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Morphic Tide

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You have 100% mobility and flexibility with full plate armor.
Specific near-perfectly-fitting late-renaissance suits maybe, but in general they actually did reduce flexibility because human joint structures are very hard to account for fully while also decently covering the joint. Many suits of plate give up on coverage for the thigs and under the shoulders, settling for just throwing some plates in the way of normal attack directions. It's why knights typically carried daggers, so they could pull it out and shank a fallen enemy in the thighs, because the thighs were uncovered.

Also, weight is a huge impact on mobility. A suit of full plate can easily be an extra third of your body mass, and that inertia does a lot to how you can move. It's why simple weight is such a big deal with armor, because that mass fundamentally screws with mobility.
 

Shipmaster Sane

You have been weighed
Were real life knights getting hit with what equates to a hand grenade against their chest?
No and 99.999% of the time no one in star wars is.



Specific near-perfectly-fitting late-renaissance suits maybe
Considering we're covering how coverage doesn't necessarily interfere with mobility, the relative rairity doesn't matter.

Also, weight is a huge impact on mobility. A suit of full plate can easily be an extra third of your body mass, and that inertia does a lot to how you can move. It's why simple weight is such a big deal with armor, because that mass fundamentally screws with mobility.
Third of your weight? If you're tiny I guess, yeah.
You know what else adds weight? fucktons of gear and the occasional combination missile jetpack.
 

Zyobot

Just a time-traveling robot stranded on Earth.
I was in childcare, imagine dealing with several little shits trying your pacience every day...that's where the I don't care comes from. Its not nessarly the kids fault he's just dealt with some one who probally has hit their bullshit meter for the day.

Eh, that's fair. Sadly, there are also authority figures out there who don't have that kind of excuse, but are still mean-spirited pricks anyway.

Anyways, here's another one, this time from Know Your Meme.
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Morphic Tide

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Considering we're covering how coverage doesn't necessarily interfere with mobility, the relative rairity doesn't matter.
It does because, for one, the IRL character designers don't have much frame of reference for that sort of thing, for another it places the historic development of such things as very painfully specific in its breakdown, for a third it implies that one has to have very extensive development of specifically full plate to work out such things, and finally it is a rather large amount of material as far as armor is concerned because the methods involve multiple layers of overlapping metal plates fully covering the range of motion while managing to not obstruct it.

Full coverage means you have to do something for the joints. And doing this without sacrificing flexibility is very, very complicated, such that it only barely occurred IRL and was done primarily as a damn fashion statement because the armor was actually obsolete when made.

Third of your weight? If you're tiny I guess, yeah.
Given the weight is largely in the range of 33-55 pounds, "a third of your weight" is a bit of an exaggeration needing the higher end of the armor and a rather lean person, but it's hardly ever going to be under a fifth for all but the lightest armor or the heaviest combatants.

And 165 pounds isn't exactly tiny, it's just lean. Not realistically seeing that in a career soldier unless they're particularly short, sure, but plenty of simply healthy people are going to be not far from the heavier examples of full plate being a third their weight, and even for outright strongmen it's going to be close to a quarter their weight for the heavier examples. And besides, "a third" was an off-the-cuff basically guess. It generally being close to a quarter to a fifth isn't exactly far off for my point about inertial factors of mobility.

You know what else adds weight? fucktons of gear and the occasional combination missile jetpack.
Exactly. The full kit of a Knight would hardly have more than 15 pounds over their armor because it amounts to a polearm or two-handed sword, a one-handed sword as sidearm, and usually a dagger as a finisher for other knocked-over Knights. Meanwhile, Mandalorians have boatloads more egregious options for weight concerns to mobility, and those jetpacks will fuck with center of mass.
 

Laskar

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I guess they made the bumper out of PLA, because that doesn't look remotely right.
In most cars, plastic bumpers are a cover over styrofoam padding and a steel frame. There is absolutely nothing behind that bumper. It has all the impact resistance of a golf cart.
 

bullethead

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In most cars, plastic bumpers are a cover over styrofoam padding and a steel frame. There is absolutely nothing behind that bumper. It has all the impact resistance of a golf cart.
I know that, it's just that the way the bumper failed seems more to do with the material super soft than the usual "chunk fractures off at/near point of impact" you see in most car crashes.
 

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