St Fauci's Blessed Vaccination

[Doomsought]

I heard Nothing. I see nothing. I know nothing.

 

[Battlegrinder]

Guys, we on staff understand the concerns about mandatory posting here, and we considered other choices before doing it, because we do care about this site and the community. We understand this is a little bit annoying and can feel coercive, and that's regrettable. Rest assured, if there was a less disruptive and overt way to get the nanochips into you, we would have done it.

 

[Arlos]

Guys, we on staff understand the concerns about mandatory posting here, and we considered other choices before doing it, because we do care about this site and the community. We understand this is a little bit annoying and can feel coercive, and that's regrettable. Rest assured, if there was a less disruptive and overt way to get the nanochips into you, we would have done it.

I am glad to know that you made the best decision possible, such blessed leadership, truly, I am touched, I’ll cherish my nanochip.

 

[Gastaph Hediatrix]

THE OMNISSIAH'S BLESSING OF TECHNOLOGY BE UPON US

 

[Jormungandr]

FOOLS!!!

You think that with your blind idolization to a weak pathetic sod like Fauci will save you from the inevitable?

Is your "trust" in such a mere speck of a pathetic mammal and his "cure" meant to purge you of your sins?

There is only one man worthy of such admiration. Only ONE man worthy of such devotion. That man, is our Immortal Leader....KANE!

KANE LIVES IN DEATH!!!

In the name of Kane!

 

[Floridaman]

Why are we doing this?

 

[ParadiseLost]

Not cool. At least even the most obnoxious and eye searing Spacebattles April 1 jokes didn't interfere with posting.

Bruh, you're not wrong.

Why are we doing this?

Because a sufficiently high Admin or Owner wanted to, obviously.

 

[Jormungandr]

Bruh, you're not wrong.



Because a sufficiently high Admin or Owner wanted to, obviously.

@LordSunhawk is tripping on the Sun, obviously.

 

[Laskar]

"I-i-inject myshelf with an exshperimental RNA vakshine, you shay? Shplendid! Jusht let me roll up my shleeve and you can jab me right there. Better living through recombinant DNA, I alwaysh shay! One can n-n-never have too much ADAM. Or enough ADAM. Never. Never enough.

It'sh never enough! I shplishe and I shplishe and I SPLICE AND IT'S NEVER ENOUGH! THE HUNGER NEVER STOPS!

Ahem. By the way, I'm a few booshter shotsh behind, sho I might ash well get them all done while I'm here. And yesh, of coursh I'm wearing a mashk under this mashk."

 

[Tiamat]

In the name of Kane!

PEACE THROUGH POWER!

I-i-inject myshelf with an exshperimental RNA vakshine, you shay? Shplendid! Jusht let me roll up my shleeve and you can jab me right there. Better living through recombinant DNA, I alwaysh shay! One can n-n-never have too much ADAM. Or enough ADAM. Never. Never enough.

It'sh never enough!

Forget those silly vaccines! Join NOD today, and be enhanced forever through the sacred green crystal of TIBERIUM! Get your injection today, and you'll be a whole new YOU! (Or Mutant, or Furry, or Fauci, or something....)

 

[VictortheMonarch]

Don't worry guys, I'm wearing a mask and am vax'ed, that means I can't spread now, right?

 

[RichardClock]

nice joke guys

guess im back to reddit now

 

[Husky_Khan]

Why are we doing this?

It's for your own health and that of the community.

 

[Yinko]

Remember that your avatar needs to wear a mask to keep yourself safe from internetcovid transmission!

Get them here:

Wear a Mask on Your Avatar!

zamhown.github.io

Apparently my avatar left the house without a mask and is now desperately trying to cover his mouse with his hand for fear of being targeted by the Combine beneficent rulers.

 

[CurtisLemay]

Good one guys!

 

[SpaceOrbis]

I have no idea what's going on so I'll just view this as an April Fools thing. I was worried I was kicked or something. Happy to see it's just some random nonsense.