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When is Ghislaine Maxwell going to die?


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Certified_Heterosexual

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Try to predict when Jeffrey Epstein's second in command is going to shuffle off to Hell. Some definitions are in order to guard against pilpul practitioners and semi-pro hairsplitters:

By "Ghislaine Maxwell," I mean the individual whose arrest under the name of Ghislaine Maxwell as announced earlier today, and who is alleged to have associated with an individual known as Jeffrey Epstein who was arrested, charged with federal crimes and found to have committed suicide in prison. Potential lookalikes, body doubles, clones and other substitutes of said individual do not count.

Terms such as "dying," "death," "dead," and any synonymous words refer to the official announcement by duly authorized public official(s) that Ghislaine Maxwell (see above) is legally considered dead for any reason and in any manner, natural or unnatural, violent or not, internal or external, voluntary or involuntary, accidental or deliberate. Opinions suggesting that Ghislaine Maxwell is alive despite an official announcement of her death are not taken into consideration. A comatose state does not count.

All time calculations start running at 12:01 a.m. EST on July 3, 2020.

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Bacle

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I'm putting it at more than a month but before the election.

Kinda hope I'm wrong and they actually are able to nail her to the wall while she's alive and aware.
 

Duke Nukem

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Step right up! Test your prognostication skills!

Try to predict when Jeffrey Epstein's second in command is going to shuffle off to Hell. Some definitions are in order to guard against pilpul practitioners and semi-pro hairsplitters:

By "Ghislaine Maxwell," I mean the individual whose arrest under the name of Ghislaine Maxwell as announced earlier today, and who is alleged to have associated with an individual known as Jeffrey Epstein who was arrested, charged with federal crimes and found to have committed suicide in prison. Potential lookalikes, body doubles, clones and other substitutes of said individual do not count.

Terms such as "dying," "death," "dead," and any synonymous words refer to the official announcement by duly authorized public official(s) that Ghislaine Maxwell (see above) is legally considered dead for any reason and in any manner, natural or unnatural, violent or not, internal or external, voluntary or involuntary, accidental or deliberate. Opinions suggesting that Ghislaine Maxwell is alive despite an official announcement of her death are not taken into consideration. A comatose state does not count.

All time calculations start running at 12:01 a.m. EST on July 3, 2020.

There are no prizes except the warm feeling in your heart from predicting correctly.
I see suicide with 3 shots to the back of her head in her near future
 

Certified_Heterosexual

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I'm guessing over a month, but before the election. They have some time to play with, but They'll want her gone before then... she's more dangerous before November than after. If They snip her before the election, Don Lemon will get on TV and deadpan something that normal humans couldn't say with a straight face, like "I wonder what she had on Trump," and then never talk about it again.
 

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There was a rumor that she had contracted the WuFlu while in custody but it turned out to be a rumor.

However... this could happen!


I mean there's a perfectly reasonable explanation offered in the article.. but it's still ironic.
 

Duke Nukem

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Who wanna bet on the Cause of death of Maxwell?


I bet its gonna be "Strangulation due to COVID 19"
 
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