> Forced Tarantino Dialogue... definitely a good sign of a high quality film maker.
> These two soldier characters are terrible. Is the idea to make them likable or relatable or something? Because I don't care. Not funny or interesting or anything.
>
Please show Las Vegas getting stormed by zombies... Please show Las Vegas getting stormed by zombies... Please show Las Vegas getting stormed by zombies... Please show Las Vegas getting stormed by zombies... Please show Las Vegas getting stormed by zombies... Please show Las Vegas getting stormed by zombies...
> Oh they're going to have it happen in the opening credits
Zombieland style.
> Correction there's only like a minutes worth of Las Vegas getting stormed by zombies. The rest is a narmy and overly stylized montage of scenes to introduce the characters and other cringe.
> Oof... if Batista's acting chops are going to carry this movie... Oof.
>
"The first sign of infection is belligerence. Actions outside of the social norms."
> Wow this is some heavy handed social commentary here. Quarantine camps filled with illegals and people who are Pro-Choice on Abortion. Abusive government guards disappearing people and terrorizing them with temperature checks. It's already proven the infection is instantaneous but whatever.
> All of the characters introduced in the montage I forgot about as they are introducing them again nice and proper building their Heist Crew.
> Tig Notaro is reading her lines... at least Batista is trying. Tig's a liberal, why wasn't she thrown in one of these camps?
> Is that Michael Jai White?
> Fuck it's just some other muscular Black guy whose shite in comparison.
> HA THAT RACIAL JOKE WAS SO FUNNY! Michael Bay must've wrote it.
> Bad idea firing that comedian and replacing him with Tig Notaro I feel.
> Hey it's Cromartie/Garren Dillahunt.
> Wait... the Coyote actually is a French woman? I thought she'd be portraying someone of Latinx background... okay whatever. We'll just pretend it makes sense.
> Another Narm alert.
"If I knew she had kids I wouldn't of taken her." Oh this Coyote has a heart of gold.
> Some YouTubers, a Latina Mechanic, a Doctor, a French Smuggler, a Black Soldier, a Professional Wrestler, an effeminate German thief, and a racist, sexist police officer walk into a Zombie Apocalypse.
> Sorry no more buses, better run if you don't wanna get nuked... ARRIBA! This evacuation is more sobering then the Fall of Saigon in '75.
> I'm yawning... this is actually boring me Zack Snyder... stop.
> Oh huh... a Zombie Tiger... 2011's
Zombie Apocalypse did it better and with less CGI.
> 'The zombies are intelligent and organized and to pass through their territory they must be offered a sacrifice.' Duuurrrrrr
> ONE HOUR in and no zombie action beyond the opening crapshoot.
> Tig Notaro did a funny monologue, minus the humor. This led to another witty exchange of banter. Still no zombie action.
> And now they must tiptoe past a horde of hibernating zombies. This should be suspenseful but... its not.
> Seventy minutes in and we get to some ZAMBIE FIGHTING!
> NO... NO MORE TALKING! Stop with this... it's boring and I don't care about any of you.
> Not Michael Jai White did his Oscars Acting Clip. It was pretty random.
> If the corpse being found is going to be a problem... why not just hide the body somewhere then ffs. Your surrounded by ruins!
> Ninety minutes in and I'm watching a terrible Heist scene trying to be funny. Could use some more zombie action tbh ngl.
> Why isn't the tough Latinx Mechanic up on the roof helping with the dilapidated helicopter? Is it because Tig Notaro can't be filmed with anyone or we don't want anyone to sully Tig's hilarious and powerful screen presence.
> Oh thank Saint Romero, they're moving the nuclear bombing up, now the movie has a definite endpoint unless the Zombies learn to fly or mutate wings or something.
> Also the least impressive heist scene I've ever seen in a film I feel. Your average episode of
Leverage had way more intricate heist scenes.
> 105 Minutes in and still at one action scene. Stop trying to act... please...
> Another Yawn.
>Oh here we go! 106 minutes in! ZOMBIE FIGHT!!!!111
> Course not really zombies since they can dodge and block and punch and kick and whatever like a normal Human stuntperson.
> The Gore from a person getting their head ripped backwards would be a lot more graphic if it wasn't CGI... just saying.
> Stop betraying each other for slight temporary advantages you fucking idiots! I guess that zombie movie trope is alive and well.
> Fake Michael Jai White is getting into a martial arts fight with a zombie
> If it was real Michael Jai White this might be cool
> Don't worry he'll survive. I saw that he did in the trailer.
> I never thought getting mauled by a Tiger could be filled with so much CGI and wire effects to make it look this terrible.
> How can you be out of ammo? This is like the second action scene in the entire movie.
> Maybe y'all should've worn long sleeves for bite protection... but then again... who would've expected zombies?
> Talk about a pointless self sacrifice scene...
> Stop ACTING! Just stop...
> This final fight man... Laugh out Loud moments abound.