Zyobot
Just a time-traveling robot stranded on Earth.
That abomination is a pistol bong.
A 3d printed pistol bong! One you can make wherever you want. It just exudes freedom (and contact highs).
That said, I hope he has fun with it. Kinda’-sorta’ get what he was trying to say, what with how Libertarians want “Gay couples to protect their pot farms with automatic weapons!” and other odd shit, which is still a bit maddening to me.