Military Cringe Thread

Bacle

When the effort is no longer profitable...
Founder
No one cares what someone like you thinks of tje ad...
And yet, I'm not the only sort dunking on it; there are plenty of military members dunking on it that I've seen on some Discords.

Turns out, outside of motards, most military members are seeing the ad for the recycled joke it is.

I mean, the military is hurting for bodies everywhere, even the 'soft' PR/PA/recruiting side, because most people the military wants in these days are well enough informed about the shitshow the Army, and US military in general, has become due to wokeness, corporatism in uniform, the 'up or out' waste of personnel, the QoL like black mold or toxic water or jet fuel in the fresh water lines on ships, etc, that they don't see the upside to joining when 99% of the benefits of the military can be got in civie life for a lot less hassle and bullshit.

The military has not had a good time with recruiting because it keeps trying to pretend it can eat it's cake and have it to (wokeness vs recruiting numbers), while also pretending it's own shit doesn't stink (VA neglect/abuses).

It's just unlike you, a lot of people aren't pretending the emperor, and his generals, are in resplendent robes while standing stark naked.
 

Zachowon

The Army Life for me! The POG life for me!
Founder
Bacle, I am active duty.
I work woth people who have been serving before a lot of us were born.
Hell, I have spoken to plenty of vets who say they would rather have that then Army Strong.
Because the whole thing about Be All you Can be, is it is the truth.

Unlike what you believe about the military, there is more to it then you will ever know.

Wanna know ow something else?
The VA has nothing to do with the military.
It is run outside the DoD.
Because that's just hoe it is.

Amd wokeness is a problem because if people like you.
"NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN BECAUSE IF WOKENESS!" Is caused by "REPEMT FOR YOUR VIETNAM SINS!" and all the other bullshit you have spewed about the military.

The military doesn't cater to your group.

Basically, the Marines are able to use the same stuff and reuse old stuff but the second the Army does its stupid.

Like every person that believes the shit you do about the military
 

Bacle

When the effort is no longer profitable...
Founder
Bacle, I am active duty.
I work woth people who have been serving before a lot of us were born.
Hell, I have spoken to plenty of vets who say they would rather have that then Army Strong.
Because the whole thing about Be All you Can be, is it is the truth.

Unlike what you believe about the military, there is more to it then you will ever know.
You see the problem with going to what the older folks, who are already in the service, believe will work for recruiting? It really should be fairly obvious to someone not coming at this from the inside.

It is young blood and bodies that are needed, so trying to appeal to the sensibilities of older folks is often counterproductive. Not that I expect many military members to be willing to say 'Sit down Col. Boomer, you don't know how to run Zoomer PR.', because admitting that the old ways don't always work is something the military hates doing unless forced to.
Wanna know ow something else?
The VA has nothing to do with the military.
It is run outside the DoD.
Because that's just hoe it is.
This completely ignores the role that VA benefits have played in recruiting campaigns for decades, and is trying to skate on a technicality.

Just because the VA is not directly under the DoD, IN NO WAY changes it's association with the military and military life, because it's not random civies who get to go to VA clinics (thank god, given the quality of the VA for years).

But hey, you want to insist VA shit should have no bearing on the recruiting issues, when it very much does, no wonder the Army's PR dept sucks if this is the interior feed back they get from motards.
Amd wokeness is a problem because if people like you.
"NO ONE WANTS TO JOIN BECAUSE IF WOKENESS!" Is caused by "REPEMT FOR YOUR VIETNAM SINS!" and all the other bullshit you have spewed about the military.

The military doesn't cater to your group.
There is a reason the military does not use Vietnam imagery when trying to recruit, a reason that has everything to do with that being an unjust war the US military cannot admit it should not have fought and the the fact that it is a lingering black eye on the US military it tries to stick make-up over anytime it's mentioned.

We should not have been in Vietnam to begin with, and were only there because France threaten to join the commies if we didn't try to help them keep their colony.

The military increasingly cannot afford to be as picky as it once was, because people saw through the PR illusions and internal propaganda the US military put out, riding on the WW2 glory and thinking it would last forever.

Also, you'd be surprised that other Army folks are still trying to recruit me for NG or PA shit on Discord, because they actually realize how bad the ads has been and how stupid the militarizes PR campaigns have generally been for the past few decades. Plus, those nice bonuses/promotions for referring a recruit do exist, and the military is hard up for bodies pretty much everywhere except the Air Force.

Though realistically, if I wanted to serve, I'd go to the Coasties; much, much better QoL, more stable home-life, and I like boats more than tanks.

Also, there are more people like me in this nation now, and those even more skeptical of military life as it currently is, than there are like you, and that ratio is likely to get even worse going forward. Deal with the populace you have, not the populace you wish you had.

Which do you think will get more potential recruits; only preaching to the choir of those already in uniform, and thus representing a shrinking subset of the non-woke population? Or realizing that if the military can unfuck itself enough to make people like me cheer others joining again, instead cringing at their potential misfortune, maybe they can get the recruiting numbers back up again.
Basically, the Marines are able to use the same stuff and reuse old stuff but the second the Army does its stupid.

Like every person that believes the shit you do about the military
Marine's never took draftees, they are all volunteer, always have been, and the Marine's are the ones who guard POTUS/guard the Navy's nukes.

Army PR will never come close to matching that, shouldn't even try. It'd be better off advertising about being an Patriot/ABM operator or part of the Corp of Engineers.

I mean fuck, the Army could do worse than just going to Bethasda and asking the Fallout people to handle their PR from now on, it's probably work better on the younger gens than old Boomerisms like the latest ad campaign.
 

lloyd007

Well-known member

Oh my god, the military really, really fucked up the PR on this one.
The PR fkup was pulling the ads because of something outside the context of the ad, maybe if / when he's convicted pull the ads but as it is what happens if nothing comes of it? You've shotgunned your own foot for nothing that's what.

Pull the ads because they've failed, not because of accusations.
 

King Arts

Well-known member
They definitely didn't fail.
They were doing pretty good
They pulled the ad. Because of wokeist purity spiraling. Oh no da actor beat his wife! Who gives a shit if he is a rapist just because he is a bad person doesn’t mean that if you use products he made you support everything he does.

The Army can hire a guy and if it turns out later he is a shithole they should not even bring it up, if someone else brings it up they should say wow that person is a terrible human being. There is no need to address it use the Trump method just don’t care.
 

bintananth

behind a desk
This is kinda funny in a sad, pathetic way.

He literally blew up his life to... win arguments in a video game.
Hey now, video games are SERIOUS BUSINESS!™ and:

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ThatZenoGuy

Zealous Evolutionary Nano Organism
Comrade
This is kinda funny in a sad, pathetic way.

He literally blew up his life to... win arguments in a video game.
Its honestly sad how the game devs are so retarded that people have to resort to classified primary documents to get information into their thick heads.

Just to point out an example of how batshit smoothbrain paramecium intelligence they are, their official staff misinterpreted "Hohlladung" (shaped charge/HEAT) as "Minengeschoss" (Mine Shell/High capacity HE).

I should stress they made this 'mistake' with two cutaways of projectiles next to said words, they not only misunderstand basic German words (you can literally throw these in google translate for fuck sake), but they misunderstand basic engineering principles, shell design, and pictures of CHILD DRAWING complexity.

Now either they are incredibly fucking stupid, or deliberately biased and intentionally fucking around with sources as they see fit. Neither are appropriate at all though.
 

PsihoKekec

Swashbuckling Accountant
It looks like shortage of skilled personnel are so bad they are now calling up reserves to fill in the gaps.

Ordering the Selected Reserve and Certain Members of the Individual Ready Reserve of the Armed Forces to Active Duty | The White House

By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, including sections 121 and 12304 of title 10, United States Code, I hereby determine that it is necessary to augment the active Armed Forces of the United States for the effective conduct of Operation Atlantic Resolve in and around the United States European Command's area of responsibility. In furtherance of this operation, under the stated authority, I hereby authorize the Secretary of Defense, and the Secretary of Homeland Security with respect to the Coast Guard when it is not operating as a service in the Navy, under their respective jurisdictions, to order to active duty any units, and any individual members not assigned to a unit organized to serve as a unit of the Selected Reserve, or any member in the Individual Ready Reserve mobilization category and designated as essential under regulations prescribed by the Secretary concerned, not to exceed 3,000 total members at any one time, of whom not more than 450 may be members of the Individual Ready Reserve, as they deem necessary, and to terminate the service of those units and members ordered to active duty.

Who would have though that fucking over people with vax and woke stuff could have consequences.
 

Jormungandr

The Midgard Wyrm
Founder
It looks like shortage of skilled personnel are so bad they are now calling up reserves to fill in the gaps.

Ordering the Selected Reserve and Certain Members of the Individual Ready Reserve of the Armed Forces to Active Duty | The White House



Who would have though that fucking over people with vax and woke stuff could have consequences.
Looks like their quotas for people that are like biracial daughters of lesbians and transgender engineers aren't filling the needed positions, eh?

That US Army recruitment ad -- you know, the one about "who controls your Patriot Missile defences", and the soldier is a Californian daughter of two "proud moms" -- is just fucking cringe.
 

TheRejectionist

TheRejectionist
It looks like shortage of skilled personnel are so bad they are now calling up reserves to fill in the gaps.

Ordering the Selected Reserve and Certain Members of the Individual Ready Reserve of the Armed Forces to Active Duty | The White House



Who would have though that fucking over people with vax and woke stuff could have consequences.
Looks like their quotas for people that are like biracial daughters of lesbians and transgender engineers aren't filling the needed positions, eh?

That US Army recruitment ad -- you know, the one about "who controls your Patriot Missile defences", and the soldier is a Californian daughter of two "proud moms" -- is just fucking cringe.





These two made videos on the subject.

I think even the army base near where I live are talking about it...
 

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