Random Crime Stories...

[Robovski]

Leaving your car running, even at a gas station to pick a few things up, can be a very bad idea.

Even if your a UFC fighter.

But even worse, is trying to steal the car of said UFC Fighter and he's close enough to knee the fuck out of you.

A dude tried to steal a car from a gas station. The owner spotted him in the act. The owner is a UFC fighter. Aaand there's video.

"Hey, that guy left his car running in this gas station parking lot," said the thief. "I think I'll just go ahead and steal it."

notthebee.com

Kinda disappointed by the video but hey, it's still pretty cool.

Dumbass thief didn't lock the door after he got in. That was his second mistake, the first was deciding to steal the car and climbing in.

 

[killerofa23]

Leaving your car running, even at a gas station to pick a few things up, can be a very bad idea.

Even if your a UFC fighter.

But even worse, is trying to steal the car of said UFC Fighter and he's close enough to knee the fuck out of you.

A dude tried to steal a car from a gas station. The owner spotted him in the act. The owner is a UFC fighter. Aaand there's video.

"Hey, that guy left his car running in this gas station parking lot," said the thief. "I think I'll just go ahead and steal it."

notthebee.com

Kinda disappointed by the video but hey, it's still pretty cool.

He deserved everything

 

[Husky_Khan]

The headline states that Man Steals Over Fifty Luxury Cars to Satisfy his Sixteen Girlfriends.... but in the article it adds his own hobbies as well.... which with sixteen girlfriends, might still be the same thing.

Man Steals Over 50 Luxury Cars To Satisfy His 16 Girlfriends

We couldn’t make this up if we wanted to…

www.motorious.com

Sadly local media reports in New Delhi, India, where this presumably took place are slim on the details of him having sixteen girlfriends or the general logistics and supply and demand from it all. What is known is that he was previously incarcerated for auto theft before and to commit his crimes he wore a different wig over his bald head.

 

[Bacle]

 

[DarthOne]

And nothing of value was lost....

 

[Husky_Khan]

Nice work officers.



Hopefully he won't escape on Halloween Night again...

 

[Husky_Khan]

Dual Irish and American citizen Eric Eoin Marques was given a 27 year sentence by a US District Judge for being the reported largest purveyor of child pornography at the time of his arrest in Ireland back in 2013. He was finally extradited to the US State of Maryland in May of 2019.He will serve his sentence in US Federal Prison and after the end of his sentence, be placed on lifetime supervised release. He is getting credit for time served while in the custody of Irish law enforcement while he fought extradition.

He operated a web hosting service called "Freedom Hosting between 2008 and 2013 which hosted over eight and a half million photos and videos of child pornography and generated over three and a half million dollars is revenue.

Man called largest child porn purveyor gets 27-year sentence

A man described by U.S. authorities as the world’s most prolific purveyor of child pornography at the time of his arrest in Ireland was sentenced Wednesday to 27 years in federal prison.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Captain X]

That is way too short of a sentence. Lock that guy up and throw away the damn key.

 

[DarthOne]

That is way too short of a sentence. Lock that guy up and throw away the damn key.

Better idea, kill the bastard.

 

[Husky_Khan]

In equally heinous news, two alleged 'gang associates' were caught smuggling illicit cargo in New Zealand, in completely violation of ongoing lockdown orders and putting the entire countries public health at risk.

New Zealand police arrest pair trying to enter locked-down Auckland found with large amount of KFC

Two men found with a car full of Kentucky Fried Chicken and around $70,000 in cash were arrested as they tried entering New Zealand's largest city, in violation of its tough COVID-19 lockdown measures.

www.foxnews.com

The contraband includes three buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken, ten cartons of coleslaw and some french fries... and serving cold french fries sounds like a crime in and of itself.

It is as of yet unknown how the police plan on disposing of the evidence.

"When fried chicken is outlawed, only those outside the law will have fried chicken."

 

[bintananth]

In equally heinous news, two alleged 'gang associates' were caught smuggling illicit cargo in New Zealand, in completely violation of ongoing lockdown orders and putting the entire countries public health at risk.

New Zealand police arrest pair trying to enter locked-down Auckland found with large amount of KFC

Two men found with a car full of Kentucky Fried Chicken and around $70,000 in cash were arrested as they tried entering New Zealand's largest city, in violation of its tough COVID-19 lockdown measures.

www.foxnews.com

The contraband includes three buckets of Kentucky Fried Chicken, ten cartons of coleslaw and some french fries... and serving cold french fries sounds like a crime in and of itself.

It is as of yet unknown how the police plan on disposing of the evidence.

"When fried chicken is outlawed, only those outside the law will have fried chicken."

New Zealand has gone full-on Homey D. Clown vis-a-vis COVID related shenanigans: "I don't think so. Homey don't play that."

 

[Arch Dornan]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/georgia-homeowner-found-home-invaders-corpse-on-porch-after-two-dogs-mauled-him-to-death-authorities/ar-AAOY8ug?li=BBnb7Kz

Inb4 dogs get muzzled to put home invaders at ease for their life?

 

[Zachowon]

That is an astounding thing

 

[Husky_Khan]

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/georgia-homeowner-found-home-invaders-corpse-on-porch-after-two-dogs-mauled-him-to-death-authorities/ar-AAOY8ug?li=BBnb7Kz

Inb4 dogs get muzzled to put home invaders at ease for their life?

I dunno... That doggo on the right looks guilty of something...



Plus... Hate to bring this up... But the Dogs were White. Who trained these dogs to value their White property over the life of a Black Man?

 

[Husky_Khan]

A TikTok Cosplayer with over a million and a half followers is charged with Manslaughter after shooting and killing her friend while dressed as the Batman villain 'Penguin' during a drunken altercation...

TikTok Cosplayer Killed Friend While Pretending to Be Batman Villain

According to a police report and an audio statement, cosplaying TikToker Yandere.freak was playing with a loaded gun and shot a friend in the head.

www.vice.com

 

[Zachowon]

Alcohol and peoploe who dont know anything about guns

 

[Husky_Khan]

Twitter suspended the account of a hacker who allegedly stole the date of 46 million Argentinians who apparently managed to access Argentina's National Registry of Persons or RENAPER and offered to sell the data on a cybercriminal forum.

Argentina denies their Registry was hacked.

Twitter suspends hacker who allegedly stole data of 45 million Argentinians

The government of Argentina has denied that the National Registry of Persons was hacked.

www.zdnet.com

 

[Husky_Khan]

Millionaire Real Estate Heir Robert Durst charged with the 1982 murder of his first wife Kathie Durst. The 78 year old was charged nearly four decades after the disappearance without a trace of his first wife. Interest was generated in the case after a 2015 HBO Documentary where Robert apparently muttered a confession to the murders.

Robert Durst charged with 1982 murder of wife Kathie Durst

Robert Durst has been charged with murder in New York in the death of his first wife nearly four decades after she disappeared.

apnews.com

 

[Husky_Khan]

Barbarians have given Human Sacrifice a bad name!

A Jamaican preacher and 41 of his congregants were arrested last week after two people were killed during an alleged “human sacrifice.”

Kevin O. Smith, a self-proclaimed “prophet,” and the church members were arrested for slitting the throats of 39-year-old office worker Tanecka Gardner and an unidentified man.

Jamaican preacher Kevin O. Smith, parishioners arrested for alleged human sacrifices

A Jamaican preacher and 41 of his congregants were arrested last week after two people were killed during an alleged “human sacrifice.”

nypost.com

 

[Husky_Khan]

In July of Last Year a drone stripped of all markings and identification and equipped with two nylon ropes dangling beneath it with a copper wire held between said ropes with electrical tape approached a Pennsylvania substation with the alleged intent of causing a short circuit. The effort failed, potentially due to the removal of the drones camera thus requiring the operator to attempt to guide it in via line of sight.

A Drone Tried to Disrupt the Power Grid. It Won't Be the Last

An attack attempt in 2020 proves the UAS threat is real—and not enough is being done to stop it.

www.wired.com