Thus Buzzes the Babylon Bee

Husky_Khan

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Kevin Sorbo covering the Babylon Bee's Top Ten Christians in Hollywood. He even mentioned his time on the scifi classic Andromeda.

"Some Believers in Tinseltown have actually managed to remain true to their faith while giving top notch performances and transforming into characters we all know and love and I should know because I starred in Andromeda. Ah classic."

I don't even know if he's being sarcastic... 😛

 
bintananth

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Husky_Khan said:
Kevin Sorbo covering the Babylon Bee's Top Ten Christians in Hollywood. He even mentioned his time on the scifi classic Andromeda.

"Some Believers in Tinseltown have actually managed to remain true to their faith while giving top notch performances and transforming into characters we all know and love and I should know because I starred in Andromeda. Ah classic."

I don't even know if he's being sarcastic... 😛

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That's entirely a slap to Kirk Cameron's face. When Growing Pains was being aired Kirk alienated pretty much everyone in the cast and crew with his holier than thou and in your face "Christianity" but couldn't be dumped without cancelling the show because he was the "star".
 
Husky_Khan

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bintananth said:
That's entirely a slap to Kirk Cameron's face. When Growing Pains was being aired Kirk alienated pretty much everyone in the cast and crew with his holier than thou and in your face "Christianity" but couldn't be dumped without cancelling the show because he was the "star".
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X to doubt. The dudes been on their podcast IIRC.
 
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Skitzyfrenic

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I thought that Kevin in Andromeda was good. But that might be nostalgia. The show itself and the rest of the cast... eeeeeh.

Like there are good actors in shitty shows. Or who have god awful characters.
 
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nemo1986

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Skitzyfrenic said:
I thought that Kevin in Andromeda was good. But that might be nostalgia. The show itself and the rest of the cast... eeeeeh.

Like there are good actors in shitty shows. Or who have god awful characters.
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It was an okay series until the last season. After reforming the Commonwealth it lost its direction an you could see that. But the first few seasons were pretty good.
 
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Andromeda has an actual interesting production history to it. The actual concept originally began as a Star Trek pitch, with it being set in the Milky Way after the fall of the Federation; however, folks didn't like it because it turned an optimistic setting grimdark, so it was retooled into its own setting. You can see some of its Trek roots still, as its one of the few SF series that makes consistent use of antimatter, with the idea of sapient AI holograms being part of the ship's crew, along with how ship designs of the Systems Commonwealth have elegant designs more than block practical ones.

Star Trek: Discovery basically stole this idea for it's later seasons, but they couldn't make it work because they're woke hacks, so Andromeda did it far better and more interestingly.
 
Husky_Khan

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I've spent so much time and glee shitting on Kamala Harris and her fake emotion and awkward cackling but after watching this video, I can't help but feel like shit.



Little shit is six years old and way more accomplished than I'll ever be at writing words as a job. 😭

"I thought the blue suit was cool because it's the color of the sky"

Infuriating...

S'task said:
Andromeda has an actual interesting production history to it. The actual concept originally began as a Star Trek pitch, with it being set in the Milky Way after the fall of the Federation; however, folks didn't like it because it turned an optimistic setting grimdark, so it was retooled into its own setting.
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Wait... what? Isn't that basically the idea of...

S'task said:
Star Trek: Discovery basically stole this idea for it's later seasons, but they couldn't make it work because they're woke hacks, so Andromeda did it far better and more interestingly.
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Ah... yes... mmm... indeed. Brave and New.
 
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Pope Francis Announces Passing Of Final Catholic Pope

VATICAN CITY — The Vatican has announced the passing of Pope Benedict, the last and final Catholic Pope.

"Pope Benedict will be remembered fondly by those who actually believe that Catholic stuff," said Pope Francis. "I'm not sure exactly who those people are, but I'm deeply sorry for your loss."
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It's funny because it's true
 
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Experts Say They Don't Know What Thing Is Causing Everyone To Suddenly Collapse, But It's Definitely Not That One Thing

Medical experts are absolutely stumped as to what could be causing the recent uptick in healthy, young people everywhere that are suddenly collapsing with heart failure. Despite their uncertainty, experts do feel confident that we can rule out that one thing as the culprit.

"It's too early to say what could be causing this, but it's never too early to say what isn't causing this," said local expert, Dr. Scott Rufflinger. "This could be caused by anything. But the one thing we know for certain is that it's definitely not what we're all thinking that's behind this — if you know what I mean. We can go ahead and rule that thing out right now because Science just called us on the phone and told us not to discuss it. We always follow Science."
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Education Secretary To Deliver First-Annual 'State Of The Groomers' Speech

WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Secretary of Education Miguel Cardona will be delivering America's first-annual "State of the Groomers" speech this evening, sources say.

"I will be speaking tonight from the hallowed halls of the Department of Education to reassure Americans that the state of our grooming is strong," said Cardona. "Public School teachers have dedicated their lives to grooming children for years, and tonight we must make them feel seen, supported, and protected."

Cardona's team confirmed he plans to outline recent advances in child grooming in grades K-12, as well as several policy proposals to protect the practice of state-sanctioned grooming for years to come.

"We will never shy away from our sacred duty to indoctrinate kids with our perverse sexual politics and push them into a Big Pharma sales pipeline that will make them medical patients for the rest of their lives," Cardona continued. "If that's not the purpose of education, what is?"
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Corporation Celebrates LGBTQ Pride With Rainbow-Colored River

EAST PALESTINE, OH — In a powerful display of solidarity with the LGBTQ+ community, Norfolk Southern dumped thousands of gallons of toxic chemicals into the Ohio River to create beautiful rainbow-colored water.

"Wow! So pretty! Look at all those colors!" said CEO Alan H. Shaw. "We hope our valued members of the LGBTQQIP2SAA+++ community feel seen and valued by our loving gesture of support."

"Don't drink it though," he warned.

Activists and allies around the country celebrated the beautiful shimmering display at a time when many believe corporations are just going through the motions with their LGBTQ+ support. "While other multi-billion-dollar companies simply change their logos for a month, Norfolk Southern went the extra mile," said local queer activist and preschool teacher Xen Minxie. "So inspiring. Now can someone please look at this strange growth on my neck?"

Norfolk Southern confirmed there are more pride-themed surprises on the way, starting with rainbow-colored acid rain next week.
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