"Woke" Franchises

Allanon

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So, new Castlevania series on Netflix. Apparently, they're moving onto Richter's story with this one; but I have a serious problem with it. No, it's not the fact that they with with the later redesign for Maria Renard, instead of her far superior one from the original (though I do take issue with that); it's the "new" black character with the anachronistic dreadlocks. She's supposed to be Annette, Richter's girlfriend from the game who gets kidnapped alongside several other maidens; except here she's been turned into the same tough-as-nails "don't need no man" bitch that the regressive left insist has to be front and center in every story in order for it to be "relevant to the world we live in".


"Toxic masculinity," which is so bad they want women behaving that way.

And people wonder why I've gotten so cynical?
 

Jormungandr

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And do not knew their own History.Even before Magna Carta Kings could not do everytching they wanted.
And being schocked that they do not use disabled to make putch.....
Well,i wait for new disabled Bond chasing after villains in his chair.
All the talk about a female and/or Black James Bond died a sudden death about a year or two ago. I think the "money men"/financiers behind the movies basically put their foot down, and the studios/producers are pouting.

These people are there to make a profit from their investment, not pander to ideological bullshit.
 

DarthOne

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All the talk about a female and/or Black James Bond died a sudden death about a year or two ago. I think the "money men"/financiers behind the movies basically put their foot down, and the studios/producers are pouting.

These people are there to make a profit from their investment, not pander to ideological bullshit.

Maybe. But that doesn’t mean they’ve stopped.

 

Jormungandr

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Maybe. But that doesn’t mean they’ve stopped.


Oh, they (as in directors and studios and writers) will keep trying to push it, but until the financiers change their collective mind (which is never going to happen because they like money), it's never going to happen.

They're the real power behind Bond's movies (the books, not so much, given what literary diarrhea is coming out now).
 

ATP

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All the talk about a female and/or Black James Bond died a sudden death about a year or two ago. I think the "money men"/financiers behind the movies basically put their foot down, and the studios/producers are pouting.

These people are there to make a profit from their investment, not pander to ideological bullshit.
Pity.I really would go to movie with crippled lgbt muslim black jewish trans lesbian Bond fighting bad people.
I mean,bad white christian males - either in USA or Poland,becouse there is no more countries when enough white christians survived to fight them.

And creating lgbt green gulag for survivors.
 

Allanon

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There is something about all of this the media is not covering but I strongly suspect is the case.

Let's face it- Hollywood is almost dead. The entertainment mainstream industry has lost billions. The woke idiots in the industry (Kathleen Kennedy was given an all but indestructible franchise and look at it now) have ruined once-beloved franchises, turned more than half their audience into enemies, and are surely destroying everything. It is obvious that no amount of failure, no amount of money lost, is ever going to deter the politically correct from continuing down the same ruinous path until there is nothing left but ash and dust.

Therefore the industry big shots, the studios and investors and shareholders, want to get rid of those idiots and this strike will give them an opportunity to do so. No doubt they are trying to figure out how to do this while diverting the stupid wrath of the woke protesters away from themselves.
 

Bassoe

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I wasn't aware they were even writing new original Bond novels unrelated to the films or whatever.

EDIT: Nevermind it's true... It's true...


On HIS Majesty's Secret Service by Comedian and Young Bond novelist Charlie Higson.
Pity.I really would go to movie with crippled lgbt muslim black jewish trans lesbian Bond fighting bad people.
I mean,bad white christian males - either in USA or Poland,becouse there is no more countries when enough white christians survived to fight them.

And creating lgbt green gulag for survivors.
It could work if the film had a sudden plot twist confirming the bond-is-a-codename-not-an-individual fanon. The former secret agent who got fired for thoughtcrime and started a conspiracy to take their country back? That's the current bond's immediate precursor.
 

The Whispering Monk

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It could work if the film had a sudden plot twist confirming the bond-is-a-codename-not-an-individual fanon. The former secret agent who got fired for thoughtcrime and started a conspiracy to take their country back? That's the current bond's immediate precursor.
Can see something happening like what occurred at the end of one of the Borne movies. Where Borne is on top of the building and is confronted a newer version of himself. One that chooses NOT to shoot him.
 

DarthOne

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It could work if the film had a sudden plot twist confirming the bond-is-a-codename-not-an-individual fanon. The former secret agent who got fired for thoughtcrime and started a conspiracy to take their country back? That's the current bond's immediate precursor.

Which is why they’d never do it or would just turn the previous Bond into Blofeld.

Still, maybe if we could get an enterprising fanfic writer or something…
 

Jormungandr

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It could work if the film had a sudden plot twist confirming the bond-is-a-codename-not-an-individual fanon. The former secret agent who got fired for thoughtcrime and started a conspiracy to take their country back? That's the current bond's immediate precursor.
Every Bond is meant to be the same Bond/character, despite the obvious issues with that -- the trauma of his personal life, such as the death of his wife, his adopted family, even Alec T'/006, are also hinted at/mentioned in different films decades down the line (the recent Casino Royale, for an example, has a line about his dead wife and Craig being thoughtful/sad about it for a few moments).

The Codename Theory was just made by people to try to explain the real-world discrepancies (such as real-life chronology), as well as other positions in-universe like M being codenames/positions.
 

Husky_Khan

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All Dungeons and Dragons characters (and players) before were very stable geniuses.



Congratulations Neurodivergent types. You can finally enjoy playing Dungeons & Dragons.

Hopefully there'll be a special character condition where if your neurodivergent you get disadvantage to sound based attacks or something. Make it mandatory for any players you suspect are a bit autistic... it'll help them feel validated and included. ❤️
 
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Typhonis

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"So your LGBTQ elven thief sorcerer is going to backstab the black dragon by attacking it from the rear? OK...make a luck roll. Oh too bad the dragon just hit you with it's tail. How? Well, it does have conscious control over it but given your team is attacking it from the front it is allowing the hindbrain to work. Think cat. Now then that is 1d6 damage per level of the dragon...oh you flew into a chasm that is fairly deep...yeah you may want to roll up a new character at this point."
 

Jormungandr

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"So your LGBTQ elven thief sorcerer is going to backstab the black dragon by attacking it from the rear? OK...make a luck roll. Oh too bad the dragon just hit you with it's tail. How? Well, it does have conscious control over it but given your team is attacking it from the front it is allowing the hindbrain to work. Think cat. Now then that is 1d6 damage per level of the dragon...oh you flew into a chasm that is fairly deep...yeah you may want to roll up a new character at this point."
"Damnit Jimmy, that's the fifth character this week you've lost!"

"Lost... right."
 

bintananth

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"So your LGBTQ elven thief sorcerer is going to backstab the black dragon by attacking it from the rear? OK...make a luck roll. Oh too bad the dragon just hit you with it's tail. How? Well, it does have conscious control over it but given your team is attacking it from the front it is allowing the hindbrain to work. Think cat. Now then that is 1d6 damage per level of the dragon...oh you flew into a chasm that is fairly deep...yeah you may want to roll up a new character at this point."
In an Exalted game that would go: "So, your Raksha thief is going to backstab the Dragon Blood by attacking from behind? OK ...

"They have All-Encompassing Earth Sense up. You do not re-establish surprise ...

"15 dice to-hit? Their DDV is 8. Safety Among Enemies re-directs that to <<insert fellow PC who is now unhappy with you>> ...

"plus Smoldering Karma Strike. Here comes the counter attack. How much Ox-Body do you have?"
 

Crom's Black Blade

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All Dungeons and Dragons characters (and players) before were very stable geniuses.



Congratulations Neurodivergent types. You can finally enjoy playing Dungeons & Dragons.

Hopefully there'll be a special character condition where if your neurodivergent you get disadvantage to sound based attacks or something. Make it mandatory for any players you suspect are a bit autistic... it'll help them feel validated and included. ❤️

And here I thought the point of roleplaying was to, you know, play out a role different than how you actually are. But I guess I'm just silly like that.
 

ParadiseLost

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They represent a very different kind of community than the traditional white, male, neurotypical player base that for many people is the traditional image of the D&D player.

This is hilarious. Describing the type of 70s and 80s D&D players as neurotypical* is just... ludicrous.

If anything, D&D players are as neurotypical as they've ever been. D&D has gotten to the point where even Southern conservative normies play it. That's where we are at in 2023.

* Of course, the word neurotypical and its implications is itself frequently ludicrous. What woman today frequently mean by "neurodivergent" is "I'm not like other girls."
 

Jaenera Targaryen

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Some people won't play anything but a disruptive wish-fufilment self-insert unless they're forced to by the GM/ST.
Not necessarily bad. Remember Record of Lodoss War? That was basically the result of the writers deciding to make a D&D RPG session into an actual anime. And more to the point, remember the iconic elf of Japanese media, Deedlit?

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She's Hiroshi Yamamoto's character, meaning there's a guy behind the pretty girl so many boys are getting hard at LMAOROFL :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 

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