TheRejectionist
TheRejectionist
I swear @Buba I was expecting the game to be put out of early access next year at best 🤣
PC Gaming Baldurs Gate 3
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Doesn't "Baldur's Gate 3" involve shall we say intimate relations with a bear which is actually a female druid which- in human form- is not a scantily-clad busty forest druid like Frank Frazetta might draw but a small girl? And that she is a few thousand years old to make it "legit?"
And you people wonder why I'm black pilled.
And you people wonder why I'm black pilled.
Buba
A total creep
No.
It is a male High Elf Druid in his "wild shape" as a bear* assfucking a male High Elf Rogue - who also happens to be a Vampire.
As is to be expected from Elves ... [SNICKERS IN KHAZALID]
The Vamprie also is infected with ... no, not Elven Gallopant Crotchrot, as one would expect, but a brain affecting magical tadpole. Sheesh, those surface elves ... bucnh of perverts [ROLLS EYES IN DROW WHILE WHIPPING SIMP]
To get that on the screen you must play as the High Elf Vampire - a messed up piece of work even without bi-sexuality, then add the "Bear of an Elf" to the party, and then have one "romance" the other.
No Lollis in the game.
* in some English dialects "bear" is the term for "butch" male homosexual, IMO intentional and witty wordplay by Larian Studios
It is a male High Elf Druid in his "wild shape" as a bear* assfucking a male High Elf Rogue - who also happens to be a Vampire.
As is to be expected from Elves ... [SNICKERS IN KHAZALID]
The Vamprie also is infected with ... no, not Elven Gallopant Crotchrot, as one would expect, but a brain affecting magical tadpole. Sheesh, those surface elves ... bucnh of perverts [ROLLS EYES IN DROW WHILE WHIPPING SIMP]
To get that on the screen you must play as the High Elf Vampire - a messed up piece of work even without bi-sexuality, then add the "Bear of an Elf" to the party, and then have one "romance" the other.
No Lollis in the game.
* in some English dialects "bear" is the term for "butch" male homosexual, IMO intentional and witty wordplay by Larian Studios
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Val the Moofia Boss
Well-known member
The advertising of bestiality and genital customization is concerning.
Buba
A total creep
Genital customisation in cRPG has been around for ages, sadly
Amusingly, in Cyberpunk 2077 after designing a Majestic Mighty Manhood or Irresistable Dainty Hoohaa you never get to see them
How far behind can pedophilia be, especially since it's starting to be normalized now?
Look, make a list- on one side, every single argument you can imagine FOR normalizing pedophilia, then on the other every argument AGAINST, and...
Hey, wait a minute. Doesn't it look...familiar?
That's right, the "for" for all of the degeneracy and lunacy normalized over the past few decades have always prevailed against the "against." Every single time. What makes anyone think this will be different? That is exactly where we are heading, and on that day the world needs another killer asteroid.
Look, make a list- on one side, every single argument you can imagine FOR normalizing pedophilia, then on the other every argument AGAINST, and...
Hey, wait a minute. Doesn't it look...familiar?
That's right, the "for" for all of the degeneracy and lunacy normalized over the past few decades have always prevailed against the "against." Every single time. What makes anyone think this will be different? That is exactly where we are heading, and on that day the world needs another killer asteroid.
From the most random source ever, a social media post on the Chinese app Weibo from the Belgian Embassy congratulating Larian, the developers, on selling over five million units of Baldurs Gate 3 on Steam alone. The game is also available on GOG.com and CD Projekt Red's own digital storefront.
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Baldur's Gate 3 Topped 5.2 Million Units Sold on Steam, Says Belgian Embassy
Baldur's Gate 3 has already sold over 5.2 million units on Steam alone, not counting GOG, according to the Belgian Embassy.
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Buba
A total creep
For a game called Baldur's Gate to fail a company would have to try really hard to fail - an achive an Epic! failFrom the most random source ever, a social media post on the Chinese app Weibo from the Belgian Embassy congratulating Larian, the developers, on selling over five million units of Baldurs Gate 3 on Steam alone. The game is also available on GOG.com and CD Projekt Red's own digital storefront.
Baldur's Gate 3 Topped 5.2 Million Units Sold on Steam, Says Belgian Embassy
Baldur's Gate 3 has already sold over 5.2 million units on Steam alone, not counting GOG, according to the Belgian Embassy.
As BG3 is simply well made - or very well made - it is destinied to set records.
Besides poor performance in Act 3 (I have yet to get there) controller control
could be better. Also, why does the game fry the CPU during character creation?!?Am enjoying couch co-op mode with my Little Boy - and buying a new PC to play it on my own (JEERING SOUNDS IN GIRL - "boys and their andropauzal toys!!!1")
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Agent23
Ни шагу назад!
Not familiar with WH Fantasy, I thought the Orcs there were normal?
So, is this thing any good?
From what I hear it is pretty massive with a lot of shiny stuff that is not exactly necessary.
Like the overly-fancy rolling system, and bear sex.
From everyone I have heard playing it, they absolutely love it.
The flashy dice yeah.
The sex is completely optional, and the bear is the main character if druid type of thing.
The story is really good from what I hear.
Ever play the divinity series?
Agent23
Ни шагу назад!
Meh...
And I hear the waifus are ass ugly...
I ha e most of them, originals and the new remakes, haven't played them, don't have the time, sadly.
Or the mood(I did grind 120+ hours of Darktide recently...)
This is by Larian, so I assume it is a highly upgraded Divinity: Original Sin?
I own that one, I tried playing a bit of it and it couldn't really catch my attention.
And I haven't even played through the original BG games, either.
My experience with D&D videogames is limited to NWN and a bit of the Planescape remake.
Pillars of Eternity and Tyranny, too, if those count.
So you would have to ask @S'task about the pathfinder games.
I have played NWN and Original sin 2.
Honestly? You may have to play it yourself to figure out about the waifus or Google it.
From what I saw, it is basically divinity but better.
Except the story line follows that of the BG series.
Buba
A total creep
@Agent23 - what @Zachowon said.
As to WH Orcs - I've been out of the loop a bit, so I'm not sure if they were explicity made into mushrooms a la WH4OK, but half-orcs (and half-elves) were eliminated in the setting in the mid '90s. The two pointy ear races were "dehumanised". As Little Boy prior to this year was largely oblivious of various DnD settings having half-orcs run around - meaning that they have a Mommy and Daddy and that one was NOT an Orc is a concept he is wrapping his mind arouind
As to WH Orcs - I've been out of the loop a bit, so I'm not sure if they were explicity made into mushrooms a la WH4OK, but half-orcs (and half-elves) were eliminated in the setting in the mid '90s. The two pointy ear races were "dehumanised". As Little Boy prior to this year was largely oblivious of various DnD settings having half-orcs run around - meaning that they have a Mommy and Daddy and that one was NOT an Orc is a concept he is wrapping his mind arouind
OK, so while there are some superficial things that are like Divinity: Original Sin and Divinity Original Sin 2, since BGH3 is built using that engine, they play very, VERY differently due to the underlying game mechanics being so different.
BG3 has a much more conservative action economy and thus what you can do in a round is much more defined but easy to understand. This means the certain attributes are much less important, and you can build characters that are more focused. Plus you have a strict class system unlike the classless character build system that Divinity OS series had.
That said, combat is strictly turn based, rather than real time with pause like was done in older BG games, as well as NWN and Pillars of Eternity. Though in my experience for these games turned based is actually strictly superior way of playing the game, especially if you prefer spellcasters.
And if you're most interested in husbandos... well... you also have everything from the charming sparkly "I can fix him" vampire, to the sweetheart nerdy "I can fix him" wizard, to the noble "I'm a good boy with just enough edge to make you wet" warlock, to the "I'm not here for conventional relationships" druid.
BG3 has a much more conservative action economy and thus what you can do in a round is much more defined but easy to understand. This means the certain attributes are much less important, and you can build characters that are more focused. Plus you have a strict class system unlike the classless character build system that Divinity OS series had.
That said, combat is strictly turn based, rather than real time with pause like was done in older BG games, as well as NWN and Pillars of Eternity. Though in my experience for these games turned based is actually strictly superior way of playing the game, especially if you prefer spellcasters.
Only one of the waifus are not conventionally attractive... and that one is the setting equivalent of a gray alien, she's quite attractive... for a Githyanki (you can only do so much, they are humanoid but very off from normal humans) and she has an entire dommy-mommy vibe. The half-elf and Tiefling female companions are perfectly conventionally attractive, the half-elf having goth with a heart of gold vibes and the other being the sweetheart tomboy jock GF. Oh and for evil playthroughs you have the actually evil goth GF drow.
And if you're most interested in husbandos... well... you also have everything from the charming sparkly "I can fix him" vampire, to the sweetheart nerdy "I can fix him" wizard, to the noble "I'm a good boy with just enough edge to make you wet" warlock, to the "I'm not here for conventional relationships" druid.
Blasterbot
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Party I am running is Wyll, Gale, and Karlach. I generally prefer to play CHA face characters since MC was the only character to make those rolls made a bard. so I skipped shadow heart because her tsundere attitude annoyed me. put Asterion in the camp since while he can do skill monkey stuff better than me Wyll can do solid damage still and doesn't want me to kick puppies. and githyanki just was no. i don't care about her looks but she was such a bitch. thankfully Karlach is a gem. apparently there is some drama online about how Githyanki girl is the least popular girl to waifu. that said she does seem to popular among people who want to be stepped on.
still is a fun game if you enjoyed NWN you will likely enjoy the game. if you haven't picked it up yet consider following it and picking it up on sale. odds are it will come the winter sale on steam.
still is a fun game if you enjoyed NWN you will likely enjoy the game. if you haven't picked it up yet consider following it and picking it up on sale. odds are it will come the winter sale on steam.
Buba
A total creep
But be delighted to watch.
A search will flood you with them
Then again, this game simply might not be for you.
The faces ain't e.g. FF style but "more edge", "more scars", "more piercings" etc.
Orky
I tried to make a character looking like a killer lolli (as nothing screams FUN! like a 150cm/40kg blonde blue-eyed angel with a blood-dripping two handed axe) but - my meagre skills aside - this might not be possible
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Carrot of Truth
War is Peace
So has anyone here played this game yet? I saw a few videos on youtube and said fuck it ill buy it. Its currently sitting at 73% on the download. I'm just wondering if I fucked up and wasted 60$ or not.