After getting a hang of the game after changes from EA, I'm starting my own playthrough and I'm fairly set on going with either
Team Evul!:
1&2 Bitches 'R' US, i.e. the LE and NE girls
3 - me - Half Orc Shaman Kielbasa, Nature Domain, who blungedones his foes with his Mighty Sausage, i.e. a salami (counts as a d4 club). As I'm Nature Domain - I get the Druidic Cantrip with difficult Irish name which transforms the salami into a d8+2 magic weapon and which now works off WIS and not STR.
13 8 16 10 16 12 (STR later brought up with Heavy Armour Master Feat to 14)
My character would fit right in with the less bright characters in Dukes of Hazzard
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Polish idiom - "freshly shaken out off a tree"
- hence Background "Outlander";
Will multiclass into Fighter/Champion to bring glory to Gruumsh. WAAAGH!
4 - undecided. Should be the baddest Bad Boy of them all, Astarion CE, but I can't stomach him as party member, so probably Gale NN/CN. Maybe a Hireling - but I'd lose out on dialogues and Inspirations
Team Kick Ass for Goodness
1 - Drow/Half-Drow Sword Dancer Rorrikonriel, i.e. Miss SBBBBBBW - Spectacular Beautiful Big Boned Brawny Ball Busting Woman
15 10 14 8 16 12 (STR later brought up with Heavy Armour Mistress Feat to 16)
A follower of Elistraee, the CG Drow Goddess of Fencing and Perfomance Arts, in Priestess School she has shown herself to be dumb as rocks but regularly won the
troll tossing event, hence the High Priestesses Council decided to put her impressive physique to appropriate use and prepared her for missionary work in dangerous places. Hence War Domain and background "Soldier".
Will multiclass into Bard/College of Swords as
She can sing! She can dance! She can play the tamburine!
2 - Karlach - the two will get along like a house on fire
3 - Wyll - he hates GAWBLINS! hence Best Boy status.
4 - Gale?
Team KAFG lacks a 2nd healer - I hate having only one (especially one mostly interested in prancing about and chopping up nasties while singing "I'm a party girl ..." ). I will find some remedy eventualy - one of the boys either gets respecified, multiclasses or gets the Cleric Adept Feat.