Netflix The Witcher TV Series on Netflix

Lord Sovereign

The resident Britbong
She apparently got her lineage *looks up the term* bleached since then.

I need to contact an expert on these things, hold on.

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I mean maybe, maybe, they could make the argument that "there's a thousand years between her and Ciri. The darker skin genes probably got watered down so much so that they didn't exist anymore after a few centuries."
 

Agent23

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I mean maybe, maybe, they could make the argument that "there's a thousand years between her and Ciri. The darker skin genes probably got watered down so much so that they didn't exist anymore after a few centuries."
INB4 claims of anti-PoC genocide and whitewashing.

You know, if this shit gets attacked by the leftoids because of that it will be FUCKING DELICIOUS!

Quickly, somebody who still has an account transmit this vital information to SV and SB. Zomg think of all the literally hitler level genocide... 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
 

Husky_Khan

The Dog Whistler... I mean Whisperer.
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Just started watching it now based on the rave reviews here.

Ninety seconds in and it starts with an upside down battle scene that shifts into becoming a right side up battle scene... in the rain no less and some guy (the Bard presumably) is standing there with his arms bound and the first words out of his mouth are:

"No! Fucking fuckity fucking fucking fuck!"

People are randomly engaging in one on one fights around him and whenever someone comes close to him they suddenly get killed by something.

What's odd is that someone freezes everyone mid battle but the rain... doesn't stop... or continue... it's just gone... and everyones dry. :unsure:

Also the fashion sense seems too modern for having taken place thousands of years ago, but I'm not an expert on how civilization advances in the Witcherverse.

This is a high quality TV series.

Seven minutes in and they introduced the six heroes through an opening credits montage and they all seem terrible. Not quite as bad as the Rings of Power intro, but still pretty bad. LARK the African Elf is apparently the main heroine however.

Lark can play the... guitar-violin while singing pretty nicely I guess. She's an elf so I suppose that's normal. She's in a run down Elf tavern filled with Elves and during her performance some White Male elf is sexually harassing a White female barmaid Elf saying she's "Ripe for a flowering," and grabs her. When an older Female Elf Bar worker intervenes and offers the White Male that he and his friends can drink for free, the White Male naturally backhands her and proceeds with the sexual assault.

Then LARK, the African Elf uses throwing knives to disable the rapist, and the rapists associates who intervene (keep in mind the White Males companions are a racially diverse group of Dudebro Elves apparently so that's nice) and beats them handily, then leads the remainder of the Elves (who basically look like Humans except pointy ears) in a lovely singalong.

Okay fifteen minutes and I'm done. Going to go watch the 1999 Action-Horror-Comedy Hot Wax Zombies On Wheels now.
 
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Agent23

Ни шагу назад!
Just started watching it now based on the rave reviews here.

Ninety seconds in and it starts with an upside down battle scene that shifts into becoming a right side up battle scene... in the rain no less and some guy (the Bard presumably) is standing there with his arms bound and the first words out of his mouth are:

"No! Fucking fuckity fucking fucking fuck!"

People are randomly engaging in one on one fights around him and whenever someone comes close to him they suddenly get killed by something.

What's odd is that someone freezes everyone mid battle but the rain... doesn't stop... or continue... it's just gone... and everyones dry. :unsure:

Also the fashion sense seems too modern for having taken place thousands of years ago, but I'm not an expert on how civilization advances in the Witcherverse.

This is a high quality TV series.

Seven minutes in and they introduced the six heroes through an opening credits montage and they all seem terrible. Not quite as bad as the Rings of Power intro, but still pretty bad. LARK the African Elf is apparently the main heroine however.

Lark can play the... guitar-violin while singing pretty nicely I guess. She's an elf so I suppose that's normal. She's in a run down Elf tavern filled with Elves and during her performance some White Male elf is sexually harassing a White female barmaid Elf saying she's "Ripe for a flowering," and grabs her. When an older Female Elf Bar worker intervenes and offers the White Male that he and his friends can drink for free, the White Male naturally backhands her and proceeds with the sexual assault.

Then LARK, the African Elf uses throwing knives to disable the rapist, and the rapists associates who intervene (keep in mind the White Males companions are a racially diverse group of Dudebro Elves apparently so that's nice) and beats them handily, then leads the remainder of the Elves (who basically look like Humans except pointy ears) in a lovely singalong.

Okay fifteen minutes and I'm done. Going to go watch the 1999 Action-Horror-Comedy Hot Wax Zombies On Wheels now.
For your great Lion's Courage TM (cookie for the reference) you must be awarded grand order of Masochistic Nerd Autism or something.

Now, about that beehive sodomization, when you try it pls give detailed feedback if it works. 😂 😏
 

ATP

Well-known member
Never read that much Tolkien, tbh, I played through a bunch of CRPGs before I even took the time to watch all of lotR, I read the hobbit earlier, but it did not make as big of an impression on me as say some D&D related stuff like Lone Wolf and some other low fantasy stuff with a Conan expy.

Also, mostly everyone around was enjoying WoW at that point...So, blood elves.

My tastes personally go more towards the, shall we call them, non-Tolkien fantasy, like Ashton Smith, Liebner and de Camp and bits and pieces of Gemell and Feist, HPL and Vance, too, in a way, although the Dying Earth or big C are not fantasy exactly.

Fantasy was always a distant forth or fifth genre for me, with the various subgenres of science fiction playing a far more prominent role.

There was a time I read more of it, but it was never the traditional sort, instad I preferred stuff like the Gentlemen Bastards and even that libtard Mieville's New Crobuzon stories.

I like my fantasy darker for some reason.

I even enjoy it mixed with cyberpunk, the way Shadowrun and Shadow Warrior and a bunch of VNs I enjoy do it.



I really hope a lot of that is muscle and not you know, winter/famine energy storage.

I can remember being even bigger though. :D

And while I am not the biggest fan of the farnchise I wouldn't mind defending slavic fantasy pop cluture with mein fat ass slamming over an SJW's face.

Knowing what pervs they are, I am sure they will cream their panties, even the male/unidentified ones.And I do not need the baggage of a few spinster cat ladies asking me to spank them, collar them and let them call me daddy.

LOTR is dark.World is becoming worst and worst,and,in Tolkien abadonned plans,Gondor would fall to revolution from within lead by mason-like elites and supported of common people behaving like orcs.
He stopped writing it,becouse such story would be too pitiful.
 

King Arts

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British actually. Most of the actors are. The show is like a snapshot of London and Upper Class Hollywood. Diversity my ass. Woke, theiving, unimaginative, brainless idiots!
Why do you complain? Isn't this the fruit of your labor when you support the west?
 

Lord Sovereign

The resident Britbong
Showrunners chase off Henry Cavill because he wanted them to respect the books.



Yeah, Witcher is going to shit.

It truly is a classic of progressive arrogance, isn't it? They they think they are so high and mighty, so above what came before, that it is their moral duty to "fix" whatever material comes into their hands.

And anyone who opposes that is a counter revolutionary to be sent to the guillotine.
 

Typhonis

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You know, I think we need to start appropriating the stuff they want and "upgrading it for current year."
What do they want that we could 'modernize'?

Ooooo, replace Shaka Zulu with Henry Cavil?

Also Egypt is making their own Cleopatra documentary.
 

Agent23

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What do they want that we could 'modernize'?

Ooooo, replace Shaka Zulu with Henry Cavil?

Also Egypt is making their own Cleopatra documentary.
Turn Buffy the Vampire slayer I to a black trans dude that is a former marine/green beret and is doing it just to save his daughter from the whole Slayer business.

Watch the likes of Shmekerizian ree and cope and seethe.
 

AmosTrask

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They already race swapped the famously North African Mycenean kings with White Myceneans and the famously blonde Achilles with a West African Actor. Netflix's quality control went to the trash heap years ago.
 

Batrix2070

RON/PLC was a wonderful country.
Showrunners chase off Henry Cavill because he wanted them to respect the books.



Yeah, Witcher is going to shit.

The biggest irony is that Sapkowski is actually quite progressive. The book itself contains quite a few such elements, nevertheless, unfortunately, they are not unequivocally positive as the " Oburzeni* " like it.

We have a lesbian plot, where we actually have outright molestation and rape of Ciri. We have strong, powerful and independent women.... who are a nuisance to the Kingdoms of the North and responsible for a lot of trouble for them....

Damn, I think I already know why they hate books so much. They show the other side of the coin, being neutral.

*It means Outraged, but it rhymes with (Obudzeni)Woken. It's a damn good fit.
 

Agent23

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The biggest irony is that Sapkowski is actually quite progressive. The book itself contains quite a few such elements, nevertheless, unfortunately, they are not unequivocally positive as the " Oburzeni* " like it.

We have a lesbian plot, where we actually have outright molestation and rape of Ciri. We have strong, powerful and independent women.... who are a nuisance to the Kingdoms of the North and responsible for a lot of trouble for them....

Damn, I think I already know why they hate books so much. They show the other side of the coin, being neutral.

*It means Outraged, but it rhymes with (Obudzeni)Woken. It's a damn good fit.
I object to using that word being translated I. That way, 'woke' should just be 'woke' not translated! :mad:
 

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