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"Snort a line. Clean the entire house. Punch your kids. Run a marathon. Do it all!"
...And you'll get exhausted!
...And dead.
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Also applies to 'b-e-a-utiful'. Damn you Ace Ventura!
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'I learned it from watching you, dad! I learned it from watching you!'
 
You commissioned that? So... Why is the guy in the left wearing torn fishnets and a bondage harness?
I think the relevant question is why aren't MORE of them!:p

Stupid and cliche as they are, I love these 'aliens doing human interaction literally' comics. Plus 'Observe my expansion' is a great line. It's better than other ones because of the easier potential for sexual innuendo!
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So it's Protestantism, then?
So it's heresy, then?
Etc.

Alternatively:
1: 'Have you ever heard the story of King Henry the Eighth? He had the power to divorce and remarry multiple times. It's not a story the Catholics would tell you.'
2: 'Is it possible to learn this power?'
1: 'Not from a Catholic.'

A bad joke about indulgences and the Catholic Church would have also been acceptable.
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You commissioned that? So... Why is the guy in the left wearing torn fishnets and a bondage harness?
Have you heard of the game Metal Gear Solid?

Does he have any idea what the wheelbarrow is for?
You can give a man the tools necessary for success, you can teach him how to use them, but you can't force him to use them.
Could be broken and he intends to fix it?
Maybe he's getting a workout!
 

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