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Jormungandr

The Midgard Wyrm
Founder
The homeless guy I'm acquainted with has a 5s with a cracked screen as his emergency backup. Overpriced and overhyped: yes. Unreliable: most certainly not.
...I gotta admit, I find that pretty strange to the point where I actually bluescreened for a moment.
 

bintananth

behind a desk

Random stuff like that is sorta standard for the Google Maps satellite view.

I once looked up an address to get an overhead view and noticed that my car was in the parking lot and that I was visible in the image walking towards a building at around 2:30-3:00PM during a 2021 August Wednesday.

The reason I know this is because part of the parking lot had just been re-blacktopped and was drying so there were no lines indicating where the parking spaces are.
 

ShadowArxxy

Well-known member
Comrade
Ouch. That's insane.

What that comes down to is, "This is specialized professional office equipment, it is priced for what architectural offices are willing to pay for necessary infrastructure." Keep in mind that a small to medium sized office would typically only have one or two such blueprint printers/plotters for the entire office.
 

bintananth

behind a desk
Do a certain degree I agree with you. And it's more than just me - there are league-like competitions - 2nd or 3rd string, I admit, e.g. the initial stage of the Scottish League Cup (or it the Challenge Cuop?) - where games ending on a draw are "un-tied" with a penalty shootout.
That's unlike basketball ... where you keep playing overtimes until the score isn't tied at the end of an overtime or one team runs out of players.

I've seen the latter happen. That was a bunch of Jr. HS girls playing each other to a 14 overtime 152-153 draw which ended when the ref blew the whistle, said "this is enough", and called it for the trailing team with about a minute to go in the 14th overtime because the one of the remaining four girls just committed her 5th foul.

Yes, 57 fouls in about 65 minutes - and a shitload of missed freethrows - played by 12yr old girls at a pace which made an NBA player go "You're joking? Right? You can't be serious? You're not joking. Fuck!"
 

bintananth

behind a desk
This is in large part what Tesla is about. This actually is reflected in how Tesla is styled and marketed. Look at a Tesla and compare it to other "Green" cars and note how different they look. Their lines aren't "green car" lines, the lines of most Teslas fall into the Sports Sedan area. Heck, the high end Teslas are marketed and compete with Sports Sedans, not with other electric vehicles.

This seems like a silly aside, right? Yes, Teslas look like sports sedans, but stop and really think about that. What are Sports Sedans? They are one of the ultimate expressions of upper middle class lifestyle. They are a compromise car meant to be functional for families and daily driving, while still being fun and aggressive to drive. Sports sedan's are primarily meant for MEN and not just any men, but men who need to make a compromise between functionality and fun... AKA... "fathers".
To elaborate on this ...

The 2-door sports car I drive (a '99 Toyota Solara) is derived from a Toyota Camry. It outpowers a contemporary BMW three series and is large enough that my fat ass can take a nap the passenger seat while wrapped in blankets. There's also enough space in the trunk for several lawn chairs and a picnic table.
 

bintananth

behind a desk
It's more the case that you're letting your TDS overlook the corruption on display in this case.
I am not a lawyer but I have been legal counsel for someone who didn't want a public defender. Less than $1 is what I got paid and he was found to be "not guilty".
 

bintananth

behind a desk
That... is not legal.
It is.

I made it very clear that I wasn't a lawyer. The Judge said that was ok because the guy I was defending was very clear about not wanting to be defended by a court appointed attorney.

EDIT: You have the right to counsel. That counsel doesn't have to be a lawyer if you don't want a lawyer.
 
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