"Woke" Franchises

Some people won't play anything but a disruptive wish-fufilment self-insert unless they're forced to by the GM/ST.

Hey some GMs are more than willing to roll with that. DOOM was inspired by a crit 1 on a demon summoning during a D&D session. I'm not joking

The D&D Game That Inspired DOOM

Yes, Virginia D&D was the Great grandfather of the First Person Shooter.
 
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Jaenera Targaryen

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Hey some GMs are more than willing to roll with that. DOOM was inspired by a crit 1 on a demon summoning during a D&D session. I'm not joking

The D&D Game That Inspired DOOM

Yes, Virginia D&D was the Great grandfather of the First Person Shooter.

In all honesty? All the GMs I've met and played with are pretty much up with anything...well, almost anything. Furries are one thing we've never been willing to stomach*. The other is FATAL, although we never really knew about it until I looked up 'bad RPGs' and that one came up on top.

It's like...that Aristocrat joke, only someone decided to take it seriously. Emperor's. Balls. Seriously, WTF?

*Unless it's to kill them, I've actually participated in a couple of DH RPs that basically boil down to using furry mutants as firewood. Ironic, considering we sometimes roleplay as monstergirls. Obligatory monstergirl =/= furry.
 

bintananth

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@Jaenera Targaryen, @KilroywasNOTHere: It does depend on the GM/ST.

In all honesty? All the GMs I've met and played with are pretty much up with anything...well, almost anything. Furries are one thing we've never been willing to stomach*. The other is FATAL, although we never really knew about it until I looked up 'bad RPGs' and that one came up on top.

It's like...that Aristocrat joke, only someone decided to take it seriously. Emperor's. Balls. Seriously, WTF?

*Unless it's to kill them, I've actually participated in a couple of DH RPs that basically boil down to using furry mutants as firewood. Ironic, considering we sometimes roleplay as monstergirls. Obligatory monstergirl =/= furry.
Ah, FATAL. I've heard of that spoken of with fearful hushed whispers by a player who had the misfortune of experiencing it ...
 

Jaenera Targaryen

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I remember reading about one 40k RP group whose GM went out of the furry closet during a game, with the players proceeding to totally mess it up out of spite. Don't remember where I read it, though.

Ah, FATAL. I've heard of that spoken of with fearful hushed whispers by a player who had the misfortune of experiencing it ...

Oh, God. Just reading about that game was...I don't know. Messed up...? To say the least, how about actually playing it?
 

Bear Ribs

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I remember reading about one 40k RP group whose GM went out of the furry closet during a game, with the players proceeding to totally mess it up out of spite. Don't remember where I read it, though.



Oh, God. Just reading about that game was...I don't know. Messed up...? To say the least, how about actually playing it?
It's pretty much unplayable, I was in a group that tried so we could write "terrible games" blog posts about it.

That said character building can be surprisingly fun, despite how obtuse the process is, just because you can roll up such ridiculous results. Everything is random and there's little sense behind the numbers as a whole. One player rolled up a gnome that could somehow fit in her own vagina due to rolling minimum body dimensions and maximum vaginal circumference and depth. It's like playing one of those random roll CYOAs where you're basically just giggling about how stupid a set of results you get.

Once you get to actual playing, though, it falls apart completely because of the terrible system. For starters it's absurdly lethal, like Dungeon Crawl Classics lethal. Except that where you can generate a DCC character in a minute or so, and the game encourages you to start with, like, half a dozen characters and expect to lose most of them in the first adventure, FATAL expects you to spend 45 minutes lovingly building your character only to lose them in the first two minutes of gameplay, and it only takes two minutes because of how many tables you have to roll on to resolve the first enemy attack. There are individual spells where you need to solve quadratic equations to figure out the radius of the fireball* and if you fumble there's a chance your spell will kill every living thing on the planet so it's not really clear why the world even still exists given the high probability and the fact that the PCs aren't the only ones who cast spells.


*I don't think it was actually a fireball, can't remember the exact spell.
 

ThatZenoGuy

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The FATAL character creator is amazing. I've read a few 4chan threads about it, and my favorite was the Orc woman who's tongue was long enough that she could steal from people's stomachs, and she was 'spacious' enough down below to smuggle small children.
 

Husky_Khan

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Hey some GMs are more than willing to roll with that. DOOM was inspired by a crit 1 on a demon summoning during a D&D session. I'm not joking

The D&D Game That Inspired DOOM

Yes, Virginia D&D was the Great grandfather of the First Person Shooter.

I'm more impressed that John Carmack as a DM was willing to entertain having a split party to manage for a significant amount of in game time. That's my real Demonic Hell On Earth.

Not surprising after reading that to see how successful John Carmack has become with such impressive nerd management experience.
 

ThatZenoGuy

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Allanon

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I cannot understand why the woke still dominate things. They have caused failure after failure, Hollywood is all but dead, doesn't the fact that they are causing people to lose everything will make people tell the woke brigade where to go, if only for selfish financial reasons?
 

Karmic Acumen

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I cannot understand why the woke still dominate things. They have caused failure after failure, Hollywood is all but dead, doesn't the fact that they are causing people to lose everything will make people tell the woke brigade where to go, if only for selfish financial reasons?
Blackrock and Vanguard work by ruining businesses and then buying them up for cheap.
 

The Whispering Monk

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Osaul
I cannot understand why the woke still dominate things. They have caused failure after failure, Hollywood is all but dead, doesn't the fact that they are causing people to lose everything will make people tell the woke brigade where to go, if only for selfish financial reasons?
Domination...really depends on WHERE you live and where you get your info.
Canada...yup, woke is being used for a beta test of Tyranny 3.0157.
Woke is really just the tool to divide the population and point them at themselves instead of the Government.

Other places the Woke are getting what they deserve, laughter and derision.
 

Allanon

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No.

As I said before, wokism is the golem run amok. The people who created it are finding themselves being ruined by it. Hollywood was a source of power, money, and even social influence for them, but that is being ruined. It is now LOSING them money, and they have turned much of the population hostile. My guess is it was never meant to go this far, but it has, so I would not be surprised to hear those very people saying how "we" must stand united against it.

Not happening.

But the shareholders, the people losing money- how much longer will they tolerate it all? Is anything happening with Nelson Peltz?
 

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