and now I might have to get on the twit.
The Dementors! 😢
‘Twitter Is Dead,’ 300 Million People Post On Twitter
WORLD — Hundreds of millions of people around the world mourned the sudden death of Twitter last night with hundreds of millions of heartfelt posts on Twitter.babylonbee.com
Nick Cage's character in Face Off: "I can eat a peach for hours."Big if True
Study Finds 100% Of Men Would Eat Any Fruit Given To Them By A Naked Woman
WEST OF EDEN—A double-blind study conducted by angel scientists has confirmed that 100% of men would eat any fruit given to them by a naked woman. The study seems to suggest that the fall of Adam and Eve was unavoidable.babylonbee.com
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Kevin Sorbo covering the Babylon Bee's Top Ten Christians in Hollywood. He even mentioned his time on the scifi classic Andromeda.
"Some Believers in Tinseltown have actually managed to remain true to their faith while giving top notch performances and transforming into characters we all know and love and I should know because I starred in Andromeda. Ah classic."
I don't even know if he's being sarcastic... 😛
That's entirely a slap to Kirk Cameron's face. When Growing Pains was being aired Kirk alienated pretty much everyone in the cast and crew with his holier than thou and in your face "Christianity" but couldn't be dumped without cancelling the show because he was the "star".
It was an okay series until the last season. After reforming the Commonwealth it lost its direction an you could see that. But the first few seasons were pretty good.I thought that Kevin in Andromeda was good. But that might be nostalgia. The show itself and the rest of the cast... eeeeeh.
Like there are good actors in shitty shows. Or who have god awful characters.
Andromeda has an actual interesting production history to it. The actual concept originally began as a Star Trek pitch, with it being set in the Milky Way after the fall of the Federation; however, folks didn't like it because it turned an optimistic setting grimdark, so it was retooled into its own setting.
Star Trek: Discovery basically stole this idea for it's later seasons, but they couldn't make it work because they're woke hacks, so Andromeda did it far better and more interestingly.
VATICAN CITY — The Vatican has announced the passing of Pope Benedict, the last and final Catholic Pope.
"Pope Benedict will be remembered fondly by those who actually believe that Catholic stuff," said Pope Francis. "I'm not sure exactly who those people are, but I'm deeply sorry for your loss."
Sadly,true.But i would remain catholic.
Medical experts are absolutely stumped as to what could be causing the recent uptick in healthy, young people everywhere that are suddenly collapsing with heart failure. Despite their uncertainty, experts do feel confident that we can rule out that one thing as the culprit.
"It's too early to say what could be causing this, but it's never too early to say what isn't causing this," said local expert, Dr. Scott Rufflinger. "This could be caused by anything. But the one thing we know for certain is that it's definitely not what we're all thinking that's behind this — if you know what I mean. We can go ahead and rule that thing out right now because Science just called us on the phone and told us not to discuss it. We always follow Science."
Such a magnificiant troll.He could told name of science who called him on the phone,too.
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona will be delivering America's first-annual "State of the Groomers" speech this evening, sources say.
"I will be speaking tonight from the hallowed halls of the Department of Education to reassure Americans that the state of our grooming is strong," said Cardona. "Public School teachers have dedicated their lives to grooming children for years, and tonight we must make them feel seen, supported, and protected."
Cardona's team confirmed he plans to outline recent advances in child grooming in grades K-12, as well as several policy proposals to protect the practice of state-sanctioned grooming for years to come.
"We will never shy away from our sacred duty to indoctrinate kids with our perverse sexual politics and push them into a Big Pharma sales pipeline that will make them medical patients for the rest of their lives," Cardona continued. "If that's not the purpose of education, what is?"
EAST PALESTINE, OH — In a powerful display of solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community, Norfolk Southern dumped thousands of gallons of toxic chemicals into the Ohio River to create beautiful rainbow-colored water.
"Wow! So pretty! Look at all those colors!" said CEO Alan H. Shaw. "We hope our valued members of the LGBTQQIP2SAA+++ community feel seen and valued by our loving gesture of support."
"Don't drink it though," he warned.
Activists and allies around the country celebrated the beautiful shimmering display at a time when many believe corporations are just going through the motions with their LGBTQ+ support. "While other multi-billion-dollar companies simply change their logos for a month, Norfolk Southern went the extra mile," said local queer activist and preschool teacher Xen Minxie. "So inspiring. Now can someone please look at this strange growth on my neck?"
Norfolk Southern confirmed there are more pride-themed surprises on the way, starting with rainbow-colored acid rain next week.