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PsihoKekec

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HOLLYWOOD, CA — At a press conference this week, Sony producers announced the production of a new modern adaptation of George Orwell's dystopic novel 1984 that will feature the character of Big Brother as the good guy.

"We felt like it was time to update the story to fit a modern audience," Sony producer Glen Maxwell told reporters. "After seeing how censorship and totalitarianism have grown in popularity over the past few years, we think Big Brother is probably a better protagonist than Winston Smith. Big Brother's insistence on absolute compliance fits better with current progressive ideals."

The film will feature a sympathetic Big Brother working with the state to better the lives of millions by implementing strict adherence to DEI policies, CRT teachings in schools, and CDC guidelines throughout society.

"After seeing how much people craved rules and control during the Covid pandemic, we decided it wouldn't accurately depict what society looks like right now to have a protagonist who goes against the state narrative," Maxwell commented. "I mean, we didn't have to do much with the script, we just used a bunch of Anthony Fauci quotes from the past few years and filled in the blanks. 'I am the science'. Pure Big Brother gold!"

The film is set to release next year and will star Mark Ruffalo, with a supporting cast including George Takei and Susan Sarandon, and will be directed by Rob Reiner.
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I wonder whether they will advertise it as a work of fiction or a documentary?
 
Typhonis

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Serve Big Brother. Big Brother is your friend.
It is the 214th year of Big Brothers glorious reign.
Would you like to know more?
I'm afraid that information is not available at your security clearance, citizen.
 
Husky_Khan

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Rocinante

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Blasterbot said:
everyone is getting rather sensitive about petty shit. not a good sign for stability in the near future.
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I think it's mostly those David French style "conservatives."

Aka just a small step to the right of the liberals but basically sides with them on most things, and just wears the conservative hat to feel special and different.

Think Bryan at SB.
 
Terthna

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Bacle said:


Apu was the American dream, just not the American Dream Hollywood and DC want to talk about.
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That's because their dream is for everyone else to be poor, stupid, and utterly dependent on the state (aka them) for their physical, emotional, and spiritual wellbeing. They are sociopathic narcissists, authoritarians with god complexes, and they will destroy anything and everything in the name of their own egos if left unchecked.
 
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Terthna said:
That's because their dream is for everyone else to be poor, stupid, and utterly dependent on the state (aka them) for their physical, emotional, and spiritual wellbeing. They are sociopathic narcissists, authoritarians with god complexes, and they will destroy anything and everything in the name of their own egos if left unchecked.
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There is no way that ends well for them.

Such things have been tried before it never ends well.
 
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ATP

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Cherico said:
There is no way that ends well for them.

Such things have been tried before it never ends well.
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It ended well for republicans who killed King in France - their descendents still rule there.
And for England elites which ovethrown rightfull King in 1688.
Not mention various soviets - in Poland,their descendents co-rule Poland now with german agent.

But world lgbt gulag? it is impossible,China would never agree that anybody else would kill their serfs.
 
PsihoKekec

PsihoKekec

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LOS ANGELES, CA — Recently laid-off Los Angeles Times reporter Marco Gonzalez was seen standing on a street corner this past week offering to call people racist for food or money.

"These are hard times and we journalists need work just like everyone else," Gonzalez said. "I have a lot of marketable skills like calling people racist, calling people homophobic, accusing air pollution of being ableist, you know, the usual reporter kinda stuff."
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As of publishing time, Gonzalez had secured part-time work at a local animal shelter where he spends his time accusing people who don't want to adopt pit bulls of being 'species-ist' and yelling at his boss for not hiring enough quadriplegic animal control officers.
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Laid-Off LA Times Reporter Sits On Street Corner With Sign Reading 'Will Call You Racist For Food'
 
PsihoKekec

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How dare you insinuate that there is something wrong with the Dog Breed of Peace!

Most common explanation for the majority of pit defenders is that they see them as a sort of canine version of muslims/black people and thus by defending them they can award themselves additional anti-racism good boy girl xir points.
 
ThatZenoGuy

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PsihoKekec said:
How dare you insinuate that there is something wrong with the Dog Breed of Peace!

Most common explanation for the majority of pit defenders is that they see them as a sort of canine version of muslims/black people and thus by defending them they can award themselves additional anti-racism good boy girl xir points.
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Whatever floats their boat, it just results in more consumed leftist children in the end I guess, their choice.
 
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