Media/Journalism Cringe Megathread - Hot off the Presses

Arch Dornan

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President Trump managed to get the middle east to back down with a single MOAB. Obummer and Bush couldn't do that with thousands of drones.
He also made Iran embarrass themselves with just an outdated hellfire missile in exchange for a dead lauded general and a decapitated terrorist network.

In their haste they shot down a civilian airliner. I wouldn't want to be that Iranian who did it.
 
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Captain X

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Osaul
CNN slammed for describing killing of Uber Eats driver an 'accident': 'So dishonest'

So, basically, a couple of teen-aged girls tazed and car-jacked an old man, and because of the races and possibly sexes of the people involved, CNN just couldn't bring themselves to describe what actually happened, and insisted on calling it an "accident." Except, if you watch what happened, they tried stealing this guy's car, he tried to stop them by refusing to get entirely out of it, and they took off at high speed while he clung to the side of it, and immediately wrecked the car, killing him in the process. But because those two teens happened to be black girls, and their victim an aged immigrant from Pakistan, the same crowd that lost their shit over some kid in a MAGA hat smiling at an elderly Native man getting in his face in an effort to intimidate him is now doing their best to pretend they didn't notice that this happened.
 

Jaenera Targaryen

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Really? I thought it was "AI is the DEVIL! Do DRUGS! OVERCOME THE LIMITATIONS OF THE HUMAN MIND!" ;-p

Apologies for the derail, but to clarify on each point...

"AI is the DEVIL"

...it depends on the interpretation. The non-canon sequels for God-Emperor of Dune play it straight, but ignoring those, and it's implied that the whole stigma against 'thinking machines' was because Humanity had become too dependent on them. Machines did everything for Humans, not just menial labor but even outright making their decisions for them.

"Do DRUGS"

Leto II actually worked to break Humanity's dependence on melange, i.e. spice. Humanity depended on spice for FTL travel, to augment their physical abilities, and to see the future. This led to his millennia-long ploy - the Golden Path - using reverse-psychology to force the development of no-ships which could travel FTL without spice-dependent navigators at the helm. The breeding program - yup, literal eugenics - also ensured the Human race would have the augmented physiques of spice users without needing to use spice, while also having the null genes that rendered them invisible to precognition.

"OVERCOME THE LIMITATION OF THE HUMAN MIND"

Leto II primarily focused on breaking the trap of precognition. That is, visions always come true, unless you were a precog yourself, in which case you had a small degree of protection. But the Golden Path also included what Leto II described as "a lesson that Humanity would remember in its bones". That is, they became so dependent on him, the God-Emperor, to make all the decisions for them that they would live in unthinking complacency, that Humanity would eventually sicken of their weakness and would never again want to live in such a condition after his fall.

More and more I think the Democrats would hate the Dune movie and book because of the underlying message. Always question your leaders.

Considering how homosexuality is stigmatized in Dune, they wouldn't even bother looking for that message. They'd just got all hot and bothered from that fact alone.
 

Translation: Birx is trying to save her own skin by crying for mercy from CNN while the real story of those deaths being fudged and the test kits they whine about lacking not being accurate is ignored at all costs.
Something funny I noticed is that this article is written by one Sheryl G. Stolberg, who is basically an older version of Michelle "We can replace them" Goldberg. Brings to mind the image that these types of affluent progressive faux-journalists are pumped out in a lab.
 

PsihoKekec

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Except, if you watch what happened, they tried stealing this guy's car, he tried to stop them by refusing to get entirely out of it, and they took off at high speed while he clung to the side of it, and immediately wrecked the car, killing him in the process.
And gave absolutely no fucks about killing the poor guy, one of them bitching about her telephone remaining in the car. Worst of all, no one on the scene gave a damn about the guy who was laying dead there.
 

Arch Dornan

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CNN slammed for describing killing of Uber Eats driver an 'accident': 'So dishonest'

So, basically, a couple of teen-aged girls tazed and car-jacked an old man, and because of the races and possibly sexes of the people involved, CNN just couldn't bring themselves to describe what actually happened, and insisted on calling it an "accident." Except, if you watch what happened, they tried stealing this guy's car, he tried to stop them by refusing to get entirely out of it, and they took off at high speed while he clung to the side of it, and immediately wrecked the car, killing him in the process. But because those two teens happened to be black girls, and their victim an aged immigrant from Pakistan, the same crowd that lost their shit over some kid in a MAGA hat smiling at an elderly Native man getting in his face in an effort to intimidate him is now doing their best to pretend they didn't notice that this happened.
I'd hashtag JusticeForMohammadAnwar. He did nothing wrong just minding his own business.
 

Husky_Khan

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The New York Post did a flattering profile on notable Socialist/Communist, Antifa Advocate, Lispy Queer and Vox Reporter Carlos Maza.


New York Post said:
It’s not clear how much Vivian and Scherr actively support Maza’s lifestyle, but evidence suggests the family has been happy to pitch in to help spread his socialist message. Both Scherr and Vivian Maza are listed as a “comrades” at the end of Carlos’ most recent YouTube video. And the younger Maza himself admitted in an interview with Mel Magazine that his family was there to financially back him if he needed it.

Viv and Scott have also pitched in on the rent for Carlos’ chic East Village pad just across from Tompkins Square Park, friends tell The Post. Rents for one-bedrooms like Carlos’ cost upward of $3,000 a month.

“I think a lot of these people are unhappy. I’m sure this guy is just craving some attention,” Carville told The Post. “I don’t have a billion dollars, but whatever I have, my daddy didn’t give me. I think I inherited, like, $11,000.”
 

Captain X

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And gave absolutely no fucks about killing the poor guy, one of them bitching about her telephone remaining in the car. Worst of all, no one on the scene gave a damn about the guy who was laying dead there.
Oh, he wasn't even quite dead yet there. If you watch, you can see him trying to move for a bit. But, yeah, I was pretty appalled that with all those Guardsmen and police officers there, not one of them even checked on him. Hardly any of them even looked in his general direction.
 

Urabrask Revealed

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Oh, he wasn't even quite dead yet there. If you watch, you can see him trying to move for a bit. But, yeah, I was pretty appalled that with all those Guardsmen and police officers there, not one of them even checked on him. Hardly any of them even looked in his general direction.
The black girls were of a higher caste and thus more important.
 

Cherico

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There is no satire anymore. Real life completely emulates it now.

Modernity is ending, this is actually par for the course when a modern period ends everything ends up being taken to parody levels of extreme, then you get a series of civil wars and from the ashes of those civil wars some one rises and says no. The time for experimentation is over every one is sick of this shit we are going back to the old ways fuck this.

This has all happened before and it will happen again.
 

ATP

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Modernity is ending, this is actually par for the course when a modern period ends everything ends up being taken to parody levels of extreme, then you get a series of civil wars and from the ashes of those civil wars some one rises and says no. The time for experimentation is over every one is sick of this shit we are going back to the old ways fuck this.

This has all happened before and it will happen again.

Indeed.I only hope,that we could go back to Chrystianitas,not tribal hunter-gatherers.
 

Husky_Khan

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Former journalist for PolitiFact, the left leaning nonpartisan Fact Checker, distilled some of his thoughts on his time at PolitiFact in a series of three tweets.



 

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