PC Gaming Baldurs Gate 3

Jansen? Was that the flatulent turnip obsessed nitwit? If yes - "we hates him, My Precious, we really does!"
He was my favorite. His stories going nowhere were the best. Like I absolutely do those same sorta jokes where I make up a complete nonsense story for something. Plus, he's a gnome, he'd still be alive.
 
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This is a lot of roundabout effort on Larian's part for a 'you fucked yourself' joke.
Larian loves its "kinks".
And does not let me kill disgusting, filthy Tiefling criminals! I cannot kil Mol and her gang of reprobate, degenerate, unrepentant mutliple offender cutpurses!!!!11

In case you wanted to know, Goblin children - who are just as disgusting as Tiefling ones - can be killed but without XP ...
 
Larian loves its "kinks".
And does not let me kill disgusting, filthy Tiefling criminals! I cannot kil Mol and her gang of reprobate, degenerate, unrepentant mutliple offender cutpurses!!!!11
Are they invincible flagged? Or is it just you can't get them to turn hostile? Because I'm pretty sure a fire arrow at a few well-placed barrels can solve that problem otherwise.
 
Are they invincible flagged? Or is it just you can't get them to turn hostile? Because I'm pretty sure a fire arrow at a few well-placed barrels can solve that problem otherwise.
You hit the 10HP little filth for 20 damage and it comes back to full health immediatelly.

I admit I had not experimented with the barrels of fun
 
You hit the 10HP little filth for 20 damage and it comes back to full health immediatelly.

I admit I had not experimented with the barrels of fun
If this video hasn't already been posted here, check it out. Maybe this solution will work for you too. If nothing else, a modder might solve the issue eventually, though Nexus Mods will probably go all gay cuck on it too, so check here instead. The 'alternate body types naming' mod is finally up there now.

 
I love that video :)

I do use barrels that go BOOM! e.g. against the lady gnoll and her goons.
 
Oh, yes, it does, My Precious, it really does!
Of course, it is possible to to end it in a few minutes :p with "Jumping Timebomb" Gales as protagonist :D
 
Eh? Is this an easter egg or what?
Go on Youtube and search for fastest BG3 playthrough with Gale. Spoilerise I do not.
Jumping - fastest mode of getting around is by casting Enhance Leap (lasts "only" 10 turns but - as a Ritual Spell - is cast without using a Spell Slot) and jumping instead of running. Even STR8 Gale becomes a Bouncing Bunny :p

BTW - to overcome low STR character's tendency to "get lost" by not jumping with the rest of the Party, I always equip them with the Jump enhancing boots from the Goblin trader. The "Athlete" Feat which boosts jumping distance by half is excellent too!
 
Oh, yes, it does, My Precious, it really does!
Of course, it is possible to to end it in a few minutes :p with "Jumping Timebomb" Gales as protagonist :D
What is the fun in that ? I did by mistake and holy do I regret it...had to backtrack to my previous save.
No tentacle porn for you - or Minthara doing the Drow!Gurl thing, i.e. whipping some Hawt!Boi:
Why would anyone care about that ? I would for fade to black for those kind of things.
 

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