We've had a guy in Poland,
Head of Central Customs Office who needed to die so badly he shot himself in the stomach. Thrice. On the steps of his home. From such a distance there were no gunpowder marks either on his hands nor his torso.
Determined, wasn't he?
All "serial suicides" in Poland take place late Friday evenings, after working hours of forensic pathologists. So that the corpse has the whole weekend for anything that might have been (or not been) injected to dissolve. Often people will also "forget" to turn the fridge on and the body lies in room temperature - strange, that...
Just as strange that every province has
forensic pathologists "on standby" in case of "high profile" cases, but oddly enough when people "in need of dying" kick th bucket these are never brought in and the corpse has the weekend "to cool off".
We've recently had a female investigative journalist "die", Friday evening of course, who was on case of paedophilic abusers from "high places". But I'm sure that's just coincidence...
(It should be added though that ever since Law and Justice took power "serial suicides" largely ground to a halt, now during the Civic Platform reign, those days saw enough dead to coin a whole branch of gallows humour...)
And yes, there were cases where people locked up in cells under surveillance had managed to "hang themselves" just as the CCTV system had a
totally coincidental malfunction. Yeah, "malfunction".