I have a confession. A friend of mine dragged me to a theater to watch it. he paid for it so whatever. I heard a grand total of 3 mild chuckles from him throughout the movie. there were 8 other people in the theater. they were exceptionally quiet. I walked in having been spoiled but not caring and unwilling to spoil it for my friend. I mostly alternated between mild disappointment and boredom through the movie.
I will say that the woman was super unlikeable but the movie seemed almost aware of it and kinda gave up on making her likeable until the very end where they pretend she had a character arc.
I will also say that while they did do to indie what they do to every old white male legacy character they have and made him depressed, divorced, old, bitter, and all that they didn't seem to go quite as far as they did with Luke.
overall 2/10 some pretty visuals and nostalgic music but still worse than crystal skull. seriously crystal skull was better at passing the torch to Shia LeBuff and that is sad.