Patrick Stewart goes full crazy old man IDGAF actor:
Yeah I started chuckling about forty five seconds in. Patrick Stewart's patrician tone and esteemed presence combined with the absurdity of the moment and needless child abuse was actually quite amusing.
Anyways to continue this theme...
That explains all the obsession with the handplum.
I know you like that weirdo american rugby of yours, I was wondering why there were so many references to it in the ad.
Odds are by now if you had actively stopped trying to be funny, you would've posted a real banger by now completely unintentionally.
For example...
It gets pushed really hard by big porn.
Hehe... heh... heheh... ha...
*sighs*
Anyways...