and destroy America? "Know your history or be doomed to repeat it?"

Now on the one hand, this is a modern AAA-entertainment product, so there's a chance that this is a headfake and the twist will be you discovering that communist subversion is actually being done by a cabal of evil neofascist Christians and you, as one of MLK's secret illegitimate daughters, must foil the dastardly plot (see the actual twist in the show Rubicon... actually, don't). And, sure, they're trundling back to the "Russians as bad guys" well again, but the trailer coming out during an actual IRL communist demoralization/subversion campaign is pretty fantastic. Comment section (almost certain to be scrubbed at some point) is soul-nourishing:

Everyone is focused on the gameplay but I looked into yuri and now more interested in the politics

When you get redpilled by a game

You sure this isn’t a trailer for next month of 2020?

This is going to open a lot of younger eyes, they will look around in 2020 and realize what's happening.

Well played, CoD.

This trailer holds a lot of weight in today’s America.

And my favorite sentiment:

It's not a game it's a training simulator. Gear up boys.

I'm almost afraid to be excited for this game.
 

Certified_Heterosexual

The Falklands are Serbian, you cowards.
I still expect the developers to try and rewrite Perseus to be a "heroic" figure who just wants to kickstart equality and desegeration in the USA.

Based on the timeframe of the stock footage in the trailer (late 60s to early 70s), desegregation would have already happened by then. I dunno, I'm going to indulge my inner naive child and remain optimistic for now—at least until the full details drop on the 26th.
 

CarlManvers2019

Writers Blocked Douchebag
Based on the timeframe of the stock footage in the trailer (late 60s to early 70s), desegregation would have already happened by then. I dunno, I'm going to indulge my inner naive child and remain optimistic for now—at least until the full details drop on the 26th.

Hope is the first step to disappointment.

No offense, but given who controls game studios these days and how much willing people are to ignore actual history or look at in detail, it'll somehow make the Communists to be a bunch of sympathetic Anti-Villains who were fighting against the evils of the USA

And the USA will probably be depicted as being full of white supremacists and the like even in the 60s-70s-80s



These guys look down on nerds, because they prefer 2D pictures to real disgusting and creepy children
 

Arch Dornan

Oh, lovely. They've sent me a mo-ron.
This shit got aired, I've found out; it was cancelled after 5 episodes. I suppose the cast all got STDs.
That actually happened?

Next I'll be finding out one show got cancelled because the entire cast ODed and died in a cult ritual or got busted by the Feds looking for kids.
 

Largo

Well-known member
I am totally cool with the NBA protesting and boycotting the games and they should absolutely keep doing it. And this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that my favorite team's second-best player will be back any day from a quad injury and we desperately need him back. Absolutely nothing.
 

Husky_Khan

The Dog Whistler... I mean Whisperer.
Founder
Weird how NBA and MLB ratings are dropping, NHL ratings are higher then average and NASCAR and Golf are setting records for viewership. :unsure:

And of course most media publications seem to be struggling to explain the phenomena... It must be the pandemic... Because... The NBA is playing in the wrong month unlike Uhhh... Errr... TV broadcasting is dropping overall ya know but coincidentally only affected major sports leagues this year.
 

Husky_Khan

The Dog Whistler... I mean Whisperer.
Founder


They changed their minds.


Unknown to the public the pulled out their fisticuffs?


Good. That article made them all sound like a bunch of pampered babies. Needing time to cool off and whining about the stress of "taking it all in" then having to play a game. Buncha whiners.

I get its not easy playing professsional sports but suck it up, your being far more well compensated then all of those essential workers out there who don't have the luxury of agonizing self righteous struggle sessions.
 

Tiamat

I've seen the future...
Good. That article made them all sound like a bunch of pampered babies. Needing time to cool off and whining about the stress of "taking it all in" then having to play a game. Buncha whiners.

I get its not easy playing professsional sports but suck it up, your being far more well compensated then all of those essential workers out there who don't have the luxury of agonizing self righteous struggle sessions.

Im a healthcare biomed tech (clinical engineering if you want to be technical) working around China flu patients in full protective gear in a city hospital, and I don’t earn anything close to the salaries these assholes are getting while they sit around, piss and moan, bitch and complain about hurt feelings and BLM nonsense. They can fire them all as far as I’m concerned, won’t hurt my feelings.
 

Tiamat

I've seen the future...

The curse continues.

I feel bad for her and the others that signed on. But Daisy Ridley's a pretty sweet gal, she's nothing like Brie Larson. And she did the best with what she had. It's not her fault Rey got written up as a Mary Sue.

And yeah, I had/have the hots for her too.

Hell, if they still wanna make Captain Marvel the new standard bearer of the MCU...assuming it's still kicking after this Covid crap, they should replace Brie Larson with Daisy Ridley....just my two cents.



Speaking of Hollywood, Clownfish has something to discuss about the current state of affairs in Hollywood, and it's not looking good.

 

CarlManvers2019

Writers Blocked Douchebag
I feel bad for her and the others that signed on. But Daisy Ridley's a pretty sweet gal, she's nothing like Brie Larson. And she did the best with what she had. It's not her fault Rey got written up as a Mary Sue.

And yeah, I had/have the hots for her too.

Hell, if they still wanna make Captain Marvel the new standard bearer of the MCU...assuming it's still kicking after this Covid crap, they should replace Brie Larson with Daisy Ridley....just my two cents.



Speaking of Hollywood, Clownfish has something to discuss about the current state of affairs in Hollywood, and it's not looking good.



Daisy Ridley at the very least is prettier than Brie Larson who looks to be kinda aging badly since she played Envy Adams

Unfortunately, I think Larson has too many connections or they’re already too attached or invested in her
 

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