Media/Journalism Cringe Megathread - Hot off the Presses

AnimalNoodles

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Lol, they are not even hiding it anymore. They are full blown religious at this point. Imagine saying that your rational and yet advocate for Original Sin.
Ah yes, the lincoln project in open verse:

Invade the world
Invite the world
Low taxes for wall street
And no healthcare for you
No freedom of speech either
unless you want to bomb iran
to Lower taxes
or import infinity mexicans.
The deplorables dont get a say
But AIPAC does.
unlimited gibs for israel
But no wall for america.
Bombing Iran and the Arabs
We dont want your opinion deplorable
but you had better fight and die for us
So we can
Outsource your industries
Unlimited Indians in Silicon valley
Unlimited mexicans in texas
So hedgefund managers can buy a new diamond toilet for their rape islands
In the Caribbean

A sane and sober Republican party!

Thank you! i spent 10 second thinking up this masterpiece.
 
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LordsFire

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The face behind the Twitter bluecheck hack.

We have a real life Laughing Man on our hands, and the mugshot just says 'I already won'.
Given he's a minor, and it was a website hack where no lives were directly threatened, decent odds he gets tried as a minor, and feels relatively light repercussions for this.

And in exchange, he becomes an internet legend, and could probably have a lot of job security to go into white-hat hacking for the rest of his life.
 

Tzeentchean Perspective

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A month ago before Whitehall was set to members only, someone in the BLM protest thread linked to an article from a Thai-based news websites that basically talked about the protests in Minneapolis as though it was "a western news site talking about a former European colony" filled with terms like "former British colony of America" and "ethnic tensions". I don't care enough to find it again, it was funny, but alas, still inaccurate. After all, we all now that in many nations formed after decolonization, the oppressed minorities form actual armed insurgent groups across wide swaths of land that launch attacks on government military facilities. BLM just burns down their own neighborhoods and gets pandered by major corporations.
 

Urabrask Revealed

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They reveal to the world how utterly afraid they are of a seeming lie. That just makes people more curious why that specific message has to be "fact-checked".
 

Terthna

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They reveal to the world how utterly afraid they are of a seeming lie. That just makes people more curious why that specific message has to be "fact-checked".
I give equal odds that they either can't tell the difference between a lie and a joke, or they're just looking to justify the existence of their jobs by doing pointless busywork.
 

Husky_Khan

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Given he's a minor, and it was a website hack where no lives were directly threatened, decent odds he gets tried as a minor, and feels relatively light repercussions for this.

And in exchange, he becomes an internet legend, and could probably have a lot of job security to go into white-hat hacking for the rest of his life.
Important Update!


Hackers gonna hack...

 
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