Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee

[Husky_Khan]

Trump Leaves Presidency To Become Even More Powerful District Court Judge

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Donald Trump announced this week that he was leaving office in order to take an even more powerful position as a U.S. District Court judge.

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A good idea. At the age of 82 Donald Trump would be considered young to take on such an important role in the judiciary, especially if he rises to the Supreme Court.

Truly a modern day William Taft!

 

[Husky_Khan]

Been loving these Signal leaks...

 

[Husky_Khan]

Wow I'm impressed at how well he fits in...

Kim Jong Un Attends Ivy League University To Learn New Brainwashing Techniques

NEW YORK, NY—According to sources, beloved North Korean tyrant and lover of doughnuts Kim Jong Un is now attending Columbia University, a prestigious Ivy League school, to learn new brainwashing techniques for his regime.

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Must've offered a big grant to get over their anti-Asian discrimination.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Peak Babylon Bee...



Hope Jake Tapper interviews them for his new book on Biden's cognitive decline.

 

[stephen the barbarian]

The Babylon Bee Would Like To Announce We Are Joining NPR In Suing The Government For Not Giving Us Millions Of Dollars

The Bee only recently became aware that the government is supposed to give us a bunch of money for reporting the news. Apparently, the government not giving us truckloads of cash is totally illegal. Our not knowing that was frankly a pretty big oversight, and we fired all of our lawyers as a result. We hired new lawyers though, and they filed a motion this morning to join NPR's lawsuit in order that we may get the taxpayer money we so richly deserve.