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And you did a great job of it too.Lulz, I already wrote that story in the Fallout Universe. Not going to do it again.
And you did a great job of it too.Lulz, I already wrote that story in the Fallout Universe. Not going to do it again.
The only good Rey would be a Rey with Sheev slutting it up on a surviving Luke. Hmm, come to think of it, maybe a time travel plot where SheevRey travels back in time, gets to Tatooine and picks up Luke like a Vamp before teaching him all about the dark side. Climax* would be Rey and Luke challenging Palpatine and Vader for the throne, with an epilogue implying that Rey is using Luke for a programm to create loyal bodyguards.Remember, stunning and brave Grand Admiral Sloane shutdown the holonet and blasted the starcharts to kingdom come.
So..y'know the shit that caused the civilization destroying thousand year war of Darth Ruin's time..
Disney thought they bought the rights to Andromeda when they got star wars..
"The long night has come".View attachment 342
Except as far grotesque monstrosities go...Rev Bem's character development far outstrips Lady Nyrax..err I mean Rey Palpatine
I know you are joking, but let's not and say we didn't.The only good Rey would be a Rey with Sheev slutting it up on a surviving Luke. Hmm, come to think of it, maybe a time travel plot where SheevRey travels back in time, gets to Tatooine and picks up Luke like a Vamp before teaching him all about the dark side. Climax* would be Rey and Luke challenging Palpatine and Vader for the throne, with an epilogue implying that Rey is using Luke for a programm to create loyal bodyguards.
*Not sorry. At all.
The only good Rey would be a Rey with Sheev slutting it up on a surviving Luke. Hmm, come to think of it, maybe a time travel plot where SheevRey travels back in time, gets to Tatooine and picks up Luke like a Vamp before teaching him all about the dark side. Climax* would be Rey and Luke challenging Palpatine and Vader for the throne, with an epilogue implying that Rey is using Luke for a programm to create loyal bodyguards.
*Not sorry. At all.
The only good Rey would be a Rey with Sheev slutting it up on a surviving Luke. Hmm, come to think of it, maybe a time travel plot where SheevRey travels back in time, gets to Tatooine and picks up Luke like a Vamp before teaching him all about the dark side. Climax* would be Rey and Luke challenging Palpatine and Vader for the throne, with an epilogue implying that Rey is using Luke for a programm to create loyal bodyguards.
*Not sorry. At all.
Considering the state of the galaxy in 30 ABY all you need is to find a Separatist remnant battledroid army and the galaxy is yours for the taking. It may become a new age of the Hutts. I'm just imagining some Fat Twilek corperate merchant developing a Empire Fetish and gathering an army of stormtroopers
The fact that the Mandalorians haven't even bothered to shitstomp the known universe suggests its no longer even worth it anymore.View attachment 344
Ah -- the founder of Space Carthage has arrived on the scene!Considering the state of the galaxy in 30 ABY all you need is to find a Separatist remnant battledroid army and the galaxy is yours for the taking. It may become a new age of the Hutts. I'm just imagining some Fat Twilek corperate merchant developing a Empire Fetish and gathering an army of stormtroopers
Ackbar: "We won't last long against those Star Destroyers!"
*They do last long against those Star Destroyers and actually take all of them with (some of) us*
Like the only time in Disney canon I can recall a Star Destroyer rapidly devastating everything is the very end of the Battle of Scarif, and that was after two ISD's went down after not even kersploding a single corvette between them.
And as I mentioned earlier, stealing from authors and refusing to pay them their royalties.
That one side being far more reliable than the side that literally declared the concept of merit non canon to star wars in a titanic sperg out on twitter after fans pointed out Rey didn't earn shit.View attachment 349
Which has absolutely nothing to do with real-life contract disputes.
To be fair looking back at the EU it had it's own share of jumping the shark and nerd enraging moments. Revan, Meetra surik and Mara Jade got equally crapped on to elevate pet characters and the less said about Abeloth the better. The ST will never reach the best of the EU, but thankful it was mercifully put down before it got to the worse of the EU. So long as Fioni and Feverue remain in control, the quality of Star wars is likely to remain good over all.