Humor/Comedy The Bintananth Bin

[Cherico]

Oddly enough a homeless person almost never makes a mess of a public restroom. They need that restroom and can't afford to be told "Don't come back."

It's the people who are afraid of them who usually make the nasty messes that a clerk having a bad day gets tagged with "You're it, go clean that up."

As someone who did clean it up this is semi true.

Homeless people who leave behind their used needles are why many places have coded locks on their doors

The people most likely to make a mess though we're the Karen's

 

[Bigking321]

Oddly enough a homeless person almost never makes a mess of a public restroom.

That has not been my experience. Around where I'm at the homeless people don't seem to give a crap and will absolutely trash our restrooms and do horrifying things there.

The mindset seems to be "f this place and f you. I don't care. Screw you. Have fun cleaning THIS!"

 

[bintananth]

As someone who did clean it up this is semi true.

Homeless people who leave behind their used needles are why many places have coded locks on their doors

The people most likely to make a mess though we're the Karen's

You have my condolances.

I've seen the kinds of messes teen girls can do to a girls locker room* and my female relatives prefer the mens room because it's almost always cleaner and usually has a shorter line.

* A used tampon belongs in a trash can. It should not be shorting out the exhaust fan's electrical motor.

 

[Cherico]

You have my condolances.

I've seen the kinds the kinds of messes teen girls can do to a girls locker room* and my female relatives prefer the mens room because it's almost always cleaner and usually has a shorter line.

* A used tampon belongs in a trash can. It should not be shorting out the exhaust fan's electrical motor.

I've actually had to do a clean up like that....

 

[bintananth]

I've actually had to do a clean up like that....

When I get called in for something like that the bill is "yes".

 

[nemo1986]

* A used tampon belongs in a trash can. It should not be shorting out the exhaust fan's electrical motor.

Or tossed into a toilet causing a blockage in a sceptic system.

 

[bintananth]

Or tossed into a toilet causing a blockage in a sceptic system.

Thankfully I've never had to fix that ...

That might require a backhoe and a construction permit.

 

[bintananth]

No.

You are using the term wrong.

'Industrial' and 'industrialized' warfare are functionally exclusively used to refer to post-industrial revolution warfare and especially ways that changed it.

The concept of beating the enemy by bleeding their treasury out certainly existed before the 1800's, but that is not the same thing.

The university I went to offered a history class about Roman engineering. The ruins of an ancient 50,000 seat collosium are still visible in Rome, Italy. They were also building artificial harbours using concrete that's better than what's available today:

Why 2,000 Year-Old Roman Concrete Is So Much Better Than What We Produce Today

One of the fascinating mysteries of Ancient Rome is the impressive longevity of some of their concrete harbour structures.

www.sciencealert.com

 

[Aldarion]

The university I went to offered a history class about Roman engineering. The ruins of an ancient 50,000 seat collosium are still visible in Rome, Italy. They were also building artificial harbours using concrete that's better than what's available today:

Why 2,000 Year-Old Roman Concrete Is So Much Better Than What We Produce Today

One of the fascinating mysteries of Ancient Rome is the impressive longevity of some of their concrete harbour structures.

www.sciencealert.com

That is still not industry. That is craftsmanship.

Industry refers specifically to post-1800 processes of mechanized mass production.

 

[WolfBear]

That is still not industry. That is craftsmanship.

Industry refers specifically to post-1800 processes of mechanized mass production.

Though hasn't Song China been referred to as proto-industrialized?

 

[Aldarion]

Though hasn't Song China been referred to as proto-industrialized?

Maybe, but I can't really comment on that as I don't know much about China.

 

[bintananth]

That is still not industry. That is craftsmanship.

Industry refers specifically to post-1800 processes of mechanized mass production.

Craftsmanship is not what the Romans did.

Roman aquaducts are somewhat of a WTF? They're sloped about 1/4" per foot (i.e.: what modern plumbing codes call for with sanitary lines). The ruins of those can be found throughout southern Europe.

 

[bintananth]

Paperclips and duct tape?

Never underestimate improvisation.

During Vietnam an A-1 Skyraider was sent out with a used toilet as part of it's bomb load:

That time this Navy squadron bombed North Vietnam with a toilet

Bombs are shaped and designed to take advantage of their aerodynamics, so that's one good reason we don't drop just anything on the enemy.

www.wearethemighty.com

EDIT: During WWII the US used
civilian aircraft which weren't designed for military use in all sorts of interesting ways like close air support and ASW patrols.

 

[bintananth]

The fact that he's gay could make a restoration more difficult, no? I mean, aren't monarchists generally traditionalists and thus more inclined to be homophobic than the rest of the population is?

Though once he dies, that problem won't exist since his claim will pass on to either his straight younger brother or, if he outlives him, to his straight niece (younger brother's eldest daughter).

When it comes to aristocrats everyone knows who is next in line and the succession order. With my family my niece Melfina outranks everyone except for her mother and grandparents (my parents),

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

The fact that he's gay could make a restoration more difficult, no? I mean, aren't monarchists generally traditionalists and thus more inclined to be homophobic than the rest of the population is?

Though once he dies, that problem won't exist since his claim will pass on to either his straight younger brother or, if he outlives him, to his straight niece (younger brother's eldest daughter).

I mean, part of a monarchy is removing an unfit ruler via assassination.

When it comes to aristocrats everyone knows who is next in line and the succession order. With my family my niece Melfina outranks everyone except for her mother and grandparents (my parents),

No one except you cares.

 

[WolfBear]

When it comes to aristocrats everyone knows who is next in line and the succession order. With my family my niece Melfina outranks everyone except for her mother and grandparents (my parents),

Are your family aristocrats?

I mean, part of a monarchy is removing an unfit ruler via assassination.

Assassination is brutal as Hell!

 

[bintananth]

Are your family aristocrats?

Sorta. We have a family trust with very specific rules. PM me if you wish to know more.

 

[WolfBear]

Sorta. We have a family trust with very specific rules. PM me if you wish to know more.

Why don't you send the first PM?

 

[bintananth]

That crazy bitch is pretty average looking, Regardless they need to lock her up and throw away the key.

Pretty average looking is - to be polite - generous when her mugshot is included.

Makeup, camera angles, airbrushes, and photoshop can hide the ugly. A mugshot won't.

 

[Carrot of Truth]

Pretty average looking is - to be polite - generous when her mugshot is included.

Makeup, camera angles, airbrushes, and photoshop can hide the ugly. A mugshot won't.

I was trying to be polite but yeah shes kind of ugly and has saggy tits.