News of the Amused

ATP said:
Nameless creator.....is he some kind of eldrith horror? ;)
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Enthroned within she/he/they/durr/zer's Golden Kennel, slumbering but not asleep, the Christ of Nations must sacrifice ten thousand virgin Polish Kielbasa's daily to sustain she/he/they/durr/zer's endless hunger lest the great Northern Hound is roused and pulls upon the celestial harness, dragging Holy Terra and all of its vassal planets into the cold vacant cosmic depths of space, drawn into cold annihilation like a dogsled drawn into the maw of an endless arctic wasteland.

Would be a HILARIOUS NEWS STORY.
 
Husky_Khan said:
Enthroned within she/he/they/durr/zer's Golden Kennel, slumbering but not asleep, the Christ of Nations must sacrifice ten thousand virgin Polish Kielbasa's daily to sustain she/he/they/durr/zer's endless hunger lest the great Northern Hound is roused and pulls upon the celestial harness, dragging Holy Terra and all of its vassal planets into the cold vacant cosmic depths of space, drawn into cold annihilation like a dogsled drawn into the maw of an endless arctic wasteland.

Would be a HILARIOUS NEWS STORY.
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No!No my Kielbasa ! take me instead !
 
Hopefully no one wrecked their car hitting one of those things.

As someone from the country, I am still confused over what the exact appeal of rodeos is. Of course I think the same thing about watching cars go around in circles, too.
 
Captain X said:
Hopefully no one wrecked their car hitting one of those things.

As someone from the country, I am still confused over what the exact appeal of rodeos is. Of course I think the same thing about watching cars go around in circles, too.
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What about bulls chasing after cars in circles ,then ?
 
Captain X said:
Hopefully no one wrecked their car hitting one of those things.

As someone from the country, I am still confused over what the exact appeal of rodeos is. Of course I think the same thing about watching cars go around in circles, too.
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I don't get it either. Euros are the ones who love roundabouts. with rodeos I think it is just getting drunk and watching people do crazy things.
 
Rodeos are a cultural thing. Breaking horses is something that used to actually be a thing back in the day. As more horses were tamed, and drunk cowboys took dares to ride bulls, it eventually became a thing. And now it's entertainment.

Like a very much less fucked up version of bullfighting.

And you either get it or you don't, like any number of cultural things. And sometimes only in specific combinations.

I like going to rodeos, for instance, but I wouldn't watch one on TV. I like going to motorcycle races but not NASCAR, but I wouldn't watch either on TV. Baseball is best on the radio, imo, something we're losing AFAIK, but I'd watch it on TV before I went to a field. American Football is just a no go for me, period. Hockey is best watched there. Demolition derbies and other such car activities are only good if there is a state fair attached. Same with tractor and horse pulls.

Dunno.
 
Outside of the free amateur MMA fights what is the purpose of choosing Spirit Airlines now?

National Pulse said:
According to the updated policy, passengers will not be allowed to board or could be asked to leave if they are considered "inadequately clothed," meaning wearing see-through garments or not adequately covering the body, including exposed private areas.
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What the fuck is this Spirit Airlines? Certainly not the AMERICAN SPIRIT.

thenationalpulse.com

Alas, You Can No Longer Show Up For Your Spirit Flight Half Naked.

Spirit Airlines has introduced a revised dress code policy, effective January 22, following recent incidents involving passenger attire—or lack
thenationalpulse.com thenationalpulse.com

Not even the cheap airfare is worth the cost now... 😖
 
Husky_Khan said:
Outside of the free amateur MMA fights what is the purpose of choosing Spirit Airlines now?



What the fuck is this Spirit Airlines? Certainly not the AMERICAN SPIRIT.

thenationalpulse.com

Alas, You Can No Longer Show Up For Your Spirit Flight Half Naked.

Spirit Airlines has introduced a revised dress code policy, effective January 22, following recent incidents involving passenger attire—or lack
thenationalpulse.com thenationalpulse.com

Not even the cheap airfare is worth the cost now... 😖
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I am not seeing the problem with requiring passengers to wear opaque clothes and cover their genitals
 
Husky_Khan said:
It was just a baby snake... curled around her straw... probably too young to take a sip but it looked so inviting... like the jungles of Lustria!
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Well,she could use it as straw by accident....and it is only half-joke.At least one polish woman died after drinking wasp accidentally,which sting her in throat later.
 
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