What If? ROB lets you sic a terminator on a historic figure of your choice

Agent23

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Now for modern history, Gavrilo Princip. His murder of Franz Ferdinand was not just a trigger for the war. Ferdinand was a leader of the peace party in the Empire, and also supported the Trialist reform of the Monarchy. He was basically the last and best hope Monarchy had of survival.
Princip and Franz Ferdinand were just symptoms, I'd send it after that moron Kaiser Wilhelm and the other fools that gave Austria-Hungary the blank check.

Actually, killing off Franz Joseph and the Hungarian bigwigs and forcing that little Frankenstein's Monster of a country might fix a lot of central European problems.

Bismarck will obviously have to be out of the picture, but Germany and Russia can just take the Slavic and German leftovers for themselves, leaving a weakened Hungary.
 

Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
Princip and Franz Ferdinand were just symptoms, I'd send it after that moron Kaiser Wilhelm and the other fools that gave Austria-Hungary the blank check.

Actually, killing off Franz Joseph and the Hungarian bigwigs and forcing that little Frankenstein's Monster of a country might fix a lot of central European problems.

Bismarck will obviously have to be out of the picture, but Germany and Russia can just take the Slavic and German leftovers for themselves, leaving a weakened Hungary.

If you want to remove real causes of World War I, again, the best choice would be eliminating Christopher Columbus (and/or Ferdinand and Isabella) and thus delaying European colonial adventures. Otherwise, I do not really see any way to stop it.

That being said, killing Franz Joseph and Hungarian politicians might solve some of the issues. But destroying Austria-Hungary as such would not. Russia would be far worse of an overlord to Slavic peoples than Austria-Hungary ever was, and more powerful Germany, even without Austria-Hungary as an ally, might worry France and Russia enough that war would start anyway - except with Entente attack this time.

And as I said, Franz Ferdinand was the most important individual in the peace party within the Austria-Hungary, and was also very much loved by the people. Without his death, 1) Franz Joseph would have no personal reason to go to war, 2) peace party would have a powerful backer, making it almost impossible for the Emperor to be pressured into war, and 3) there would be no emotional backlash within the Empire that very much sidelined the peace party. You know how US public started supporting foreign interventionism after 9/11? Well, Franz Ferdinand's murder was far worse in terms of emotional impact on public opinion.
 

Wilykit

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Kill Oprah Winfrey. No Dr Phil no Dr Oz and no Jenny McCarthy anti vac BS. I wonder how many people that would save. In addition to not having to listen to life lessons form unmarried, childless, overweight billionaire.🙄
 

Agent23

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Television isn't bad in and of itself. The problem is it's perfect for mainstream media manipulation.
And mindless sitcoms and reality shows...
TBH I'd prefer that people just read books or go to the cinema or listen to radio.
TV and other mass media damage society in all sorts of ways, IMHO, and video-based news causes more of an emotional reaction.
 

ATP

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And mindless sitcoms and reality shows...
TBH I'd prefer that people just read books or go to the cinema or listen to radio.
TV and other mass media damage society in all sorts of ways, IMHO, and video-based news causes more of an emotional reaction.

True.I am not specialist about orthodox church,but once read prophecy of some orthodox monk from 18th century,that satan would control people through boxes showing pictures.Seems like tv.
 
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WolfBear

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Hmm, I can think of more.

Protect:
Frederick Barbarossa, 1190
Albert Sidney Johnston, 1862
Zhang Zuolin, 1928
Huey Long, 1936

Assassinate:
Kilij Arslan II, 1176
Andronikos Komnenos, 1182
Simon de Montfort, 1244
Murad II, 1444
Franklin Pierce, 1853
Jacob Schiff, 1900
Arthur Zimmermann, 1916
Arthur Finkelstein, 1960

Can you please elaborate on the effects of all of these had they lived/died at the relevant times?
 

Agent23

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Biden.
Obama.
Clinton.
Hillary Rodham(because she was a piece of garbage even before she shacked up with Bill.)
LBJ.
The last 3 french presidents.
The last 3 German Chancellors.
The last 3 European Commission presidents.
The last 2 bosses of the ECB.
All Fed chairmen after Paul Volcker,especially that Judas Greenspan.
 

VictortheMonarch

Victor the Crusader
Can you please elaborate on the effects of all of these had they lived/died at the relevant times?
Frederick Barbarossa would've ended the Crusade in a victory. He was that good. ASR wasn't much, he died in Shiloh if it means anything? Zhang was someone who could have created a new Chinese Empire, but died before he could. Huey Long would have dragged America out of the Depression a year or two quicker OTL.

Arslan II conquered much of the Byzantine lands post Seljuk Persia, his son wasn't a good military strategist. Adronikos was a cunt. Murad II conquered the City of Dreams and the rest IDGAF to explain, let the OP tell ya.
 

WolfBear

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Frederick Barbarossa would've ended the Crusade in a victory. He was that good. ASR wasn't much, he died in Shiloh if it means anything? Zhang was someone who could have created a new Chinese Empire, but died before he could. Huey Long would have dragged America out of the Depression a year or two quicker OTL.

Arslan II conquered much of the Byzantine lands post Seljuk Persia, his son wasn't a good military strategist. Adronikos was a cunt. Murad II conquered the City of Dreams and the rest IDGAF to explain, let the OP tell ya.

What's the issue with Simon de Montfort?
 

Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
Neither. Monarchies and Royalty in general are the biggest con jobs that has ever been invented by mankind. All they do is mooch off of their subjects for centuries. They cause more problems than they solve (Points at all the wars started by monarchies). And they do nothing an Elected Head of State with a term limit can't do. They are a mistake the public has made and need to be done away with. And I ain't gonna be convinced otherwise.

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Aldarion

Neoreactionary Monarchist
Anyway, other than Muhammad, I would send Terminator to assassinate Constantine IX Monomachos. I mean, moron disbanded literally the last combat-effective field army of the Empire other than tagma when he dismissed 50 000 troops of the Armenian themes. (EDIT: Or was it Constantine X, I found some rather contradictory information).
 

ATP

Well-known member
rather wrong. the royals BUILT England. Without the Normandie Dynasty, England would be a nothingburger.
No,they destroyed England,and build french state ruling from London,which fought for nothing in France for next 400 years.
Saxon England would be more stable,and do not waste their resources there.
 

Ash's Boomstick

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What would be the aftermath of assassination of some of the real bastards of the 20th century such as

Pol Pot
Slobodan Milošević
Idi Amin
Pablo Escabar
and just to keep up to date, Vladimir Putin, although I think it really depends on the timeframe for this one.
 

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