[Spoken - Layer Cake]
Well, come on, then. Let's get you hench.
[Spoken - Desert Storm]
Wh... what?
[Spoken - Layer Cake]
Oh, how do you lot say it? Ripped. Yoked. Buff as a yak. Take it from me, all that talk of earth pony strength is bollocks. Anypony can get that strong, even soft little unicorns like you. The only thing you need to do is commit.
[Song]
Reborn anew - our last brigade - a mare beyond despair,
With strong sinews you can be remade,
a warrior without compare,
Reborn anew in our last brigade,
a mare beyond despair,
Reborn anew in our last brigade,
a mare beyond despair,
[Spoken - Desert Storm]
Where the fuck is that music coming from?!
[Song]
Trials and tribulations,
dogging our heels every day,
wicked alien monsters,
who see us as their prey,
Cultivate inner strength,
revel in the power that you gained,
rise up on your hooves,
and keep your body trained,
Cultivate inner strength,
revel in the power that you gained,
rise up on your hooves,
and keep your body trained,
[Spoken - Desert Storm]
I... I'm sweating my cunt off.
[Spoken - Layer Cake]
That just means it's working, Sergeant.
[Song]
It's not enough to annoy us,
they want to completely destroy us,
and dance on our bones,
and live in our homes,
and keep us as pets,
are you tired of it yet,
We are better than them,
in every conceivable way,
we're stronger, smarter, and faster,
and we are here to stay,
We are better than them,
in every conceivable way,
we're stronger, smarter, and faster,
and we are here to stay,
With strong sinews you-you can be remade,
a warrior without compare,
Reborn anew in our last brigade,
a mare beyond despair
[Spoken - Desert Storm]
A little pony-supremacist, don't you think?