bintananth
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Being called a living god was a day ending in "-y" for an Ancient Egyptian Pharoah.
Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee
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Bear Ribs
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This is not true. Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs lived before the invention of the letter y.
bintananth
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My username is a slightly mis-transliterated Ancient Egyptian name. That of a princess born c.1282BC, in fact.This is not true. Ancient Egyptian Pharaohs lived before the invention of the letter y.
Egyptian hieroglyphs do not include vowels, so we're just guessing.
My username is a slightly mis-transliterated Ancient Egyptian name. That of a princess born c.1282BC, in fact.
Egyptian hieroglyphs do not include vowels, so we're just guessing.
egyptian civilization survived the bronze age collapse they deserve respect for that alone because that was and remains completely fucking hardcore.
bintananth
behind a desk
They survived Alexander The Great and Julius Caesar too. They did not survive Marcus Antonius and Cleopatra VII pissing off Julius' nephew Octavian.
Sigh... no, it's the normies who keep saying things like that about us, mostly due to our ability to solve technical problems that are opaque to them.
Believe me, I know.
Van der Merwe goes to Egypt:
"Ag man, wat's hierdie?"
"Those are the Pyramids, Van. They're thousands of years old, and were built by Egypt's ancient rulers, the Pharoahs."
Van looks up at the vast structures, and muses to himself...
"Ja man, those ancient fair ou's must have needed a whole lot of dark ou's to move all those blocks!"
bintananth
behind a desk
Have you ever met someone from Egypt? Blonde hair and/or blue eyes is not unheard of and the Egyptians I've met generally look more like someone from Italy than someone from Sub-Saharan Africa.
I never said they were black, dude.
I take it you're not familiar with the premise of Van der Merwe jokes.
bintananth
behind a desk
No, I was not. Although a bit of googling did clear up my lack of knowledge.
Duke Nukem
Hail to the king baby
Surreal
Bear Ribs
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Actual scientific journal starting to get pissed off at being "fact-checked" and "deboonked."
notthebee.com
Read the blistering letter from the editors of one of world's most prestigious scientific journals, slamming one of Facebook's fact-checkers as "inaccurate, incompetent and irresponsible"
This kind of thing doesn't happen every day.
notthebee.com
From old state times,all pharaohs were officially living gods.Which do not change fact,that sometimes they get murdered,or somebody else really ruled.
And when they die,next pharaoh destroy his predecessor name on new buildings and replace it with his own.
stephen the barbarian
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Bear Ribs
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It's somewhat disturbing that the Bee can't figure out if this is parody or not, because I can't tell myself and I really hope it's a parody. There are a few clues it is but those could just be wishful thinking and excessive pattern recognition.
notthebee.com
I hope this article is satirical but maybe it's not, and if it is it fails horribly in its execution. Here's why.
Let's uh, talk about whatever in the heck this is:
notthebee.com
100 % serious unintentionally. Like always the Leftoids can't present their retarded ideas without hyping them up. Not to mention, they are cucks and paedophiles. Being made to raise a child that's not theirs would be a dream-scenario for them.It's somewhat disturbing that the Bee can't figure out if this is parody or not, because I can't tell myself and I really hope it's a parody. There are a few clues it is but those could just be wishful thinking and excessive pattern recognition.
I hope this article is satirical but maybe it's not, and if it is it fails horribly in its execution. Here's why.
Let's uh, talk about whatever in the heck this is:
But what sort of person would want their child to be raised by Leftoids?