Humor/Comedy The Terrible Pun Containment Thread

[Bear Ribs]

 

[Zyobot]

As a wise brogre once said: "Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life."

 

[Zyobot]

Kinda' stupid, but...

 

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[ATP]

Good,but why bread is in Aquarium,not in cage ?

 

[Zyobot]

 

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[Zyobot]

In a word: "Oof!"

 

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[Zyobot]

That is all.

 

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[Zyobot]

 

[Zyobot]

More of a video this time:




Title says it all, really.

 

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[ATP]

Good,that he do not said arise,becouse we do not need more zombie bread.

 

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[Morphic Tide]

I don't get why Kunai is a "fly-knife" and can't find reference to such.

 

[Bear Ribs]

I don't get why Kunai is a "fly-knife" and can't find reference to such.

Yeah, that one is a stretcher to me too. I've seen them called flying knives but more often that's applied to Shuriken, which might have been a better choice.

If I were making the meme myself I'd agonize over whether to use a horsefly knife,

QHP Horsefly Knife

QHP Horsefly Knife horn knife with curved blade to easily get into crevices for easy removal of insect eggs anatomically shaped handle the larvae of bot flies can cause nasty infections, the eggs…

www.fundis-equestrian.com

Which fits but is also so obscure I think most readers wouldn't understand it.

 

[JasonSanjo]

Yeah, the kunai one was a bit of stretch to me, too, but I figured "close enough" since I understood the intended joke.

 

[Zyobot]

"And all sauce with you!"