Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee

[Terthna]

That's...completely false. Home schooled childred end up with higher levels of understanding the fundamentals (reading, math, arythmatic, history) than pretty much 95% of public schooled children.

Looking at a later post, it seems like they had a bad experience with someone they hired who claimed to have been home schooled, and decided that person was representative of everyone who has been.

 

[Bacle]

 

[PsihoKekec]

General Milley Is Releasing A Revised Version Of 'The Art Of War' -- And We've Got Exclusive Excerpts

"Know thy pronouns, and know thy enemy's pronouns."

"The supreme art of war is to surrender to your enemy without fighting."

“All war is white rage.”

"If you surrender, you can never lose."

"If thy commanding officer sends mean tweets, thou need not follow orders or the chain of command."

"The enemy of my friend is my friend."

“Keep your friends close and your enemies on speed dial.”

“You can not betray the one to which you were never loyal.”

“Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for China.”

 

[Whitestrake Pelinal]

Fibbies gotta fib:

 

[PsihoKekec]

Heroic FBI Agent Tackles Parent Expressing Concern For Student's Education

This came after Attorney General Merrick Garland directed the FBI to crack down on parents who violently and menacingly dare to question the holy authority of the state when it comes to educating kids.

Since the FBI is highly experienced in covering up for sick perverts who use their power to corrupt impressionable children, Garland thought this was right up their alley. According to sources, undercover agents will infiltrate these cells of concerned parents by pretending they are parents who care about kids too.

 

[VicSage]

What kind of lunatic doesn't trust the government they belong to with the molding of the government's property's children? Are they ungrateful they have to deal with having offspring past the initial conception?

 

[stephen the barbarian]

White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream
Politics

WASHINGTON, D.C.—CNN has just released a bombshell interview with an anonymous White House whistleblower, who gave a harrowing account that could spell trouble for the Biden administration.

 

[Bear Ribs]

 

[VicSage]

White House Whistleblower Claims Strangers Drag Him From Place To Place And Make Him Sign Papers And Read Words On Monitors And He Hardly Gets Any Ice Cream
Politics

As opposed to Drumph who got TWO scoops!

 

[Husky_Khan]

The Atlantics Emma Green interviews Babylon Bees Editor In Chief Kyle Mann, asking him questions like if engaging in mockery is Christian or if he feels any ethical responsibility for the popularity of his website?

The Christians Who Mock Wokeness for a Living

The Babylon Bee, an online satire publication, has become a popular destination for Christians disaffected with megachurch culture and right-wingers who crave clever commentary about the hypocritical left.

www.theatlantic.com

 

[Cherico]

The Atlantics Emma Green interviews Babylon Bees Editor In Chief Kyle Mann, asking him questions like if engaging in mockery is Christian or if he feels any ethical responsibility for the popularity of his website?

The Christians Who Mock Wokeness for a Living

The Babylon Bee, an online satire publication, has become a popular destination for Christians disaffected with megachurch culture and right-wingers who crave clever commentary about the hypocritical left.

www.theatlantic.com

Its called satire and its been around at least since ancient athens, its purpose is to keep people from getting too proud and full of themselves.

 

[Urabrask Revealed]

The Atlantics Emma Green interviews Babylon Bees Editor In Chief Kyle Mann, asking him questions like if engaging in mockery is Christian or if he feels any ethical responsibility for the popularity of his website?

The Christians Who Mock Wokeness for a Living

The Babylon Bee, an online satire publication, has become a popular destination for Christians disaffected with megachurch culture and right-wingers who crave clever commentary about the hypocritical left.

www.theatlantic.com

lol, someone sounds triggered.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

Actually, that was a decent article. Didn't look like it was edited for a spin.

Subtitled, "The Babylon Bee, an online satire publication, has become a popular destination for Christians disaffected with megachurch culture and right-wingers who crave clever commentary about the hypocritical left."

Should read the whole thing. When I get the time I'll listen to the full interview.

 

[Bacle]

The Atlantics Emma Green interviews Babylon Bees Editor In Chief Kyle Mann, asking him questions like if engaging in mockery is Christian or if he feels any ethical responsibility for the popularity of his website?

The Christians Who Mock Wokeness for a Living

The Babylon Bee, an online satire publication, has become a popular destination for Christians disaffected with megachurch culture and right-wingers who crave clever commentary about the hypocritical left.

www.theatlantic.com

That was actually a good piece.

The author sounds like they were trying to use the 'it's unChristian to mock people' as their mindset going into this interview, and got schooled on how mockery is perfectly Christian to partake in. It also showed how thier preconceived narratives about the Bee and it's leadership are full of shit for the most part.

 

[Bear Ribs]

Watch: College students LOVE the idea of diversity quotas... until it ruins their football team

Students at the University of Florida are strong believers in the importance of diversity quotas but... not for everything.

notthebee.com

The video is really great and shows people actually being led to a reasonable conclusion through a chain of logic. Go to the YouTube video itself and one of the top comments is by a college professor who comments that this may be the very first time anyone on campus has engaged those students in even a simple critical thinking exercise.

 

[Bear Ribs]

NottheBee is in Twitter Jail, no reason given.

Welp, Twitter locked us out of our account

Yep. Went to tweet our latest article and was greeted with this:

notthebee.com

 

[Cherico]

twitter needs to be sued and destroyed.

 

[PsihoKekec]

January 6 Rioters Identify As Pedophiles So FBI Will Cover For Them And Look The Other Way

WASHINGTON, D.C.—In an unusual legal twist, defendants charged in the January 6 riots have asked to have their charges reclassified to include child abuse so that the FBI will lose interest and move on to something more important.

"We here at the Bureau deeply apologize for arresting all those alleged rioters, who it turns out were only serially abusive pedophiles," said FBI Director Christopher Wray. "No child molester should ever have to suffer such indignity at our hands. We promise we will make this right, whether that means forging testimony, burying allegations - whatever it takes to ensure those twisted perverts walk free."

 

[Bear Ribs]

This weirdo handed out masks for Halloween and got "Let's Go Brandon" written on his garage with ketchup as a result 🤣

This dude forgot the "trick" that's customary if treats are not provided on Halloween.

notthebee.com

I'm not excessively fond of Halloween pranks myself (And due to new job I skipped it entirely this year because I needed to go to bed at 6:00) but handing out masks and notes telling kids they shouldn't be Trick or Treating when COVID is around is just really really sad. Idiot deserved to get pranked for doing that to little kids.

 

[The Whispering Monk]

"Hmmm....I wonder what I can do to help kids understand that they shouldn't trick or treat during Covid...AND I want to make sure flaming bags of shit are left on my doorstep...hmmmm...Oh, I know!"