Media/Journalism Cringe Megathread - Hot off the Presses

Cherico

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I feel insulted as an Italian. That looks like a couple slices of Gelbani mozzarella I can get at the grocery store for five bucks.


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Rocinante

Russian Bot
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she got ripped off.
Not really.

Depends on your definition of ripped off. Rich people just want to spend money. It's only a rip off if they're being marketed as good deals. No, this is marketed towards "you're rich and have money that the plebs don't"

What she's getting is more than just food. It's a statement.

What's the difference between a $200 bottle of wine, and a $2000 bottle of wine? $1800.

They're just rich people trying to spend money to feel better about themselves.
 

Ixian

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Is this real? Don't doubt that it is, but I want to verify before I start sending to people

I don't know about that particular photo, but I noticed several news articles I was reading on CNN, NBC, and ABC all showed elementary school photos of the shooter when he was a child instead of any of the widely available recent photos.
 

Typhonis

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In my opinion...school shootings should be treated like a suicide. Why? So we keep the idea out of the public conscious and give people ideas. Sure reporting it happened is fine. Reporting the facts is good but going over the shooters history? No don't do that reduce him to State man or State woman. Like they do with other crimes.

Florida man wrestles gator. Wins 2 out of 3 matches. New York man convicted of Embezzlement. Ohio Woman charged with being public nuisance. Don't sensationalize the damn event.
 

Husky_Khan

The Dog Whistler... I mean Whisperer.
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You know all the casuals who believe there's a lot of commonality between the German Stg44 and the Russian Ak-47?

Yeah turns out it's actually the direct ancestor of America's rifle, the AR-15!

The Washington Posts Marc Fischer reports on how the rifle of Nazi Stormtroopers evolved into the School Shooter weapon of choice.

 

Bear Ribs

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David Weissman, former Trumper who saw the light and became a progressive Democrat, was displeased at how Elon Musk was winning votes so he put up his own poll to show AOC was more popular.

As of this moment, AOC has less than 20% of the votes.


Of course, the cope is strong with them. Some favorite comments:


 

Zyobot

Just a time-traveling robot stranded on Earth.
You know all the casuals who believe there's a lot of commonality between the German Stg44 and the Russian Ak-47?

Yeah turns out it's actually the direct ancestor of America's rifle, the AR-15!

The Washington Posts Marc Fischer reports on how the rifle of Nazi Stormtroopers evolved into the School Shooter weapon of choice.



So... does that make environmentalists and pro-infrastructure spending people crypto-Nazis, then? Because, as I understand it, the Reich was one of the first to pass meaningful conservation laws to protect German forests, and the Autobähn only got going under Nazi rule.

But, then again, logical fallacies (i.e., "guilt by association") haven't stopped propagandists before, nor their naive followers from guzzling it up, regurgitating it to likeminded sheeple elsewhere, and cultivating voting patterns that lead America horribly astray in the long run. :rolleyes:
 

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