Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee

[Scottty]

How dare you insinuate that there is something wrong with the Dog Breed of Peace!

Most common explanation for the majority of pit defenders is that they see them as a sort of canine version of muslims/black people and thus by defending them they can award themselves additional anti-racism good boy girl xir points.

 

[Blasterbot]

How dare you insinuate that there is something wrong with the Dog Breed of Peace!

Most common explanation for the majority of pit defenders is that they see them as a sort of canine version of muslims/black people and thus by defending them they can award themselves additional anti-racism good boy girl xir points.

They can be good dogs if you train them well. unfortunately most don't and are terrible owners for the breed because of that.

 

[LordsFire]

How dare you insinuate that there is something wrong with the Dog Breed of Peace!

Most common explanation for the majority of pit defenders is that they see them as a sort of canine version of muslims/black people and thus by defending them they can award themselves additional anti-racism good boy girl xir points.

A much more likely explanation is 'it's my dog!'

Nothing too complicated about it.

 

[Cherico]

How dare you insinuate that there is something wrong with the Dog Breed of Peace!

Most common explanation for the majority of pit defenders is that they see them as a sort of canine version of muslims/black people and thus by defending them they can award themselves additional anti-racism good boy girl xir points.

 

[Husky_Khan]

God... what a shock.



I'm glad he stepped down with grace.

One thing you can never take away from Satan is that he always had integrity. He's just too mundane for this day and age.

Just because he's retiring though doesn't mean that he can't serve on the Board of some media company or the like though in the future.

 

[PsihoKekec]

Journalists Confused By Journalist Doing Journalism

U.S. — Journalists across the country expressed a combination of outrage and confusion after a video surfaced online of a journalist doing journalism.

According to sources, the video, posted on social media platform X, shows known journalist Tucker Carlson wilfully and recklessly engaging in actual journalism without any regard for the damage that may be caused by such a wanton display.

 

[ThatZenoGuy]

Journalists Confused By Journalist Doing Journalism

Oh Babylon Bee, you never fail to hit the bullseye!

 

[PsihoKekec]

10 Financial Tips From Leading Politicians For Amassing Amazing Wealth

1. Barack Obama: Write a new memoir every year.
2. Ron Paul: Sell the Ron Paul Harvest Right Freeze Dryer — only $2,999.99!
3. Bernie Sanders: Charge exorbitant fees to give speeches on the evils of capitalism.
4. Joe Biden: Launder American taxpayer dollars through energy companies in Ukraine.
5. George Bush: Launder American taxpayer dollars through energy companies in Iraq.
6. John Kerry: Tell everyone the weather will kill them if they don't give you all their money.
7. Al Gore: Produce An Even Inconvenient-er Truth to finish out your epic trilogy.
8. Lindsey Graham: Step 1, buy stock in a company that makes bombs. Step 2, bomb some stuff.
9. Nancy Pelosi: Use your position in Congress as a platform to commit insider trading.
10. All other members of Congress: Buy the stocks Nancy Pelosi buys.

 

[Blasterbot]

wait Ron paul made a freeze dryer? hmmm... might want....

 

[Skallagrim]

10 Financial Tips From Leading Politicians For Amassing Amazing Wealth

I think number 8 is giving a bit too much credit to Lindsey Graham.

Dick Cheney, Donald Rumsfeld and John McCain all did it first. In fact, most of them do this. I think there's a huge overlap with numbers 9 and 10, come to think of it...

 

[Husky_Khan]

Bill Cosby really should keep a lower profile.

Bill Cosby Joins Hamas So Feminists Will Stop Condemning Him For Rape

PHILADELPHIA, PA — Former comedy legend and prolific rapist Bill Cosby announced outside his home this week that he has officially joined the terrorist group Hamas in an apparent attempt to convince progressive feminists to stop criticizing his raping behavior.

babylonbee.com

 

[PsihoKekec]

Black Woman Finally Feels Included As Google A.I. Generates Black Nazi Soldier

BALTIMORE, MD — Technology has officially brought the world one step closer to full unity and racial reconciliation, as a local black woman finally felt included after Google A.I. generated a photograph of a black, female Nazi soldier.

"This is the type of representation I've been waiting all my life to experience," said Shaniqua Green. "After decades of nothing but white Nazis, I can finally see a strong, confident black female wearing a swastika. Thanks, Google!"

 

[Blasterbot]

and in the vid below the article



hilariously youtube slapped on a covid-19 warning on the video.

 

[Blasterbot]

A piece of lost media was discovered



this explains so much about Biden. he isn't senile. he just has a favorite western that nobody else saw. you all are lying dogfaced pony soldiers. especially you @Husky_Khan.

 

[Captain X]

The phrase itself would be more appropriately said by someone like myself who hails from a prairie tribe anyway, and applied toward Biden.

 

[Husky_Khan]

I actually like Reuters as a news wire service but that is certainly an amusing dedication to due diligence.

 

[SoliFortissimi]

Reuters is the reverse NYT. You can always trust them.

 

[PsihoKekec]

They are still journalists, not to be trusted.

 

[PsihoKekec]

Heartwarming: These 9 Immigrants Tell Us Why They Came Over The Border

Samuel Etienne, 28, Haiti: "I am, how you say, a 'foodie.' I come to America to experience new flavors."

Polandball concurs

 

[Sergeant Foley]

Heartwarming: These 9 Immigrants Tell Us Why They Came Over The Border




Polandball concurs

OMG. Send ALL of the Haitian migrants BACK to Haiti or better yet, send them to Jamaica and the Bahamas.