Agent23
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Congratulations, mortal, all of your whining about that Space Wizard Plasma Sword TV series that the mouse ruined has made your friendly neighborhood ROB somewhat annoyed, mildly entertained and a bit curious.
So starting tomorrow you will be handed a controlling stake in the Walt Disney company and an emergency session of their board of Directors has decided that you, as a long-lost something or another of Walt himself must be the best possible leader to take the reigns of the company and guide it into a bright and shiny future.
In addition to the assets of the company, you also get a small 25 billion dollar slush fund for some extra oomph or in the case of emergencies.
ROB has also decided to give you another small, temporary gift.
You see, any miscreant that wants to discredit or #MeToo you by digging into your history shall be affected by your many wise posts on social media and written work will suffer the same fate as suffered by the hapless humans who had the honor of coming into contact with the Lovecraftian necronomicon and King in Yellow.
This effect will only last for about four years.
And now, we have the the conditions.
During the first two years, you must improve Disney's situation by adding original content only.
In production stuff can be put in indefinite hiatus or cancelled, but not directly messed with.
This is jsut the TV shows/comics/Movies and parks section, mind you, you can fuck as much as you want with the news channels and sports networks.
During the next two years, the gloves are off and you can do whatever you want.
So, can you make ROB happy and turn the company around, while getting it to produce quality stuff?
Or will you suffer the hetherto unknown punishment the mention of which fills you with a dark sense of foreboding?
So starting tomorrow you will be handed a controlling stake in the Walt Disney company and an emergency session of their board of Directors has decided that you, as a long-lost something or another of Walt himself must be the best possible leader to take the reigns of the company and guide it into a bright and shiny future.
In addition to the assets of the company, you also get a small 25 billion dollar slush fund for some extra oomph or in the case of emergencies.
ROB has also decided to give you another small, temporary gift.
You see, any miscreant that wants to discredit or #MeToo you by digging into your history shall be affected by your many wise posts on social media and written work will suffer the same fate as suffered by the hapless humans who had the honor of coming into contact with the Lovecraftian necronomicon and King in Yellow.
This effect will only last for about four years.
And now, we have the the conditions.
During the first two years, you must improve Disney's situation by adding original content only.
In production stuff can be put in indefinite hiatus or cancelled, but not directly messed with.
This is jsut the TV shows/comics/Movies and parks section, mind you, you can fuck as much as you want with the news channels and sports networks.
During the next two years, the gloves are off and you can do whatever you want.
So, can you make ROB happy and turn the company around, while getting it to produce quality stuff?
Or will you suffer the hetherto unknown punishment the mention of which fills you with a dark sense of foreboding?