PC Gaming Baldurs Gate 3

[Carrot of Truth]

Excuse me?

Excuse you goblin boy

 

[Buba]

Can we go back to talking about how bangable Gith are or whatever?

Actually I misheard what the Tieflings were saying about our slender, lithe, with legs that go all the way, nubile Gith FL - since EA she's been a "mottled toad" to me, and not "yellow as a toad" ...

In unrelated news, if you google "Dubai call girls" the topmost hit will be the bg3 larian studies forum .
"Abortion pills in Kuwait" is heading in the same direction.
Some bot found the forum and its antiquated software and is flooding it with spam threads advertising the above.

 

[Carrot of Truth]

The best Waifu in BG3 she even has handles, I mean excellent horns!

 

[Blasterbot]

The best Waifu in BG3 she even has handles, I mean excellent horns!

an impressive rack to be sure. however I am all about Karlach.

 

[Buba]

an impressive rack to be sure. however I am all about Karlach.

LOL!
Brings back memories of a fanfic where the MC - a hunting lodge employee - was explaining that "hunters like to brag about bagging throphies with immpresive racks". As his exposition was given to a stone-faced female audience, once his brain caught up with his mouth, he felt kinda one inch tall ...

 

[Husky_Khan]

an impressive rack to be sure. however I am all about Karlach.

There's two awkward Tiefling girls with horns in the game as companion NPC's?!

 

[Carrot of Truth]

There's two awkward Tiefling girls with horns in the game as companion NPC's?!

Sadly you can't get Alfira as a companion

 

[ParadiseLost]

Sadly you can't get Alfira as a companion

Yes you can.

 

[Carrot of Truth]

Yes you can.

That bullshit does not count!

 

[Buba]

There's two awkward Tiefling girls with horns in the game as companion NPC's?!

As of today - no. But this is a "living" game, so who knows what Patch no.x will bring?
Besides Hot Momma Karlach you can only add a Tiefling boy to the Party.

Danton

bg3.wiki

You can change his stats and class and appearance (horns included), but not sex.

 

[Bassoe]

an impressive rack to be sure. however I am all about Karlach.

Additional music;

 

[Abhorsen]

So I just got to the part with one of the characters from BG 1 & 2, and I gotta say, they screwed it up.

Spoiler

Viconia deserved better. I know it's technically canon that she stayed loyal to Shar, but it was so much cooler when she turned good.

 

[Shipmaster Sane]

By the way Tieflings are canonically disturbing to be around and smell strongly like piss.

 

[Carrot of Truth]

By the way Tieflings are canonically disturbing to be around and smell strongly like piss.

If your piss smells like sulfur you should probably seek medical help immediately.

 

[Shipmaster Sane]

If your piss smells like sulfur you should probably seek medical help immediately.

One stop shopping for gunpowder!

 

[Bassoe]

Additional music;

...and now Miracle of Sound has joined the all-bards campaign.

 

[Buba]

Is there a Death Grindcore Black Epic Nordic Mongol Throatsinging Folkmetal version of the Karlach song?

Jonathan Young is showing his age, sadly

The last video is pre-Patch 3, as the armour still has an OTT gorgette. I know, I should go out more

 

[Buba]

LOL!
Just had Jaheira die on me - the Winged Ghouls got some Critical Hits in - [faux Russian accent a la Jaheira] - "Buba stronk, not hit F8".

 

[Abhorsen]

LOL!
Just had Jaheira die on me - the Winged Ghouls got some Critical Hits in - [faux Russian accent a la Jaheira] - "Buba stronk, not hit F8".

I never got why they used Jaheira, tbh. They should have brought back Jan Jansen instead. Much more fun.

 

[Buba]

IMO none of the "originals" should had been used.
And lvl 8? At her age? After the events of BG1&2? She should be like Elminster - off the charts ...
Here I can "buy" Minsc - being statusque degraded his capabilties.

Jansen? Was that the flatulent turnip obsessed nitwit? If yes - "we hates him, My Precious, we really does!"