In Honor of the Oscars, I've been spending the past few weeks when I have free time watching Academy Award winning and nominated films as well, largely because I want to educate the younger generation on the rich cinematic history Hollywood has given us over the years that, year after year, is fading from view thanks to a film industry that seems to be dedicating itself to empty, soulless Hollywood blockbusters that are nothing but mindless splatterfests of gore, violence and White Supremacy. To that end I showed the impressionable young lads and lasses a carefully curated list of award winning, critically acclaimed films on their favorite platforms.
Such as:
Expendables, Expendables 2 & Expendables 3 which were all available, "free" to watch on Amazon Prime. Of course it wasn't my Amazon Prime account, but that didn't stop me from showing three wonderful films that were released that star some of the titans of Hollywood's Golden Age (the 80's) including such luminaries as Sylvester Stallone, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dolph Lundgren, Jet Li, Chuck Norris and Bruce Willis. We learned, laughed and cried (in laughter) over the numerous set pieces which showed the true state of the world and how CIA sponsored mercenary companies are often our first and last defense against a colorfully whimsical cast of supervillains who deal in drugs, nukes and nukes again and dominate all of the areas of the World that aren't the West!
Total Recall. Tell me, what should you kid watch to appreciate Science Fiction besides a dozen Star Wars movies? Star Trek? No. That's boring. Blade Runner? LMFAO GTFO! Predator? I wish... but that's behind a paywall! Why... you watch the celebrated 1990 science fiction, action SPY thriller Total Recall, once again starring that guy from the Expendables and that clip of Predator (KILL ME! I'm right here!) that my Kid somehow had already seen and thinks is hilarious. All jokes aside, this is a terrific film and definitely right up there with other Paul Verhoeven classics like Robocop and Starship Troopers (which I haven't used as educational aids yet). I did have to fast forward all of the scenes with the three titted mutant Martian lady of the night though... I forgot that was in this film. 😬 It was also fun pointing out how 1990 movies thought the future would look like!
Big Trouble in Little China. Let me just say...this movie might've been their favorite. It's a film beloved by people of all races, especially those who are ambiguously Asian. This is the film that Shang Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings is going to want to be (if it fails miserably) because it has a wonderfully diverse cast of mostly Asian and some White people. It has a simply told but delightfully complicated story with wonderful world building, great set pieces, character designs and memorable... everything. This is a movie that they just won't be able to make anymore and I'm sorry The Thing, but I like this film just that much more. It was also fun telling the youngling how Kurt Russell's character wasn't really the hero, but actually the sidekick in the whole film (just like most famous White Men in all of history).
Terminator. If you want to teach your kids the danger of Big Tech, this is the film to get them started on the pathway of becoming Doomsday Preppers. Hook them early and it'll pay dividends later. Starring that guy from the Expendables and that clip of Predator (yes this is a running gag), despite being made in 1982 or whatever. The movie didn't feel dated at all beyond the fact it was set in the grimy world of post-Jimmy Carter America and the action scenes and special effects were top notch. Can't wait to get around to showing him the ONLY sequel to this film someday!
The Quest. Because Bloodsport wasn't available. Try harder next time JCVD. But I mean... it was liked. Bored does hit back you realize.
Resident Evil. Wasn't as good as I remembered. That's nostalgia for you... or maybe the fact the sequels get increasingly horrible. I mean it wasn't bad... it might've even been above average... but ehhh... still won Best Director for Paul WS Anderson that year... it would be the first of six Best Director nominations he received for his work on this series IIRC. Honestly the younger you are, the more you'd probably like the sequels to be honest.
Off the top of my head... of these eight movies we just watched, I think we had at least 8 Best Picture Nominations... at least three Best Picture wins, a half dozen Best Directors, and by my estimation.... fifty seven Best Acting (and four Best Actressing) Awards. And I'm pretty sure Total Recall won best Cinematography as well.
Once I get a blu-ray player hooked up I can unload all manners of shitty DVD's and Blu Rays upon impressionable minds.
There are other award winning movies I do wanna show... such as Predator, The Mummy, Commando, True Lies, The Running Man, the aforementioned Bloodsport, and potentially Rambo II and/or III among other historical films.