Sorry Cherico, I think I won that title in the NSFW writing section.
The Boys are Back in Town
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Murica
National Treasure
I guess sarcasm doesn't transfer very well across the internet-- it was just a joke.
Tiamat
I've seen the future...
Hello all, if anyone is at all curious I am (or was depending on future events) Tiamat at SpaceBattles...and now I'm Tiamat, here. I've known CurtisLemay for some time and have thoroughly enjoyed his fiction works, particularly Clover Spear. I've already posted to a few other threads and am very appreciative we can talk about well, anything really. Very happy to be here. 
Hello all, if anyone is at all curious I am (or was depending on future events) Tiamat at SpaceBattles...and now I'm Tiamat, here. I've known CurtisLemay for some time and have thoroughly enjoyed his fiction works, particularly Clover Spear. I've already posted to a few other threads and am very appreciative we can talk about well, anything really. Very happy to be here.
Well, it is nice to have another person on board.
Hmm... going to have to keep you and @Marduk apart. I don't think we want to clean up your cleaved corpse.Hello all, if anyone is at all curious I am (or was depending on future events) Tiamat at SpaceBattles...and now I'm Tiamat, here. I've known CurtisLemay for some time and have thoroughly enjoyed his fiction works, particularly Clover Spear. I've already posted to a few other threads and am very appreciative we can talk about well, anything really. Very happy to be here.
Hmm... going to have to keep you and @Marduk apart. I don't think we want to clean up your cleaved corpse.
Eh?
Tiamat... Marduk... the Enuma Elis? You know, the story where we actually GOT those names from?
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One should just accept that having philosophers around means historical allusions and the occasional bout of gore...
Tiamat
I've seen the future...
"Rears oneself upward and bellows mocking laughter"
FOOLS!!! I AM TIAMAT!!! I am that from which the Heavens and Earth were formed! I am the Primordial Chaos of Creation and Destruction! Make your foolish attempts to slay me, for no matter, I am Eternal! I Live, I Die, I Live--
"Sees a shiny coin on the ground"
Oooh...a penny! "Dives for it"
FOOLS!!! I AM TIAMAT!!! I am that from which the Heavens and Earth were formed! I am the Primordial Chaos of Creation and Destruction! Make your foolish attempts to slay me, for no matter, I am Eternal! I Live, I Die, I Live--
"Sees a shiny coin on the ground"
Oooh...a penny! "Dives for it"
Harlock
I should have expected that really
Murica
National Treasure
It's better than the cringey i Am ThE bOnE oF mY sWoRd Engrish.Is it terrible I heard that in the voice of Gilgamesh from Fate?
It is isn't it?
Harlock
I should have expected that really
I have no idea how they got Sir Ian McKellan to read that.
That has got to be the jammiest bit of actor hijacking of all time
Hello. Welcome to our evil den of evilness, the cookies are free and the Blackjack is on the way. The hookers and blow got stopped at customs though.
Redlance
Well-known member
Damn those perfidious Customs agents. I actually considered working for them at one point.
I told him to wear the dress to confuse Krasnovian customs! But no....
Drakar
Member
The trick is to bribe the customs agent. That's how it works here in Serbia at least. It's very profitable to smuggle in various goods from Hungary. My family orders dogfood from a smuggler since it's so much cheaper. It's also how I bought my keyboard. I am pretty sure the chocolates I eat are smuggled in too. All the writing on them being in Hungarian and the cheaper price kind of give it away. So yeah, bribes. Bribes make the world go round.
Corruption across EU 'breathtaking' - EU Commission
The scale of corruption in Europe is "breathtaking" and it costs the EU economy at least 120bn euros (£99bn) annually, the European Commission says.
www.bbc.com
Ah you Euro's and your corruption. Here in the land of freedom, apple pie, guns, and Eagles bribery is not acceptable.
Besides, I make sure that all my business dealings remain scrupulously legal. Trying to cheat the law is just idiotic; the downsides will virtually always outweigh the potential upside.