ROB has decided to give you your very own planet, with a twist.

[Bassoe]

But a big problem with the nerds on cuckbattles is that they turn themselves into the giant robot when it’s supposed to be piloted. This is because the dickless wonders want to be overpowered with no danger to their self insert and are so pathetic they can’t even get a woman.

True but still it would be nice to actually enjoy the perks of living as an absolute dictator. Being a robot means you can't really do that, that's why the Aeon Illuminate(even though they are really the good guys but @Agent23 disagrees) is a better choice they have a stronger industry and average tech plus psychic powers and you can still enjoy cute girls instead of losing your dick to be a toaster.

Hence borg being the best of both worlds.

• Mechanical enough that as Borg King, I'm not a single meatbag individual/point of vulnerability but an infomorph capable of being downloaded into meatbag bodies as necessary.
• But, when in said meatbag bodies, I'm still biological enough to enjoy the advantages. (frank frazetta-style pic showing Borg King on throne, surrounded by multiple Seven of Nines)

My proposed stratagy is as follows:

1. Drones, get to work building a fleet. We've been stripped of our FTL capacities by ROB, but we're extremely fast engineers, rebuild them.
2. Launch cubes in all directions, every one of them capable of independently restarting borg civilization, including booting up a backup of my personality if my current body's destroyed.
3. Upon reaching stars, build transwarp conduits.
4. Upon encountering the rest of you guys, negotiation time. "I have FTL. You don't. However, I'll allow you to use my transwarp network to transport your ships and piggyback transmissions through my hivemind for a FTL internet, in exchange for genetic and technological samples to assimilate. If you attempt to seize my technology, I'll self-destruct it before letting you and backlist your faction. Sure you don't have to say yes to my offer, but your rivals might."

Player "Cally" won at EVE Online despite it being a massively multiplayer game with no victory condition. Other players earn ISK (game currency) by mining, completing quests or killing each other. Cally, on the other hand, simply asked for it. And it worked, and there was nothing they could do about it. Because while the other losers went into the economy as honest workers, or corporations, he realized he could go in as a bank.

Comstar/Spacing Guild grindset time.

 

[Agent23]

Though if @Bassoe is right and tons of other strangers are also getting planets I'll have to think about getting the most powerful group, then I'd ask @Agent23 if the Interim Coalition of Governance from the Xelee, count as bad guys.

Yup.

 

[Jormungandr]

Hence borg being the best of both worlds.

• Mechanical enough that as Borg King, I'm not a single meatbag individual/point of vulnerability but an infomorph capable of being downloaded into meatbag bodies as necessary.
• But, when in said meatbag bodies, I'm still biological enough to enjoy the advantages. (frank frazetta-style pic showing Borg King on throne, surrounded by multiple Seven of Nines)

My proposed stratagy is as follows:

1. Drones, get to work building a fleet. We've been stripped of our FTL capacities by ROB, but we're extremely fast engineers, rebuild them.
2. Launch cubes in all directions, every one of them capable of independently restarting borg civilization, including booting up a backup of my personality if my current body's destroyed.
3. Upon reaching stars, build transwarp conduits.
4. Upon encountering the rest of you guys, negotiation time. "I have FTL. You don't. However, I'll allow you to use my transwarp network to transport your ships and piggyback transmissions through my hivemind for a FTL internet, in exchange for genetic and technological samples to assimilate. If you attempt to seize my technology, I'll self-destruct it before letting you and backlist your faction. Sure you don't have to say yes to my offer, but your rivals might."

Comstar/Spacing Guild grindset time.

Eh, I'd rather be an Arm or Core Commander than a Borg King. They're just broken. Utterly broken.

 

[King Arts]

Yup.

Hahahahaha then I win everything forever tactical time travel is broken like that.