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Versus Match Vampires Or Werewolves?

Husky_Khan

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As Georgia Senator-Elect Senator Candidate Herschel Walker Explains:


I was here watching a stupid movie late at night, hoping it’s gonna get better. It don’t get better, but you keep watching anyway. ‘Cause the other night, I was watching this movie called Fright Night, Freak Night or some type of night, but it was about vampires. I don’t know if you know, but vampires are some cool people, are they not? But let me tell you something that I found out: a werewolf can kill a vampire. Did you know that? I never knew that. So I don’t want to be a vampire anymore. I wanna be a werewolf.

But then anyway as I’m watching this movie and then you tell how stupid it is cause it’s one in the morning. So I’m watching my TV of these kids watching their TV of a vampire killed on their TV. So you know it’s kinda stupid, but I’m still watching though. As I’m watching this show what was funny was these kids had a vampire in their attic at their house. So they were watching their TV, now I’m watching my TV, they’re watching their TV, they see the vampire killed on their TV. So they win this contest to bring this actor — now y’all gotta stay with me — bring this actor who’s a vampire killer from that TV to get rid of this [unintelligible] vampire in their attic. So this actor comes into their home, he got all the right stuff. He got all the right stuff. Because you know, gotta have a stake, gotta have a thing to kill him in the heart. And he’s got a necklace of garlic, cause that work. I don’t know what it does but it work. Gotta have a cross, cause it burns, I know that works.

And then all of a sudden, this is what’s so funny about it: as they’re walking through the house, this, this guys got the holy water and he’s blessing the house, this actor now he’s all faith. He’s blessing the house with his holy water. He walked upstairs and this vampire looking real good in his black suit, whoa that sounds like Senator Warnock doesn’t it? Looking all good in his black suit. Floated from the ceiling , he floated from the ceiling looking good and cool. And I’m thinking “Whoa, they better get out of that house.” If somebody float from your ceiling, get out of that house. That’s not your house. But as he floated from the ceiling the kid jumped behind their hero, and they jumped behind their hero, the guy jumped in front of them with this holy water threw it on the vampire forehead, he covered his eyes. Then he took his hand away and started laughing. And he said “that don’t work.” He took the cross and put it on the vampire forehead and the vampire didn’t even do anything he said “that don’t work.” And that’s where it is in our life. It don’t even work unless you’ve got faith.

So with that argument established, the presumptive Senator has stated several criteria...

Vampires are Cool.

A Werewolf can kill a Vampire.

Therefore the Preference is For a Werewolf.

Are Werewolves cooler then vampires?

Can Werewolves Kill Vampires in Spite of Their Lack of Deployment of Anti-Vampiric Weapons/Equipment such as holy water, wooden stakes, and garlic? Maybe you need to be a Werewolf of faith to kill a Vampire?

Which fell hunter of the dark is superior? The Werewolf or the Vampire?

DISCUSS!

And remember to keep the faith. 💪
 

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Given the sheer physical strength of werewolves, they could easily tear a person in half, so you start getting into questions such as "can a bisected vampire regenerate his missing half? Or is he immune to being torn in half?" and such.
 

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Yes beheading does seem to be a reliable way of killing a Vampire in general to be honest across most mediums. Even without the use of silver or whatever.
 

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As per ancient folklore, aren't they one and the same? I recall that werewolves can actually rise from the graves as vampires in one of the regional folklores from the Balkans. So if we take the premise into account, how can one be cooler than the other if they are one and the same?

Anyways, half-remembered folklore aside...Vampires are the cursed dead, revenants doomed to stalk the Earth for an eternity (or until they have been forcibly put to rest) and devour the vital essence of the living, their souls forfeit- blackened beyond redemption- their fate to suffer in the outermost darkness where there is but a cacophony wailing and the gnashing of a thousand-thousand teeth. Unable to truly take comfort in what mortals delight in, what mortals take for granted, what sustains their very lives- forced to live in a perpetual twilight, always hungry and always wanting. Given dark powers which they have traded everything for- or have thrust upon them, an unequal exchange for everything they have given up. A being that represents a dark reflection of humanity, not just the inner beast- but the darkness that dwells much...higher.

Compared to werewolves, who are people who turn into woofs...I'd say vampires are cooler. You can't beat the cursed dead angle, forced to roam the Earth in eternal despair angle to boot...
 

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As per ancient folklore, aren't they one and the same? I recall that werewolves can actually rise from the graves as vampires in one of the regional folklores from the Balkans. So if we take the premise into account, how can one be cooler than the other if they are one and the same?

Anyways, half-remembered folklore aside...Vampires are the cursed dead, revenants doomed to stalk the Earth for an eternity (or until they have been forcibly put to rest) and devour the vital essence of the living, their souls forfeit- blackened beyond redemption- their fate to suffer in the outermost darkness where there is but a cacophony wailing and the gnashing of a thousand-thousand teeth. Unable to truly take comfort in what mortals delight in, what mortals take for granted, what sustains their very lives- forced to live in a perpetual twilight, always hungry and always wanting. Given dark powers which they have traded everything for- or have thrust upon them, an unequal exchange for everything they have given up. A being that represents a dark reflection of humanity, not just the inner beast- but the darkness that dwells much...higher.

Compared to werewolves, who are people who turn into woofs...I'd say vampires are cooler. You can't beat the cursed dead angle, forced to roam the Earth in eternal despair angle to boot...
Yep.You could be Edgelord as vampire,but werewolves are just agressive furries.
 

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"Werewolves" are cooler simply from the etymology of their name preserving a truly fascinating bit of Old English into modern times.

You see, in Old English the word "man" was gender neutral, it simply meant "human being", to indicate a gendered person you needed to add a prefix to it. For females that prefix was "wif-", so "wifman". From this alone you can see the etymology of the words "wife" and "woman".

Now, if you wanted to indicate that it was a male human being you used the prefix "were-". Thus "werewolf" is actually "male man wolf".

So yeah, the etymology of "werewolf" alone makes it way more interesting in how it preserves an Old English prefix into modern English that was otherwise completely lost.
 

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Y'know, I didn't know how to score this one.

On the one hand, werewolves are obviously furries.

On the other hand, Vampires are also usually furries, just bats instead of dogs.

So I decided to go to Youtube and see what videos were available for Vampires vs. Werewolves. It was enlightening.

Two were the climax of the Van Helsing movie. It's actually held up surprisingly well considering it was always schlock.

One was Twilight, and Sparkly Vampires have not observably improved the "Cool" factor of vampires. OTOH the werewolves didn't fare any better, this was a mark against both.

Then there were two from the Underworld series of movies and the vampires and werewolves seemed evenly matched.

But the other five, fully half of the list, all covered a single theme. A vampire Fucked Around trying to cuck a werewolf, and then Found Out.


So it would appear that vampires correlate highly with NTR fetishists. Even worse, they're highly unsuccessful NTR Fat Bastards who get their heads smashed instead of actually managing to cuckold anybody.

Now, it's a known fact that NTR is a trash fetish. Further, Dracula in the Van Helsing movie was commonly referred to as "Eurotrash Dracula." From this, we can conclude that vampires are around 70% trash and 10% Meh with a cool factor no higher than 20%. Meanwhile, Werewolves are 0% Trash, 10% Meh and have a cool factor of at least 90%.

I'm going to have to agree with the presumptive senator.
 

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There is probably dead manga "Dance in vampire bund".where vampires are divided between royalty and old familes - who are powerfull and cool - and common vampires which are rather pitiful.
And werewolves are very cool warrior caste serving royalty.

P.S only surviving royalty,princess Mina,is Dracula descendent and murderloli - which made her cool.
And,she is in love with her werewolf bodyguard.Pity,that manga translation ended in 2019,i would love to see their pups!
 
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Then there were two from the Underworld series of movies and the vampires and werewolves seemed evenly matched.

But the other five, fully half of the list, all covered a single theme. A vampire Fucked Around trying to cuck a werewolf, and then Found Out.


So it would appear that vampires correlate highly with NTR fetishists. Even worse, they're highly unsuccessful NTR Fat Bastards who get their heads smashed instead of actually managing to cuckold anybody.
Oh wow... your right. I did the same search and found that above clip you linked and another flick where some asshole vampire is trying to steal the Werewolfs girl... and ends up getting impaled on inconvenient architecture. :LOL:

 

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The historical figure behind Dracula broke away from the Ottomans. He was pretty uncool, but I think the net was a positive.

I am aware of no historical figures associated with vampires.

I therefore have to give it to the vampires. Fictional depictions of both are kind of sketchy.

You can't beat the cursed dead angle, forced to roam the Earth in eternal despair angle to boot...
I profoundly disagree. Eternal damnation is the pinnacle of uncoolness.

Yep.You could be Edgelord as vampire,but werewolves are just agressive furries.
No they're not. They're stupid edgy part time furries. And I mean stupid literally. Real furry fiction is about animals with human-like intelligence. Werewolves are just people who turn into dumb beasts one night a month. Give me something that reminds me of Redwall or Narnia or childhood cartoons and animated movies that most of us are probably secretly nostalgic for but don't want to admit to because of the crazy fetish people.
 
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The historical figure behind Dracula broke away from the Ottomans. He was pretty uncool, but I think the net was a positive.

I am aware of no historical figures associated with vampires.

I therefore have to give it to the vampires. Fictional depictions of both are kind of sketchy.



I profoundly disagree. Eternal damnation is the pinnacle of uncoolness.


No they're not. They're stupid edgy part time furries. And I mean stupid literally. Real furry fiction is about animals with human-like intelligence. Werewolves are just people who turn into dumb beasts one night a month. Give me something that reminds me of Redwall or Narnia or childhood cartoons and animated movies that most of us are probably secretly nostalgic for but don't want to admit to because of the crazy fetish people.
Eh, there's a few historic ones. Gilles Garnier and Peter Stubbe are probably the most famous werewolves but there're quite a few others.

Bödvar Bjarki was a notable Werebear.
 
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