Velocipastor (Movie about a ninja fighting kung-fu priest who is a were-velociraptor)

[Es Arcanum]

Title explains it all really

And going by the trailer its even got scantily clad hot chicks in it too.

And at least its not a sequel.

 

[Harlock]

Truly magnificent

 

[Lightershoulders]

I have not seen such magnificence since Sharknado.

Truly a movie of a cultured society.

 

[Comrade Clod]

I'm going to watch, despite and possibly because it will be terrible.

 

[bullethead]

I saw this title and immediately wondered if it was inspired in any way by that one dude who went nuts, claimed he was a raptor, and killed someone (after getting permabanned from SB).

 

[SableCold]

I'm getting vibes of Kung Fury here.

Minus David Hasselhoff.

 

[Gaouw]

Now, I just need to wait for the sequel, The Velocipastor vs MechaVelocipastor, and the hole in my heart left by the death of Tony Stark in MCU will be filled.

 

[Es Arcanum]

One suggestion I saw was Tricerapope! Taking on Gods enemies with the holy trinity of justice!

 

[khatun]

I'm definitely getting some Kung Fury vibes from the trailer too. A little bit of Schlock! vibes from the acting as well.

 

[ShadowsOfParadox]

...I do wonder if the FX badness is "Artistic choice to emphasize the cheese" or "BUDGET"

 

[Vargas Fan]

And I thought Tucker and Dale Vs Evil, Hobo with a shotgun and Cockneys Vs Zombies was going over the top.

 

[Rocinante]

I'm going to watch, despite and possibly because it will be terrible.

This is the primary reason to watch these sorts of movies. They're so bad that they're funny, and they are just plain awesome.

 

[PsihoKekec]

Good old brainless fun, but the special effects seem worse than in the Bad Taste.