Musk actually buys Twitter.

[Bacle]

 

[Skallagrim]

Elon be like:

 

[Abhorsen]

OH MY GOSH... STOP IT! BE SERIOUS! YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE ANGRY THAT YOU BOUGHT TWITTER AGAINST YOUR WILL OVERPRICED!!! 😡😤😭



And why is Mr. Ligma holding up Michelle Obama's book? What the hell? Who the hell reads that at work?

It's who he wants to Ligma Johnson!

 

[Bacle]

For those who missed the joke.

 

[Bacle]

Using the 'notes/context system' to throw shade directly onto Biden with the 'fact-checkers' no longer firmly under the Dems control.

 

[Cherico]

Hahaha

 

[Bacle]

Musk fired the senior staff 'for cause'; no golden parachutes for them now.

My guess is Elon has the real bot numbers now, and the evidence to show where any misrepresentation of numbers was put in the system, which means he could show the senior leadership was lying to him.

 

[Cherico]

Musk fired the senior staff 'for cause'; no golden parachutes for them now.

My guess is Elon has the real bot numbers now, and the evidence to show where any misrepresentation of numbers was put in the system, which means he could show the senior leadership was lying to him.

im going to miss october

 

[Arch Dornan]

For those who missed the joke.

I hope someone eventually fools them so that Ligma Balls is thought of as a name.

 

[Jormungandr]

Musk fired the senior staff 'for cause'; no golden parachutes for them now.

My guess is Elon has the real bot numbers now, and the evidence to show where any misrepresentation of numbers was put in the system, which means he could show the senior leadership was lying to him.

Holy shit, this is utterly hilarious. No cushy severance for the woke nuts. This is basically an insult to them, too.

 

[Cherico]

Holy shit, this is utterly hilarious. No cushy severance for the woke nuts. This is basically an insult to them, too.

In all honesty he's got a very good legal case for firing them with just cause.

 

[Karmic Acumen]

The latest cope on the internet: Vijaya and her trust and safety coders were the only thing protecting user anonimity from foreign governments, and with her gone Elon will be eaten alive by the Saudis. This is proof that he spent the last few months being dropped on his head repeatedly. /S

 

[Jormungandr]

The latest cope on the internet: Vijaya and her trust and safety coders were the only thing protecting user anonimity from foreign governments, and with her gone Elon will be eaten alive by the Saudis. This is proof that he spent the last few months being dropped on his head repeatedly. /S

The Leftoid cope and salt is hilarious to watch. They're proverbially melting down like a five year old child throwing a tantrum that they can't have any more sweets.

 

[Carrot of Truth]

The latest cope on the internet: Vijaya and her trust and safety coders were the only thing protecting user anonimity from foreign governments, and with her gone Elon will be eaten alive by the Saudis. This is proof that he spent the last few months being dropped on his head repeatedly. /S

I guess they forgot that the house of Saud were part owners before the buyout.

 

[Buba]

Holy shit, this is utterly hilarious. No cushy severance for the woke nuts.

Musk will probably spend that money on lawyers fending off litigation. Still, money better spent than paying the cunts.
Even if he loses the cunts will be "bereft and destitute" (not) for years!

Elon will be eaten alive by the Saudis

Is he halal? Or maybe a fatwa will make him edible?

 

[bintananth]

Is he halal? Or maybe a fatwa will make him edible?

Cannibalism is about as haram as you can get.

 

[Husky_Khan]

Feeling really bad for all of these Data Engineers. It's not just Mr. Rahul Ligma or Mr. Johnson. It's the whole team... This guy worked for Twitter for six years and even owned a Tesla.



Hope his husband and wife will be okay.

 

[Karmic Acumen]

Feeling really bad for all of these Data Engineers. It's not just Mr. Rahul Ligma or Mr. Johnson. It's the whole team... This guy worked for Twitter for six years and even owned a Tesla.



Hope his husband and wife will be okay.

You mean his husband and his husband's wife?

 

[Carrot of Truth]

You mean his husband and his husband's wife?

You missed it, Think about what they said their names were "Ligma, Johnson" it was 4d trolling.

 

[Karmic Acumen]

You missed it, Think about what they said their names were "Ligma, Johnson" it was 4d trolling.

Nope, I was commenting on the other thing. Unless I misremember, he said he needed to get home to his husband and his husband's wife. Like, he was married to the man, but the man was married to a woman he wasn't married to. Trollception.